Knock-knock jokes have been bringing laughter and joy to people for generations. From the classic “who’s there?” to the more modern variations of the joke like Knock knock, these funny little quips have always been a staple of comedy for decades.
Whether it’s a family gathering or a night out with friends, cracking good knock-knock jokes will surely bring smiles to everyone’s faces. Their simple yet clever set-up can be enjoyed by both adults and children alike.
Here we’ve compiled the list of 111+ Knock Knock Jokes that will bring out the creativity in people by challenging them to come up with clever punchlines. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Best Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
Nah, I prefer Google.
2. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked.
3. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
A tiss-who is for blowing your nose.
4. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound cuckoo.
5. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Really? You don’t look like a shoe.
6. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
Yacht to know me by now.
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me.
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it.
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Surely it’s pronounced Idaho?
10. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas.
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo.
12. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock-knock jokes.
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
14. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice person.
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
It’s to whom.
17. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too.
18. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Alien—wait, how many aliens do you know?
19. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
No, it’s kangaroo.
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
23. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
Having an identity crisis, are you?
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
25. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again.
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You don’t know who you are?
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who? Leaf me alone.
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came right over.
29. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Saul.
Saul who?
Saul there is. There ain’t no more.
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No silly, cows go MOO.
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A wood wok.
A wood wok who?
A wood wok 500 miles, and a wood wok 500 more.
34. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD guy on your doorstep?
35. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
No, cargo “beep beep!”&
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind. It’s pointless.
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Door is locked, that’s why I’m knocking.
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elly.
Elly who?
Elly-mentary, my dear Watson.
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please.
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
43. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting doctor.
Inter—You’ve got a broken leg.
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police. Open the door.
45. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Noise.
Noise who?
Noise to see you.
46. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Who hoo?
Are you an owl?
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in.
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.
50. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
51. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
52. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up and open the door, I’m hungry.
53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in? &
54. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to know.
55. Knock, knock.
Who there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze.
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working.
57. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry.
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
59. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A wood wok.
A wood wok who?
A wood wok 500 miles, and I wood wok 500 more.
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell.
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell. That’s why I knocked.
62. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
63. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, fine. W-H-O.
64. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears another knock-knock joke for you.
65. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Hey, don’t cry.
66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood.
67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come.
69. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from knocking so long.
70. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up.
71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!
73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car.
74. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth while you’re chewing.
75. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who.
76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too.
77. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want.
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
KGB.
KGB who?
We will ask the questions.
79. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want.
81. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Con— OK, now you say, “Control freak who?
82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
84. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I. O.
I. O. who?
Me. When are you paying me back?
85. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
FBI.
FB— We’re asking the questions here.
86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
87. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
I am who is knocking. Who are you?
88. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.
89. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up.
90. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too.
91. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nuisance.
Nuisance who?
What’s new since yesterday?
93. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money, please.
94. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
95. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun ya business.
96. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, come out with your hands up.
97. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s nearly lunch time.
98. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t open.
99. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
100. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can open the door?
101. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got.
102. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer google.
103. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock. Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
104. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bed.
Bed who?
Bed you can’t guess who I am.
105. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, fine. W-H-O.
106. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.
107. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?
108. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel (no bell), that’s why I keep knocking.
109. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door, hello neighbor.
110. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A little boy. A
little boy who?
A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.
111. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me.
112. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone.
113. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You’ve seen that TV show?
114. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo hoo?
Why are you crying?
115. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2D2 is my favorite droid in Star Wars.
116. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you.
Read More
