The word “dark” has a powerful connotation in our society. And when we hear this kind of topic, we imagine a place full of mystery and danger. But when it comes to adding humour and spice to a conversation, dark pick up lines can do the job for you. But how? These pick-up lines have humorous and thought-provoking words that can make your partner laugh and lighten their mood. Enjoy.
Dark Pick Up Lines
1. “Are you the darkness that surrounds me? Because I feel safe in your embrace.”
2. “Can I be the moon to your night sky, casting light into your darkest moments?”
3. “I’ll be your shadow, always by your side, even in the darkest of nights.”
4. “Is your name Shadow? Because you’re the silhouette that dances across my dreams.”
5. “If I were a shadow, would you be the light that casts me?”
6. “Do you have Instagram? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
7. “Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.”
8. “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
9. “Are you a shadow? Because you’ve cast a spell on my soul.”
10. “Hey, baby, are you made up of dark matter?”
11. “I can see our future. We are destined to be married.”
12. “If I were a candle, would you be the flame that lights me up?”
13. “I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.”
14. “It’s getting dark…Can you smile real quick to brighten it up?”
15. “You would make a beautiful corpse.”
16. “Are you a shark? Cos, I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.”
17. “Hey, I have candy out in the back. It is in my van. Would you care for some?”
18. “If I’d follow you home, would you keep me?”
19. “You look so familiar…did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
20. “Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause baby, you’re precious.”
21. “This place feels like the perfect setting for a forbidden love story.”
22. “Are you a time traveller? Because I can see you in my future.”
23. “Hey, are you the darkness itself? Because you’ve become my obsession.”
24. “If life were a nightmare, you’d be the haunting melody that plays in my dreams.”
25. “Did you choke on a light bulb? Your chest is all flashy.”
26. “I’m new to this area. Can you show me the way to your apartment?”
27. “If you are right here with me, who’s running in heaven?”
28. “I currently live in my parents’ house, can I move in with you?”
29. “You’ve stolen my heart away. Luckily, I’ve got another three or four in the freezer.”
30. “Is your name Twilight? Because you’re the shadowy realm where I long to dwell.”
31. “Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.”
32. “Are we at a funeral? Because I’m dead for you.”
33. “Is your name Midnight? Because you’re the darkest hour of my soul.”
34. “Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie.”
35. “How’d you like to feel my shirt? They’re made of boyfriend material.”
36. “I only thought about you once today – I just never stopped.”
37. “Shall I wait for you in my car, or will the closet suffice?”
38. “Is that blood or wine you’re having cause I was gonna get you another?”
39. “I think you are the phantom that haunts my thoughts, mysterious and irresistible.”
40. “Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.”
41. “Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?”
42. “With you, every moment feels like a dance in the twilight.”
43. “What’s your favorite game? Mine’s called Following You Without You Knowing.”
44. “If looks could kill, I’d be dead right now.”
45. “If I had to rate you on a scale of 1 to 10, I’d rate you a 9 because I am the one you’re missing.”
46. “My zombie plan has been rewritten to include you.”
47. “Are you an artist? You’re really good at drawing me in.”
48. “Would you stop screaming if I said you have a beautiful body?”
49. “Are you the future? Because you’re looking hopeless and bleak.”
50. “I know you’re the dark side of the moon, but I’m drawn to your mystery.”
51. “If I were a vampire, you’d be my eternal muse.”
52. “Are you an executioner? Because every time I look at you, I lose my head.”
53. “Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.”
54. “Are you a horror movie? Because you make my heart race.”
55. “Excuse me, but are you a shadow? Because you’re always by my side.”
56. “Hey, are you the darkness itself? Because you’ve consumed my every thought.”
57. “OOOOOh, baby, you must have wished upon a star cause today is your lucky day!”
58. “Tell me you are a banana because I find you a peeling.”
59. “May be you’re not a star, but you shine brighter than any constellation.”
60. “Hey, girl! I guess you must be tired because you have been running through my heart all night.”
61. “Is your name Dracula? Because I’d let you take a bite out of me.”
62. “Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?”
63. “If I were a ghost, would you be the one who believes in me?”
64. “I just wanted to let you know that you have the sweetest smile while you’re asleep.”
65. “Do you have a death wish? Because you take my breath away.”
66. “With you, every moment feels like a starry night, full of infinite possibilities.”
67. “Did you just steal my heart like a thief in the night?”
68. “Hey, baby! Do you care for homeless citizens? If yes, I wish to live with you.”
69. “Life without you is like a broken pencil, it’s pointless.”
70. “I’m not a necrophiliac, but you’re drop dead gorgeous.”
71. “Are you a WiFi router? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
72. “If I were a specter, would you be the haunting melody in my heart?”
73. “I’m throwing you a house party. Wanna come?”
74. “If you get lost in the midst of darkness.”
75. “You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.”
76. “My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They’re probably long dead.”
77. “If looks could kill, I’d be dead right now.”
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