Why do people love to share very good jokes? Well, I think It could be because they make us laugh in a way that other types of humour cannot and it help us bond with others by creating a shared experience of laughter.
Here we’ve compiled the list of 103 very good Jokes that will help you express your opinions in a humorous manner. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Very Good Jokes
1. Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
2. Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
3. What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
5. How did the student feel when he learned about electricity?
Totally shocked.
6. Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home?
It lost its bearings!
8. Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
9. What kind of candy do astronauts like?
Mars bars.
10. What did one toilet say to another?
You look flushed.
11. What does a house wear?
Address!
12. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
13. Why are toilets always so good at poker?
They always get a flush
14. What’s an egg’s favorite vacation spot?
New Yolk City.
15. How much money does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer.
16. Why was the fish’s grades bad?
They were below sea level.
17. Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
18. Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
19. What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
20. I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
21. What does a pig put on dry skin?
Oinkment.
22. Where do young trees go to learn?
Elementree school.
23. What do cows do on date night?
Go to the moo-vies.
24. Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
25. Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?
Because they are such fungis.
26. A termite walks into a bar and says, “So, is the bar tender here? “
27. What has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every day.
28. What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
29. Do you want to hear a construction joke?
Sorry, I’m still working on it.
30. What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
31. What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
32. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!
33. Time flies like an arrow.Fruit flies like a banana.
34. What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
35. What does corn say when it gets a compliment?
Aw, shucks!
36. What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless.
37. What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
A parrot.
38. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
39. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
40. Why did the weather report go to school?
To improve its climate!
41. What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
42. Why couldn’t the sunflower ride its bike?
It lost its petals.
43. Where was King David’s temple located?
Beside his ear.
44. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
45. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
46. What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
47. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
48. What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
49. Why did the cloud break up with the lightning bolt?
It found him shocking!
50. RIP, boiling water.You will be mist.
51. What’s small and red and has a rough voice?
A hoarse raddish!
52. What do cows read the most?
Cattle-logs.
53. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
54. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
55. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes a little funny.
56. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool.
57. What falls, but never needs a bandage?
The rain.
58. I lost an electron.You really have to keep an ion them!
59. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems!
60. Why should you never trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.
61. What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
62. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
63. How does an octopus go into battle?
Well-armed.
64. Why did the stormtrooper start carrying an umbrella?
Because he heard there was a chance of Rey!
65. What do you call a pudgy psychic?
A four-chin teller.
66. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
67. What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
68. What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador.
69. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A Maybe.
70. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
71. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
72. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
73. What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?
The space bar.
74. What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little horse.
75. What did one raindrop say to the other?
Two’s company, three’s a cloud!
76. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
SoFISHticated!
77. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
78. What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
79. What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.
80. Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
81. What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
82. Where does Batman go to the bathroom?
The batroom.
83. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
84. When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?
When it becomes apparent.
85. Why did the weather report go to school?
To improve its climate!
86. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired!
87. What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Quit stalking me!
88. What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunder pants!
89. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
90. Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?
Because it was cultured.
91. Why did the cloud break up with the lightning bolt?
It found him shocking!
92. What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
93. How did the pig get to the hogspital?
In a hambulance.
94. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
95. What did one raindrop say to the other?
Two’s company, three’s a cloud!
96. What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey.
97. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison.
98. Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Too many ears.
99. What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code.
100. How do you make an egg-roll?
You push it!
101. Why was the scarecrow awarded a medal?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
102. What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
103. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
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