1. “That wasn’t like High School Musical at all.” – Seth Egan
2. “Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in space, which is cool.” – Katya Zamolodchikova
3. “It’s not about ideas. It’s about making ideas happen.” – Scott Belsky
4. “If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.” – Bette Reese
5. “I’m actually not funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.”
6. “I encourage you to live with life. Be courageous, adventurous. Give us a tomorrow, more than we deserve.” – Maya Angelou
7. “The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.”
8. “When life shuts the door, open it back up. That’s how doors work.” – Diana Lopez
9. “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ”― W.C. Fields
10. “My mom should have swallowed me.” – Ty
11. “In my yearbook, they should have a category for ‘Most Likely to Survive on Ramen Noodles.’” ― Mindy Kaling
12. “It will take a nation of millions to hold me back.”
13. “I’m not great at senior quotes. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” – Alexis
14. “My computer screen is brighter than my future.”
15. “I am not Hispanic, I’m Asian.” – Stacey Nicole Diaz
16. “In the yearbook of life, I’m the ‘Class Clown,’ and I’ve got the photo to prove it.” – Conan O’Brien
17. “Don’t let anyone steal your dream. It’s your dream, not theirs.” – Dan Zadra
18. “I Went Through Four Years Of High School Without Having Bad Hair Day” ― Julianna Massa
19. “Greg just stole my girl.’ – Everyone”
20. “I made it through high school by the grace of caffeine and a whole lot of luck.” – Emma Stone
21. “You Got To Enjoy The Little Things In Life, Like Blowing Bubbles.” – Noah
22. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
23. “Who needs a degree when you’re schoolin’ life?” — Beyoncé
24. “Master has given Megan a high school diploma, Megan is freeeee!” – Megan
25. I learned more from Google than I did from this school, but at least the yearbook photos are memorable.” – Mark Zuckerberg
26. “Cheers to all my haters! Be patient. So much more is coming.” – Paris Hilton
27. “In this life we cannot do great things. We can only do small things with great love.” – Mother Teresa
28. “Life is like a rollercoaster. Just when you think you’re on top, you go flying back down and someone pukes on you.” – Jenna Mourey
29. “If we’ve laughed too hard, offended too many people—we’ve done it right“ – Alexis Bass
30. “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” – Jim Carrey, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
31. “I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at 4:00 in the afternoon, I’d be a college graduate today.” – George Foreman
32. “The old rules are crumbling and nobody knows what the new rules are. So make up your own rules.” – Neil Gaiman
33. “Shutting up, sir.” – Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)
34. “If you like water, you already like 72% of me.”
35. “Education is important, but big biceps are important.”
36. “It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”― Lewis Carroll
37. “Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.” – Mark Twain
38. “If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.” – Frank A. Clark
39. “The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin
40. “Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.”
41. “I am not Amith. I am a legend.” – Amith M.
42. “I Started High School With Straight A’s, Now I’m Not Even Straight” ― Amberlyn Murray
43. “Show me the money!” – Jerry Maguire, 1996
44. “See kids… I told you your mom was hot back in high school.” – Paulyn Trinh
45. “The important thing to remember is not to forget.” – Benny Bellamacina
46. “Whatever it is, I didn’t do it.”
47. “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams
48. “In this photo, I’m not wearing pants.”
49. “Trapped in yearbook factory, send help.”
50. “I don’t need a piece of paper saying I succeeded. I just need food.” – Shane Dawson
51. “It only takes one extra something! To get you to where you trying to get to!” — Eric Thomas
52. “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” – Milton Berle
53. “… was released from his four-year sentence.” – Faizon Graham
54. “No, I did not have a farm.” – Joe McDonald
55. “You can fail at what you don’t want, so you might as well take a chance on doing what you love.” – Jim Carrey
56. “Don’t follow your dreams, follow my Twitter: [insert Twitter handle].”
