Sharing Flirty knock-knock jokes allow you to show off your wit and humour, which is always attractive. Plus, they provide a great way to know each other playfully. They are fun and lighthearted and can also be used to start conversations and create an atmosphere of flirtatiousness.
In recent years, sharing these jokes has become increasingly popular, especially among young adults. This is because they make it easier to approach someone they’re interested in.
Here we’ve compiled the list of 85 Flirty Knock-knock Jokes that will show your sense of humour and even flirt with someone you like. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Best Knock-knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
QT.
QT who?
You’re such a QT.
2. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me.
3. Knock, knock.
Is anyone there?
Mikey.
Who is Mickey?
If Mickey isn’t available, can I have yours?
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I love you.
I love you, who?
Don’t ask who, because it’s you.
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toad.
Toad who?
I toad-ally love you.
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana spend the rest of my life with you.
8. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Who? Talk 32 me.
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bae, can you give me a kiss?
10. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tooth.
Tooth who?
Tooth or Dare?
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A loan.
A loan who?
I can’t wait to get you a loan.
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore you, who else?
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking about you all day.
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s outside?
Annie.
Annie? who?
Annie-thing for you darling.
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colin.
Colin who?
I’ll be Colin you mine forever.
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Value.
Value, who?
Value be my Valentine?
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Algo.
Algo who?
Algo all the way with you.
18. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how cute you are?
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Axe.
Axe who?
May I axe you on a date?
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cumin.
Cumin who?
Don’t break my heart, I’m only cumin.
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy this lasting forever.
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
I’ll give you a pizza my heart.
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hershey’s.
Hershey’s who?
Hershey’s kiss.
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
I’ll be your Boo.
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s outside?
Mosq.
Mosq? who’s this?
A Mosquito to bite you.
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you’ll go out with me.
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oil.
Oil who?
Oil love you forever.
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew, who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al, who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door.
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anime.
Anime who?
Are you from Japan?
Cause you got anime-zing body.
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard, who?
Howard you like a big kiss?
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maine.
Maine who?
You Maine everything to me.
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Karen.
Karen who?
I’ll be Karen for you, always.
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
I’ll love you for butter or worse.
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reindeer.
Reindeer who?
I’ll kiss you in the rein, deer.
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter, who?
Waiter I get my hands on you.
39. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Soda.
Soda who?
Soda you want to make out?
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pear.
Pear who?
We’d make a great pear, don’t you think?
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran straight into your heart.
42. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Your raisin.
Your raisin who?
You’re raising my hopes for getting lucky tonight.
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Board.
Board who?
Are you board of me yet?
44. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kerry.
Kerry who?
Kerry me home, I’m too drunk to walk.
45. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Amish you too.
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olove.
Olove who?
Olove you a whole lot.
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Would you mind pudding your phone number in my contact list?
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing later tonight?
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Duno.
Duno who?
Duno I love you, don’t you?
50. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
EEEWWW.
51. Knock, knock.
Is anyone there?
Police.
Who are the cops?
The cops say I’m your type.
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
I’m Soup-er excited to be yours.
53. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
Me, if you give me a chance.
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pauline.
Pauline who?
I think I’m Pauline in love with you.
55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin in this world can keep us apart.
56. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle, who?
Needle a little love right now.
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mistletoe.
Mistletoe, who?
How can I kiss you I’m outside.
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me.
60. Knock, knock.
Whos there?
You’re..
You’re, who?
You’re beautiful.
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
I’ll never leaf you.
62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
I’m not lion about how much I love you.
63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go out tonight.
64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Would you bee mine?
65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be seeing you soon, right?
66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
I love you berry much.
67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana, who?
Ivana kiss your lips.
68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream about how cute you are.
69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joker.
Joker who?
If I’m a Joker, you’re my Harley Quinn.
70. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggsited to see you.
71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you playing hard to get?
72. Knock, knock.
Is anyone there?
Hershey’s.
Who is Hershey’s?
The kiss of Hershey.
73. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little loving right now. How about you?
74. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Leon.
Leon who?
Leon me, When your not strong.
75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Marry.
Marry, who?
Marry me.
76. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, can you open up?
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Russian.
Russian who?
I’m Russian to get your phone number.
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ion.
Ion who?
I’ve got my ion you.
79. Knock, Knock.
Is anyone there?
Pauline.
Pauline who?
I believe I’m Pauline madly in love with you.
80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eggs.
Eggs who?
You’re eggstraordinary, my dear.
81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lenna.
Lenna, who?
Lenna little closer and I’ll tell you.
82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police tell me I’m your type.
83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
(Sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?
84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and kiss me.
85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelette.
Omelette who?
Omelette you steal my heart.
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