101 Pumpkin Puns to Spice Up Your Day With Laughter

1. Pumpkin out puns like it’s nobody’s business.

2. Have a gourd time this Halloween.

3. Ahead of the carve.

4. What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern? A plump-kin.

5. Don’t gourd breaking my heart.

6. Hey, gourd looking.

7. Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice.

8. When in doubt, gourd it out.

9. Take this pumpkin or leaf it.

10. Orange you pumped that it’s almost Halloween?

11. Go big or gourd home.

12. I’ve been pumpkin iron at the gym.

13. Life is gourd when it’s pumpkin spice season.

14. Better latte than never.

15. I’m the pun King.

16. A pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away.

17. Life is gourd.

18. Gourd luck.

19. Get pumped for Halloween.

20. I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin.

21. Pumpkins are Fall of themselves.

22. Another gourd-geous day at the farm.

23. Patch you later.

24. You occu-pie my thoughts.

25. What’s cooking, gourd looking?

26. Pie one, get one free.

27. What are jack-o-lanterns afraid of? Things that go pump-kin the night.

28. You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me.

29. Have a gourd day.

30. I love pumpkins so much I can feel it in my vines.

31. My star sign is Spisces

32. That’ll do spicely.

33. Carve out a niche.

34. Gourd vibes only.

35. Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.

36. You’re the pick of the pumpkin patch.

37. Unless it’s pumpkin spice, I don’t give a frappe.

38. Pumpkin Spice season is finally here! Better latte than never.

39. Pumpkin up the volume.

40. Gourd of the rings.

41. How do you repair a broken jack o’ lantern? Use a pumpkin patch.

42. Blood Type: Pumpkin Spice.

43. The bigger the pumpkin is, the harder it will Fall.

44. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre? Pulp fiction.

45. Pumpkin is soup-er.

46. I love you a pumpkin spice latte.

47. Give it a roast.

48. Right bake at ya.

49. How do pumpkins greet each other? Happy Hollow-ing.

50. Pumpkin Pi.

51. Pumpkins.

52. Sorry I’m latte. I had to pick up my pumpkin spice.

53. Where do pumpkins hold meetings? In the gourdroom.

54. Pie’ve been waiting all season for this.

55. The bigger the pumpkin, the harder the Fall.

56. Let the gourd times roll.

57. How do you calculate the circumference of a pumpkin? With pi.

58. You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.

59. Why does the farmer keep gazing at his pumpkin patch? Because it’s so gourd-geous.

60. Oh, dear gourd.

61. Pie love you, cutey pie.

62. Where do pumpkins live? In the seedy part of town.

63. A latte fuss over nothing.

64. I only drink pumpkin spice—just call me a basic witch.

65. Slipped on a pumpkin. It caught me off gourd.

66. How does a Halloween pumpkin listen to music? On vine-yl.

67. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.

68. Hello, gourd-geous.

69. You’re under a-roast.

70. There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.

71. Let’s lay this pumpkin to roast.

72. Carve out some fun this fall.

73. Just a couple of country pumpkins.

74. Pumpkins are an Autumn romance.

75. I love pumpkin spice a latte.

76. Pumpkin spice up your life.

77. Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.

78. Piece out.

79. Oh my gourd! I love fall.

80. I’m a bit of a country pumpkin.

81. Time to get smashed.

82. An act of gourd.

83. I want to suc-seed.

84. The best thing to put in a pumpkin pie is your teeth.

85. Puree and simple.

86. Welcome to the pun-kin patch.

87. Let’s pumpkin spice things up.

88. I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts. It was an Ouija gourd.

89. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.

90. Pumpkin spice, spice, baby.

91. My gourd luck charm.

92. We have nothing but gourd intentions.

93. What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock o’ lantern.

94. What did the pumpkin say at the bar? Let’s get smashed.

95. My pumpkin jokes are way too gourd.

96. What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver? Cut it out.

97. Pie love spending time with you.

98. I spy with my little pie.

99. Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

100. Don’t chai this at home.

101. Squashed it.

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