63 4th of July Puns to Let Freedom Ring With Laughter

1. Morning golf went great, I even made the par-ade.

2. The best part about the 4th of July is the long free-kend.

3. Water balloons? You should know already, we had them at your birthday party.

4. Hot dogs and hamburgers? Give me a bun-ch.

5. You’re looking really nice today! A regular B-B-cutie.

6. Happy In-tea-pendence Day.

7. Spring-klers? But I thought it was summer.

8. Wheeeee the people.

9. Happy Fork of July friends.

10. I don’t mind the heat because my plans are going swimmingly.

11. Instead of my button-down today, I think I’ll wear my liber-tee.

12. When do Jewish people celebrate ‘April fools day’? In Jew lie.

13. Mesquite-noooo! I got all bitten up at the barbecue.

14. Why don’t cats like July? Because they start the dog days of summer.

15. Casually sipping on my libertea.

16. How’s your holiday? Spill the tea.

17. When you leave home for your 4th of July festivities, don’t forget your Yan-keys.

18. They’ve got their floaties on and they’re pumped to go swimming.

19. I love golfing on the FORE-th.

20. What a great day to liber-tee up.

21. The shots heard round the world.

22. Not everyone has the day off for the 4th of July. Fire works.

23. Since 1776, America has been sipping on liber-tea.

24. Let’s ring out the 4th with a boom.

25. I’m going golfing on the 4th of July! Sure hope I get an Eagle.

26. I’m so excited for fireworks tonight that I could just explode.

27. Party in the US of Yay.

28. Give me li-beer-ty or give me death.

29. Fire works? That’s a shame. Glad I’m off today.

30. Why are there no July 4th knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings.

31. What are balloons? A perfect alternative to a pool on a hot day.

32. When you told me you had pool, I thought I’d need my bathing suit, not a cue stick.

33. My friend said “It’s June 31st.” I told him “July’d”.

34. Whenever I tell jokes at BBQ’s, I’m told I’m too corny.

35. I can’t believe the radio hasn’t played the red-and-White Stripes.

36. Since it’s the fourth of July, let’s indepen-dance the night away.

37. Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year Hers is in February and mine in July.

38. Let’s do as the Romans do and light this candle.

39. I haven’t knocked on any doors today because freedom rings.

40. Why doesn’t fire take a day off on the 4th of July? Because fire works.

41. Does England have a 4th of July? Yes they do, and a July 3rd and a July 5th.

42. Please doughnut touch my freedom.

43. Summer’s halfway over? July-ing.

44. It was nice meat-ing you.

45. The beach reminds me of the flag – it always waves.

46. Beat The Heat?! But I can’t even play basketball.

47. Sure is hot, dog.

48. We stayed home this year but these crowds are all the beach I can handle.

49. What do you call a July firework that doesn’t go boom? A fire not work.

50. Today, I’m feeling red, white, and blue all over.

51. What did the parrot want for the 4th of July? A fire-cracker.

52. Party like a patriot.

53. What do you say when your friend says it’s June 31st? July’d.

54. Are allergies so bad this year that we need God to bless all of America?

55. Fire works?? I sure hope it does or we’ll have an empty sky.

56. Good morning, classmates! I am America. I was born on July 4th, 1776.

57. Cows give milk in July. But only if they are in a good moood.

58. Stop hating U.S. ’cause you ain’t U.S.

59. I hear the food’s ready. Looks like I showed up right on ‘cue.

60. You should try out the kitty pool – it’s su-purr-b.

61. My friend decided to propose today because freedom rings.

62. Four score and seven beers ago.

63. Instead of my button-down today, I think I’ll wear my liber-tee.

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