85+ Hilarious Witch Puns That Will Make You Cackling

The witch is a famous symbol of Halloween. Some people dress up as witches for Halloween, and many children look forward to their visit from the witch. The witch is also a popular image on Halloween cards and decorations. Below, we’ve compiled a list of Witch puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Hilarious Witch Puns

1. What up, my witches?

2. Check out my super o-witch-inal costume.

3. Cheers, witches.

4. Channeling my inner basic witch today.

5. Witching you a Happy Halloween.

6. Son of a witch.

7. Bad witch.

8. Witch way to the pumpkin patch?

9. Witchful thinking.

10. When you witch upon a star.

11. Have an hex-tra special day.

12. Resting witch face.

13. Forever plagued with resting witch face.

14. What up, witches?

15. Witching you all the best Halloween ever.

16. Haunting it.

17. Witch way should I go?

18. What’s up my witches?

19. This is how you party when you’re witch and famous.

20. Keep calm and carry a wand.

21. What’s up, witches?

22. I’m witch you need.

23. Witch upon a star.

24. Here’s your new favorite rags to witches story.

25. Witching you a happy Halloween.

26. Witches love learning how to spell.

27. Witch you were here.

28. Basic witch.

29. Come witch me.

30. Bring your broom-box.

31. You say witch like it’s a bad thing.

32. We’ll be witcha in a minute.

33. I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.

34. I’ll be witchin’.

35. I bought a new broom-erang.

36. Witch, please.

37. Bow down, witches.

38. Witch better have my candy.

39. I’ll order broom service.

40. Trick or treat yourselves, witches.

41. Life’s a witch.

42. I’m writing it in curse-ive.

43. I’ll be witch-you in a minute.

44. Feeling wicked sassy.

45. Happy Halloween, witches.

46. Boss witch.

47. Witch is witch?

48. These witches are my best ghoulfriends.

49. You’re a basic witch.

50. We’re a multi-occultural bunch.

51. Witch, please….

52. Just here trying to creep things real, witches.

53. You’ve got me under your spell.

54. Flipping the s-witch this year for Halloween.

55. We’re 100% those witches.

56. Show me an hex-ample.

57. I’m eating a sand-witch for lunch.

58. Just me and my best ghoulfriends.

59. Witch and famous.

60. For better or for warts.

61. Witch crew are you referring to?

62. Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.

63. Creeping it real.

64. We put the spell in Spellman.

65. I know how to drive a stick.

66. Eat, drink, and be scary.

67. You know what they say, payback’s a witch.

68. Witch-ipedia has all of the answers.

69. I’m a wicked witch.

70. I’m so hex-cited.

71. Angry witches fly off the handle.

72. Flip the light’s witch.

73. I’ll make an hex-ception.

74. Witch-ful thinking.

75. Witching you a very haunted Halloween.

76. Hey witches, it’s time to trick or treat yo’self.

77. If the broom fits, fly it.

78. Bewitcha in a minute.

79. I like the o-witch-inal version.

80. Let’s take a spell-fie.

81. You’re going to be witch and famous.

82. I had to witch-hike because my car broke down.

83. Which witch is the good witch?

84. Witch one is your ghoul-friend?

85. Witch way to the brew?

86. Life’s a witch… and so am I.

87. Witch way to the party?

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