57. “There are no regrets in life. Just lessons.” – Jennifer Aniston
58. “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.” – Steve Jobs
59. “Shoot for the moon; if you miss you will die in our space, which is cool.” – Katya Zamolodchikova
60. “Yo yearbook. I’mma let you finish, but my junior year photo was the best photo of all time!” — Kanye West
61. “Don’t compare yourself with anyone else in the world. If you do so you are insulting yourself.” – Bill Gates
62. “Start today follow your heart. Map out your own journey. Have the adventure of a lifetime.” – Melody Beattie
63. “It’s not enough that I should succeed – others should fail.” – Kevin Chang
64. “Each year at graduation, I am obliged to offer a few “brief remarks,” which are usually not as brief as they should be.” – James E. Ryan
65. “Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.” – Ian Longley
66. “To all the teachers that never thought me a thing…” ― Julia Simsuangco
67. “It is difficult to steer a parked car, so get moving.” – Henrietta Mears
68. “Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning.” – Connor Hart
69. “I used to be a straight A student, now I’m not even straight.” – Martin Sanchez
70. “I’ve spent four years preparing for the real world, but I still don’t know how to do taxes.” – John Oliver
71. “If you can’t find me in the yearbook, look for the person with the most coffee stains on their senior photo.” – Hugh Jackman
72. “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.” – Mark Twain
73. “The future depends on what you do today.” – Gandhi
74. “Nothing in this world is impossible to a willing heart.” – Abraham Lincoln
75. “I’ve been a Ho all my life.” – Michelle Ho
76. “You’re all gonna regret not dating me in high school.” – Jocelyn Madero
77. “I was the Beyoncé in a school full of Michelles.” – Jose Alvarez
78. “Dreams have only one owner at a time. That’s why dreamers are lonely.” – Erma Bombeck
79. “It’s like a pirate had a baby with an angel.” – Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
80. “To the window… To the wall…“ – Abbigail and Tory
81. “I never forget a face—but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” – Groucho Marx
82. “I’m that Nigerian Prince that keeps emailing you.”
83. “Showing up is 80 percent of life.” – Woody Allen
84. “Never think you have reached success for when you do then you start the slide down.” – Catherine Pulsifer
85. If my yearbook quote were any funnier, I’d have to pay a laughter tax.” – Jeff Bezos
86. If there was a yearbook award for ‘Most Likely to Use Sarcasm as a Second Language,’ I’d win, hands down.” – Ryan Reynolds
87. “Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence.” – Vince Lombardi
88. “This life’s hard, but it’s harder if you’re stupid.”― George V. Higgins
89. “Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?” – Jessica Enciso
90. “I’m sorry, did my shoulders distract you from reading this quote?“ – Victoria DiPaolo
91. “Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge.” – E.C. McKenzie
92. “I cheated on all my exams.” – Roshan McGuinness
93. “You become what you believe. You are where you are today in your life based on everything you have believed.” – Oprah Winfrey
94. “Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can.” – Lowell Thomas
95. “You must be the change you want to see in the world.” – Gandhi.
96. “Minds are like parachutes — they only function when open.” – Thomas Dewar
97. “The only thing you can do in this life is pursue your passions, celebrate your bloopers and never stop following your fear.” – Grace Helbig
98. “All three years of high school, I had my earphones on, and no one ever knew.” – Amena Al-shugaa
99. “You shall not pass!….But I did.” – Jucinda
100. “Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.” – Charles Swindoll
101. “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate.” – Franco Citlalli
102. In the yearbook of life, my chapter would be called ‘Most Likely to Laugh at My Own Jokes.’” ― Kevin Hart
103. “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know if you’re gonna graduate.“ – Franco Citlalli
104. “So you’re telling me there’s a chance…” – Dumb and Dumber, 1994
105. “Be careful who you call crazy. Some of us think it’s a compliment.” – Marilynn Dawson
106. “I get butterflies when I think of myself.”
107. “It’s not what you’ve got, it’s what you use, that makes a difference in how your life turns out.” – Zig Ziglar
108. “See kids? I told you I was sexy in high school.”
