1. It was a pri-mole response.
2. Post Mole-one – The animal kingdom’s best rapper.
3. Why do moles eat so much? Because they are mole-nourished.
4. The houses are scheduled for de-mole-ition.
5. You’re mole-some.
6. Mole-ars – The largest tooth in a mole’s mouth.
7. Earth is in the Mole-ky Way galaxy.
8. A mole has just won the lottery. She’s now a multi mole-ionaire.
9. How do moles finance their homes? With a molegage.
10. It’s the mole-timate example.
11. Mole-in-one – a mole golfer’s dream!
12. A mole’s favorite actor is Mole Gibson.
13. I knew a spy mole who turned double agent. He was a mole mole.
14. What do you get if you cross a mole with a popular board game? Mole-opoly.
15. You’re my role mole-del.
16. What kind of hairstyle to moles like the most? Molehawks.
17. Don’t tell mole jokes. It’s mole-itically incorrect.
18. I heard a beautiful mole-ody.
19. The future looks dis-mole.
20. They showed hu-mole-ity by acknowledging their mistakes.
21. How do moles get in touch with their friends? By e-mole.
22. If you cross a mole with an insect, you get a mole-squito.
23. How do you stop a mole from digging? Take his shovel away.
24. Moles are made of molecules.
25. Mole-ch your soil.
26. Mole-ars are the biggest of all teeth.
27. Holey Mole-y – a mole with lots of holes.
28. A mole that changes colors is a cha-mole-eon.
29. A sad mole is dis-mole.
30. There are mole-tiple options.
31. What is a moles favorite type of music? Rock ‘n’ mole.
32. The mole, the merrier.
33. Why is it bad to tell mole jokes? It’s mole-itically incorrect.
34. A mole’s favorite composer is Mole-zart.
35. Once you’ve told one mole joke, have you told them mole?
36. I prefer having mole-tiple choices.
37. My garden has been totally destroyed by moles. It looks like a de-mole-ition site.
38. The mole went to the dentist to remove its mole-ars.
39. Guacamole – what moles dip their chips into.
40. There’s mole where that came from.
41. Why do moles like Cindy Crawford? They are her favorite super-mole-dle.
42. The results are abys-mole.
43. Ace in the mole.
44. What are moles made of? Mole-cules.
45. My favorite summer fruit is watermole-on.
46. A mole’s favorite board game is Mole-opoly.
47. Who was moles favorite composer? Moles-art.
48. Moles exercise by running on the tread-mole.
49. Why did the mole doctor lose his job? Medical mole-practice.
50. Lawyers can be sued for mole-practice.
51. What do you call a miserable mole? Dis-mole.
52. We are fa-mole-y.
53. Moles are burrowing mam-moles.
54. I’m going to the shopping mole.
55. What kind of entertainment do moles like? Mole-some.
56. I love to eat mole-berries.
57. There was a mole-function in the system.
58. They had an mole-terior motive.
59. After high school, they joined the mole-itary.
60. I enjoy eating cara-mole ice cream.
61. E-mole – how moles send messages via computer.
62. What do you get if you cross a mole with an avocado? Guacamole.
63. Water-mole-on – a mole’s favourite melon.
64. The rich mole is a mole-ti-mole-ionaire.
65. A mole that goes to the desert becomes a ca-mole.
66. Moles love to listen to rock and mole.
67. When you put a mole and avocado together, you get guacamole.
68. We had an infor-mole meeting.
69. I’m fa-mole-iar with the subject.
70. I’ll send you an e-mole reminder.
71. Slow as mole-asses.
72. The event’s dress code is for-mole.
73. We have si-mole-ar interests.
74. Moles communicate in Mole-se code.
75. A mole’s favorite haircut is the mole-let.
76. Holy Moley – a religious mole.
77. Truth be mole-d.
78. A mole’s favorite field of study in math is mole-tiplication.
79. What did mole teach her students in math class? Mole-tiplication.
80. A mole’s favorite baseball team is the Mole-waukee Brewers.
81. What do you get if you cross a mole with a painkiller? Paraceta-mole.
82. I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today. I’ve no idea how he got up there.
83. I’m having a mole-ten chocolate cake for dessert.
84. Moles are my favorite ani-moles.
85. Mole-cule – A mole’s favourite particle.
86. There was paranor-mole activity going on.
87. The mole said to the dirt, “I dig you.”
88. Everything’s back to nor-mole.
89. What kind of fruit do moles eat in the summer? Water-mole-ns.
90. What TV show do moles like best? Molerose place.
91. Mole money. Mole problems.
92. I love roasting marsh-mole-lows.
93. You’re one in a mole-lion.
94. It’s a s-mole world.
95. Santa lives in the North Mole.
96. There was a sense of mole-ncholy in the air.
97. A mole that keeps things simple is a mini-mole-ist.
98. I’m traveling to Mole-bourne, Australia.
99. Mole money. Mole problems.
