93 Funny Turkey Puns That Are Hilarious to Read

1. What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing, wing.

2. It’s Thursday but it feels like fry-day.

3. Down the basement, lock the cellar door, and baby- talk turkey to me.

4. Back off! Why are you being so eggressive?

5. Don’t make Thanksgiving a cluster-pluck.

6. Quit yolking around and come eat.

7. I’ve been very into fitness lately. Fitness this whole turkey in my mouth.

8. Call me turkey because I’m stuffed.

9. Save the turkey leftovers so they don’t go to waist.

10. What’s the best way to eat turkey bacon? Gobble it up.

11. Stuffin’ compares to a great meal prepared with love.

12. Why did the turkey say no to dessert? He said he was already stuffed.

13. What kind of weather does a turkey like? Fowl weather.

14. Usually “stud muffins” are my type, but stuffins will do just fine.

15. That smells absolutely fowl.

16. Turkey, gravy, beans, and rolls. Let me see that casserole.

17. Is dinner ready yet or am I just being too… Tur-Keen?

18. I couldn’t wait for the turk-week to end.

19. Take a hent.

20. How do turkeys drive a car? He wings it.

21. This kind of meal is definitely the tur-Key to my heart.

22. This year for thanksgiving I booked a flight to Turkeys and Caicos

23. I’m not waiting any longer to eat- I don’t want to baste my time.

24. I quit eating leftovers cold turkey.

25. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.

26. What’s blue and covered in feathers? A turkey holding its breath.

27. I peck your pardon?

28. Have the baste thanksgiving ever.

29. There’s about to be a war in the middle feast.

30. We’re on a roll.

31. I want to see every piece of food. I want to go on a tour-key.

32. Let’s be honest, I’ve got Stuffin’ to worry about.

33. I’m starving. I’m actually hen-gry.

34. You don’t like the food? Cluck you.

35. What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing wing.

36. I feel like Ringo Starr with all these drumsticks.

37. Sorry – sometimes when I have food this good, I get a little turk-Emotional.

38. We will have our thanksgiving dinner at 6 o’cluck.

39. I rode over here as fast as I could. Full gobble.

40. Forever hounding for leftovers to tur-Keep for later.

41. Why did the cranberry turn red? Because he saw the turkey dressing.

42. I couldn’t open the door. Then I realized I was using my tur-key.

43. Why did the turkey wear stilts? No one cooks flamingos for Thanksgiving.

44. My turkey looked the exact same! Maybe it was a gobblegänger.

45. I didn’t hear a bird you said.

46. We’ll worry about the Christmas tree later. Today it’s all about the poul-tree.

47. I guess we’ll just have to wing it.

48. Gobble ’til you wobble.

49. I smoked too much now I feel like this turkey- absolutely baked.

50. Why did the farmer report the turkey to the police? He sensed fowl play.

51. Hey could you pass the turkey? I want to see some Poultry in motion.

52. What are turkeys most thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians

53. My math teacher asked if I could pass the pumpkin pi.

54. I’ve really spread my wings this year.

55. I like the thighs but I’m more of a breast man myself.

56. He didn’t come because we had a fowling out.

57. Don’t worry, you’ve got absolutely stuffing to worry about.

58. Did you know turkeys can never get the flew?

59. Turkeys always die and see the grave-y

60. Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned table manners.

61. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove it wasn’t chicken.

62. Turkin’ 9 to 5.

63. What is a turkey called on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.

64. Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.

65. Great meal, beak performance.

66. I tried to buy a frozen turkey this year but I knew that wouldn’t fly.

67. What do turkeys like to do on sunny days? Have peck-nics.

68. Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap.

69. This turkey tastes funny. It’s a quir-key.

70. The only sport I’m watching is butterball.

71. Sorry I couldn’t make it- I’m feeling under the feather.

72. I guess you can say I’m in a Fowl mood today.

73. …and that is turkey to success.

74. I feel like I need my passport with all this Turkey.

75. The Gizzard of Oz.

76. I ate so much turkey I might fowl over.

77. I drank so much now I feel completely basted.

78. I’m so full I am going to have to wattle around.

79. Which key is doesn’t work on locks and has legs? A tur-key.

80. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.

81. Tonight there was much ado about Stuffing.

82. The best part about turkey is when I get to turk-eat.

83. We can clean the dinner plates in one fowl swoop.

84. I ruined Thanksgiving dinner. I clucked it up.

85. Is all the food here? Let’s do a roll call.

86. What dessert does a turkey love the most? Peach gobbler.

87. I hope the main course is served piping hot tonight because I quit cold turkey.

88. I can’t help Fowl-ing in live with food….

89. Turkey trot like it’s hot.

90. Can you pass me the peck-an pie?

91. The turkey was so suspiciously delicious that I had to suspect… Fowl play.

92. You really have no res-peck do you?

93. Call me turkey because I’m stuffed.

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