Skeletons are a major component of the Halloween party. They are usually depicted in movies as being scary and evil. It represents death, and people believe it will bring good luck to them.
Below, we’ve compiled a list of Skeleton puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Best Skeleton Puns
1. Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
2. Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To see the boogie man.
3. What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game? Driving the zam-boney.
4. What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton? “You’re dead to me.”
5. What kind of TV does a skeleton watch? A skelevision.
6. Simultaneously show off your pansexual and spooky pride .
7. What do skeletons say when they set off to sea? “Bone voyage!”
8. Priorities don’t stop just because we’re dead.
9. That internal weather radar.
10. What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on? Bone china.
11. What happened to the pirate ship that sank in a sea full of sharks? It came back with a skeleton crew.
12. What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell? A dead ringer.
13. No bones about it.
14. Why do skeletons hate the cold? It sends chills up their spine.
15. At least you don’t need to worry about sunscreen?
16. What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch? A spine-tingler.
17. Why are skeletons so good at telling jokes? Because they have a funny bone.
18. Who knew skeletons could be so cute?
19. Drag makes the world a little bit better.
20. What do bony people use to get into their homes? A skeleton key.
21. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to dance with.
22. Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
23. What is a skeleton’s favorite mode of transport? A scare-plane.
24. Who is the most famous skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones.
25. What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
26. See ya at the (g)raveyard!
27. Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone.
28. What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely.
29. Slightly terrifying, but we’ll roll with it.
30. What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler.
31. We suggest starting at the graveyard.
32. Why didn’t the skeleton play football? His heart wasn’t in it.
33. What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band? Bone Jovi.
34. What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital? Jawbreakers.
35. We’re so relaxed we’ll probably sleep like the dead.
36. We’re dead, not drunk. Swear.
37. Why did the skeleton student stay late at school? He was boning up for his exam.
38. What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument? A trom-bone.
39. Because they have no skin. Get it?
40. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He could feel it in his bones.
41. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? “You suck.”
42. It basically feels like this when we do shave. It’s worthy of a card.
43. What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant? A bone-zai.
44. The card for when you’ve found your Gomez.
45. Skele-puns are the best puns.
46. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
47. How do French skeletons say hello? “Bone-jour!”
48. What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow? A numb-skull.
49. The morbid version of Hakuna Matata.
50. What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument? A sax-a-bone.
51. What kind of fish do skeletons like to eat? Carpals.
52. Don’t have no filter.
53. Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke? Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
54. We swear. We just can’t show emotion. Kinda like botox, but we’re dead.
55. Be sure to check on your pale friends!
56. Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.