1. “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.” – Jessica Rabbit
2. “Roger, darling?” – Jessica Rabbit
3. “I suppose you think no one’s going to notice Toontown’s disappeared?” – Jessica Rabbit
4. “Roger Roger, say something?” – Jessica Rabbit
5. “Can you help me find him? Just name your price and I’ll pay it.” – Jessica Rabbit
6. “That’s the gun that killed R.K. Maroon, and Doom pulled the trigger.” – Jessica Rabbit
7. “You ain’t got no money. Ain’t got no use for you.” – Jessica Rabbit
8. “You’d better believe it, buster.” – Jessica Rabbit
9. “Uh-oh. It’s the weasels! This way. We’ll take Gingerbread Lane.” – Jessica Rabbit
10. “Don’t worry; you’re not the first. We better get out of here.” – Jessica Rabbit
11. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.” – Jessica Rabbit
12. “I’m running out of time.” – Jessica Rabbit
13. “Jessica’s the only one for me. You’ll see. We’ll rise above this piddling pecadillo. We’re gonna be happy again. You got that? Happy. Capital H-A-P-P-I.” – Roger Rabbit
14. “He makes me laugh.” – Jessica Rabbit
15. “Oh, Mr, Valiant, please… you’re my only hope.” – Jessica Rabbit
16. “When I opened up the blue envelope, all that was inside was a blank piece of paper.” – Jessica Rabbit
17. “Well, we’re not going anywhere in my car. Let’s take yours.” – Jessica Rabbit
18. “Last week, some heavy breather wanted one of my nylons as a souvenir. Maybe that’s what he was after?” – Jessica Rabbit
19. “I tracked him to the studio, but I was too late to stop him.” – Jessica Rabbit
20. “He’s lost his mind.” – Jessica Rabbit
21. “You got me all wrong.” – Jessica Rabbit
22. “Hello, Mr. Valiant. I rang the doorbell, but I guess you couldn’t hear it.” – Jessica Rabbit
23. “Oh, Roger. You were magnificent.” – Jessica Rabbit
24. “I’m desperate, Mr. Valiant. Can’t you see how much I need you?” – Jessica Rabbit
25. “I just saved your life, and you still don’t trust me?” – Jessica Rabbit
26. “No, he didn’t. I hit him in the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk – so he wouldn’t get hurt.” – Jessica Rabbit
27. “I’m weak – you’re strong. Can’t you find a place somewhere in your heart to help me?” – Jessica Rabbit
28. “From the looks of it, I’d say it was Roger. My honey bunny was never very good behind the wheel.” – Jessica Rabbit
29. “I just want you to know that I love you, Roger. I’ve loved you more than any woman’s ever loved a rabbit.” – Jessica Rabbit
30. “If I’m as bad as you think, what’s stopping me from just killing you right now?” – Jessica Rabbit
31. “Get your hands off me, you little rodent.” – Jessica Rabbit
32. “Do you wanna tell me what she [Jessica Rabbit] was doing with her arms around you?” – Dolores
33. “Goodbye, Eddie. My offer stands firm. Think about it.” – Jessica Rabbit
34. “You’ve got the wrong idea about me. I’m a pawn in this just like poor Roger.” – Jessica Rabbit
35. “I’d do anything for my husband, Mr. Valiant. Anything.” – Jessica Rabbit
36. “Oh, not now, Marvin. I have a headache.” – Jessica Rabbit
37. “Problem is without Marvin’s will, the land still goes to Cloverleaf.” – Jessica Rabbit
38. “Maroon wanted to blackmail Acme. I didn’t want to have anything to do with it, but he said that if I didn’t pose for those pattycake pictures, Roger would never work in this town again. I couldn’t let that happen.” – Jessica Rabbit
39. “C’mon, Roger. Let’s go home. I’ll bake ya a carrot cake.” – Jessica Rabbit
40. “Last week, some heavy breather wanted one of my nylons as a souvenir.” – Jessica Rabbit
41. “Not even your own eyes?” – Jessica Rabbit
42. “Oh, all right. But this time, take off that hand buzzer.” – Jessica Rabbit
43. “You, Mr. Valiant, are either drunk or punch drunk. Probably both.” – Jessica Rabbit
44. “Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.” – Jessica Rabbit
45. “Maroon wanted to blackmail Acme. I didn’t want to have anything to do with it, but he said that if I didn’t pose for those pattycake pictures, Roger would never work in this town again. I couldn’t let that happen. I’d do anything for my husband, Mr. Valiant. Anything.” – Jessica Rabbit
46. “It was Doom who killed Acme, you know?” – Jessica Rabbit
47. “I hope you’re proud of yourself, and those pictures you took.” – Jessica Rabbit
48. “Why don’t you do it right like some other men do? Get out of here and get me the money too.” – Jessica Rabbit
49. “Thanks for your lap.” – Jessica Rabbit
50. “You didn’t catch me, Mr. Valiant. You were set up to take those pictures.” – Jessica Rabbit
51. “You had plenty of money back in ’22. You let other women make a fool of you.” – Jessica Rabbit
52. “Maroon came to me. He told me he’d fire Roger if I didn’t do it. I went along with him for Roger’s sake. It was only pattycake, after all.” – Jessica Rabbit
53. “Oh, Roger! You were a pillar of strength.” – Jessica Rabbit
54. “Before poor Marvin was killed, he confided in me that Judge Doom wanted to get his hands on Toontown, and he wouldn’t stop at anything.” – Jessica Rabbit
55. “Marvin told me. Doom was after his land. He was afraid. That’s why he brought me his will.” – Jessica Rabbit
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