100 Best Thanksgiving Puns That Are Hilarious to Read

1. Frankly my dear, I dont thanks-give a yam.

2. It’s beauty and the feast.

3. Halloween has passed yet I still see so many Gobble-ins.

4. Stop, drop, and pass the rolls.

5. You can’t just quit Thanksgiving cold turkey.

6. There’s always pumpkin to be grateful for.

7. You’re the gift that keeps on Thanks-giving.

8. Thanksgiving dinner: All in a holi-day’s work.

9. Don’t be corny.

10. Well now I’m thank-FULL

11. There’s nothing butter than this.

12. The only cups I use on Thanksgiving are gobblets.

13. Stuffing in this world compares to you.

14. You’re the apple of my pie.

15. You’ve really got your turk cut out for you.

16. What are turkey butchers haunted by? Poultrygeists.

17. You hold the tur-key to my heart.

18. Let’s get the gourd times rolling.

19. You’re the apple of my pie.

20. Why did the turkey go to jail? He was convicted of fowl play.

21. you’re on a real casse-role.

22. I love you, from your bread to your potatoes.

23. You’re my baste friend.

24. You’d butter believe it.

25. Silence of the yams.

26. This is so good I cran-berrily believe it.

27. Who needs a wine glass, when you’ve got a gobble-let?

28. If you don’t like Merlot I don’t want to hear any Wine-ing.

29. This turkey is poultry in motion.

30. That was plucking hilarious.

31. Corn in the U.S.A.

32. There’s a fowl on the play.

33. I’m stuffed.

34. Don’t make Thanksgiving a cluster-pluck.

35. This Thanksgiving was a night to November.

36. I yam so thankful for you.

37. Why don’t turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? They’re stuffed.

38. Eat, drink, and cranberry.

39. A brine is a terrible thing to baste.

40. The turkey looks delicious! You killed it.

41. My Thanksgiving sign is Pie-sces.

42. Thanksgiving was a bit of a clusterpluck.

43. I how this Turkey doesn’t return as a poultry-geist.

44. I yam what I yam.

45. Pour some gravy on me.

46. Sorry, I’m occu-pied.

47. I only have pies for you.

48. You butter believe it.

49. Let’s bet basted.

50. I cran and I will.

51. Let’s give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.

52. I’m all about that baste.

53. Because you know I’m all about that baste.

54. It’s time to get basted.

55. You’re the belle of the (Butter)ball.

56. You ain’t seen stuffing yet.

57. Dear gourd, I’m stuffed.

58. This corn dish is a-maizing.

59. They lived appley ever after.

60. Let the gourd times roll.

61. Roast assured, this Turkey is going to be good.

62. I’m going to gobble that up.

63. Why don’t turkeys like hearing jokes? They always get roasted.

64. What baseball position do turkeys play? First baste.

65. It’s cheesy, but I’m grate-ful for you.

66. Did you hear about possessed turkey? It had a poultry-geist.

67. Baking is my cardio.

68. I’ve been pumpkin iron at my gym.

69. Oops I just walked in on the salad dressing.

70. Yes we pe-can.

71. They see me rollin’, they hatin’.

72. I want 50 shades of gravy.

73. Arrgh, I’m a pie-rate.

74. What do turkeys drink wine from? Gob-lets.

75. Why did the chef refuse to crack an egg? He didn’t want to whisk it.

76. Don’t use that fowl language with me.

77. Wham, yam, thank you ma’am.

78. Talk turkey to me.

79. Bread-y or not, here I crumb.

80. Tonight I’m working the gravy-yard shift.

81. Cleaning up after dinner sure is a crumby job.

82. Crumb on and jam.

83. The goal is to gobble until you wobble.

84. Baby I’m a maize.

85. Activate: Feast Mode.

86. Beauty and the feast.

87. Don’t marsh my mellow.

88. Much ado about stuffing.

89. I think I’m about to fowl asleep.

90. It doesn’t get butter than this.

91. 50 shades of gravy.

92. It’s everything or stuffing.

93. Time to activate feast mode.

94. Turkeys who love coffee are called perkies.

95. That’s plucking delicious.

96. Nobody puts gravy in the corner.

97. OK, it’s time to cut myself off — cold turkey.

98. Pie love you.

99. This dinner really struck a gourd with me.

100. Whatever floats your gravy boat.

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