Winter is a time of year when we all need a little extra cheer. And one way to get into the festive spirit is by sharing winter jokes with friends and family.
Whether in the northern or southern hemispheres, winter brings a special kind of beauty that can’t be found in any other season. It also has special traditions that unite people to celebrate in unique ways.
From entertaining children to making adults smile, jokes are sure to put everyone in the holiday spirit, bring laughter, and lighten the mood. Therefore, we’ve compiled a list of 113+ Winter Jokes that are a fun way to connect with others during this special time of year and bring a smile to their faces. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Funny Winter Jokes
1. What did the tree say after a long, cold winter?
What a re-leaf.
2. What does a barbershop serve in winter?
Cold cuts.
3. What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
4. What did the Irish snowman say to the Easter bunny?
There is a nor’easter.
5. What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite mode of transportation?
A tr-ICE-cycle.
6. What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing.
7. What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.
8. What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
9. Why is Vanilla Ice popular in the winter?
Ice Ice baby.
10. What do you use to catch an Arctic hare?
A hare net.
11. What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
12. Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica.
13. How does a German skier cry for help?
Alp! Alp.
14. What do you call drag racing in the winter?
Snow drifting.
15. What did the icy road say to the car?
Wanna to go for a spin?
16. What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes.
17. How did the winter squash pay for things?
It used pumpkin bread.
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you.
19. Why was the king penguin’s wife so misunderstood?
She was a total ice queen.
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you.
21. What happened when an icicle landed on the snowman’s head?
It knocked him out cold.
22. What can you catch in the winter, even with your eyes closed?
A cold.
23. What do elves take when they are stressed?
A chill pill.
24. After six months of winter, all the snow finally melted. Noice.
25. How does a snowman get around?
He rides an icicle.
26. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
Iced tea.
27. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
28. What did one skier say to the other?
Alpine for you when you’re gone.
29. What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrot?
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who? Bless you.
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freeze.
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow, freeze a jolly good fellow.
32. What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
33. What is a female snowman called?
A snow-ma’am.
34. How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer.
35. What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
36. What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
37. What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy?
Snowcaps.
38. No one likes eating outside in the winter. It’s frost come, frost served.
39. Why did the snowman turn yellow?
Ask the dog.
40. What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.
41. How do you build a snow fort?
You igloo it together.
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys winter.What about you?
43. What falls from great heights but doesn’t hurt?
Snow.
44. When is a polar bear not a polar bear?
When it’s in a grizzly mood.
45. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.
46. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost.
47. Where does a snowman get the weather report?
The winternet.
48. Who were Frosty’s parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle.
49. Why did the bird get lost when flying south for winter?
She was a Tern.
50. What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
51. What did the snowflake say to the road?
Let’s stick together.
52. How does a North Pole carpenter fix something broken?
Igloos it together.
53. Where do you go to learn about the history of ice cream?
Sundae School.
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use telling, I can’t remember.
55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody home.
56. How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
57. How do people say their prayers in winter?
Hail Mary.
58. What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
59. What did the sign say in the reindeer stable?
There’s snow place like home.
60. What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
Alp.
61. What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile.
62. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
63. Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
64. What kind of math do Snowy Owls do best?
Owlgebra.
65. How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
66. I warned him about starting his own ski resort. It’s a slippery slope.
67. Where do bears keep their money?
In a slush fund.
68. What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?
Cold cream.
69. How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?
You chip your tooth on your soup.
70. What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
71. What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill.
72. What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
Ice krispies treats.
73. Why is it hard to ski after a fresh snow?
With great powder comes great responsibility.
74. What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?
Leeks.
75. What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake.
76. What do you call a snowman with abs?
An abdominal snowman.
77. How do you keep from getting cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted.
78. Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
79. Why was the blanket discouraged?
The snuggle is real.
80. What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle.
81. Why don’t people sunbathe in the winter?
It’s a bit nipply.
82. What do mountains wear to keep warm?
Snowcaps.
83. Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun.
84. What do you get when you milk a cow in the winter?
Ice cream.
85. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?
Ice tea.
86. How does a snowman get to work?
He rides a Bi-icicle.
87. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No Idea.
88. Winter’s coming so I’m knitting you a muffler. What size is your mouth?
89. What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
90. What did the seal say when they swam into a wall?
Dammn.
91. What do snowmen call their kids?
Chill-dren.
92. What do you call a penguin with no eye?
A pengun.
93. Why did the girl keep her saxophone out in the snow?
She wanted to play cool jazz.
94. How do you get ice to melt faster?
Talk to it and get into a heated argument.
95. What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
96. What do you call a snowman having a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
97. What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?
Dam.
98. Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers?
The outside.
99. Why are snowflakes like fingerprints?
They are one of a kind.
100. What do you call a ghost in the winter?
Casp-brrr.
101. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside.
102. What is a skier’s favorite type of candy?
Snowcaps.
103. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints.
104. What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilifice sauce.
105. What does December have that no other month does?
The letter D.
106. What did the icy road say to the car?
Want to go for a spin?
107. Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
108. Who were the snowman’s parents?
Mom and popsicle.
109. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
110. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
I have no eye deer.
111. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
112. What do bears wear when they hibernate?
Snow caps.
113. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan awful cold right now.
114. Why is Frosty never late?
Time waits for snow man.
115. What’s the weatherman’s favorite food in winter? Brrr-itos.
116. What do you call a sled that belongs to Bob?
A Bobsled.
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