109. “Never miss a good chance to shut up.” – Will Rogers
110. “I hate my name.” – Carlos Carlos
111. “’Put something inspirational.’ – Mom”
112. “The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.” – Josh Lanyon
113. “I don’t always graduate, but when I do, it’s barely.” – Hannah Goldsborough
114. “Take pride in how far you’ve come. Have faith in how far you can go. But don’t forget to enjoy the journey.” – Michael Josephson
115. “Dreams don’t work unless you do.” – John C. Maxwell
116. “It’s hard being a single mother, especially when you have no children and are a teenage male.” – Zachary Chastain
117. “The smell of your weird is totally affecting my vocal cords.” – Bumper Allen, Pitch Perfect
118. “My senior year of high school, I was voted ‘Wittiest.’” ― Barbara Park
119. “Arguing with a fool proves there are two.” – Doris M. Smith
120. “The difference between try and triumph is a little umph.” – Marvin Phillips
121. “Should’ve burned this place down when I had the chance.” – Michael Scott
122. “Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.” – John Dewey
123. “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” —Will Ferrell, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
124. “Four year later and I’m still an idiot, thanks for nothing.”
125. “Never memorize something that you can look up.”― Albert Einstein
126. “I love mankind … it’s people I can’t stand!!”― Charles M. Schulz
127. “Education is important but big biceps are importanter.” – Eric Gomez
128. “Let us make our future now, and let us make our dreams tomorrow’s reality.” – Malala Yousafzai
129. “I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic.” – Damian sparks
130. “The only reason I went to school all this time is to distract myself from the fact that I’ll never be Beyoncé.” – McKenzie Ward
131. “There are far, far better things ahead than any we leave behind.” – C.S. Lewis
132. “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” – Roger Staubach
133. “I want abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks.”
134. “I did my waiting! 12 years of it! In Azkaban.” – Sirius Black
135. “When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into the ground so they can let me down. One last time.” – Jenna Allen
136. “Your destiny is the story of your life, and you get to tell the story your way.” – Scott Allan
137. “The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.” – Jon Stewart
138. “Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.” – Michael Scott
139. “If I can graduate with over 150 absences throughout high school, you can too.” – Natalie Turk
140. “If you’re reading this, future me, put down this book and do something more productive.”
141. “A person with a sharp tongue will eventually cut themselves.” – J. Robson Koenig
142. “Don’t ever confuse the two, your life and your work. The second is only part of the first.” – Anna Quindlen
143. “I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.”
144. “An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
145. “Yes, that is my actual last name.” – Christopher Gaylord
146. “Every tongue that rises up against me shall fall!!!!” — Rihanna
147. “If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.”
148. “Help is on the way, dear!” – Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
149. “I’m sorry that everyone is so jealous of me, but I can’t help it that I’m so popular.” – Gretchen Weiners
150. “Biology gives you a brain. Life turns it into a mind.” – Jeffrey Eugenides
151. “What is this? A school for ants?” — Derek Zoolander, Zoolander
152. “I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and to whoever invented copy and past. Thank you.”
153. “I Had To Put My Grades Up For Adoption Because I Couldn’t Raise Them” ― Irfan Imthias
154. “School pictures are everything to me. They’re great practice for the paparazzi.” – Rachel Berry
155. “Whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed.” – Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
156. “Anything is possible when you sound caucasian on the phone.” – Betshina Bernier
157. “Seek to understand before you seek to be understood.” – Stephen Covey
158. “Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.” – Carl Sandburg
159. “They asked me to write something. So here it is something.”
160. “Honestly, I didn’t expect most of you to make it this far.”
161. “The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.” – Doug Larson
162. “If at first you don’t succeed, try to hide your astonishment.” – Harry Banks
163. “The ‘s’ is silent.” – Pareekshit Ravi
164. “Remember…The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe…eat cake.”
165. “Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.”
166. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin
167. High school: where you learn about Pythagoras but not how to do taxes.” – Jimmy Fallon
168. “Remember, yearbooks are like diamonds – forever and forever embarrassing.” – Amy Poehler
169. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott
170. “What if one day you woke up and you were a chicken nugget.”
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