181 Funny Halloween Puns That Will Tickle You

Halloween traditions have developed over time in America since then, this has become one of the most popular festivals in the world.

This is a holiday that celebrates the end of summer, the time when leaves change colour. We welcome the coming of winter, including wearing costumes, trick-or-treating (going from house to house), carving pumpkins (a symbol for harvest), telling ghost stories, bobbing for apples (to find an item inside), and pumpkin pie (a symbol for harvest).

Halloween is a tradition that has been celebrated in some form or another for centuries. It is believed to be the day when the souls of dead people rise and walk among us. It is also a time when people remember those who have died.

If you’re ready for a good laugh, here we’ve discovered some of the best and most hilarious Halloween puns you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Halloween Puns

1. Creepin’ it real.

2. Bring your own boos.

3. Ghostest with the mostest.

4. Have a spook-tacular Halloween!

5. I’m here for the boos.

6. Life is gourd.

7. Be scareful how you use it!

8. A bag of tricks and treats.

9. You’re just my (blood) type.

10. Happy Hollow-ween!

11. A scare is born tonight!

12. Let’s Boooogie on down.

13. Oh my gourd!

14. Hallow-queen.

15. You look very boo-tiful today.

16. Bat to the bone.

17. Howl you doin’?

18. Hallo-scream!

19. Fright for the right to party!

20. Goblin candy all night.

21. Howl you doin’, good lookin’?

22. Eat, drink, and be scary.

23. Hello, gourd-geous.

24. Fangs for the memories.

25. Trick or treat yo’self!

26. Hallow-queen of Halloween.

27. Happy Howl-oween.

28. Love at first bite.

29. Let’s have some skele-fun!

30. Fangtastic.

31. You can find me in the boo-bubble bath.

32. Happy Howl-oween!

33. Mummy of the year.

34. Life’s a witch, and then you fly.

35. Beware of Resting Witch Face.

36. Where my ghouls at?

37. Having a howling good time!

38. Too cute to spook.

39. Trick or treat yo’ self.

40. Orange you excited for Halloween?

41. Happy Hallo-weenie!

42. You’ve ghost to be kidding me!

43. Vampires are a pain in the neck.

44. Bugs and hisses.

45. I’ve got every trick or treat in the book.

46. Creep it real.

47. Lift your spirits!

48. Fiends for life.

49. A scare is born.

50. My costume is eerie-sistible.

51. Time to get this party startled!

52. Just creepin’ it real this Halloween.

53. Have a fang-tastic Halloween!

54. Trick or tequila.

55. Come as you aren’t.

56. Tricks or it didn’t happen.

Pumpkin Puns

57. You’re the pumpkin of my eye.

58. I am the Pun-kin King of Halloween!

59. I will gourd my candy with my life.

60. Lookin’ gourd-geous!

61. Welcome to the pun-kin patch!

62. You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.

63. I’m way ahead of the carve.

64. I will gourd my candy with my life!

65. Keep calm and pumpkin on.

66. Let’s pumpkin spice things up.

67. Having a gourd of a time!

68. Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.

69. Go big or gourd home!

70. You are the pick of the patch!

71. The Pun-kin King of Halloween!

72. Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

73. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.

74. Feeling gourd, like I should.

75. Oh my gourdness, it’s finally Halloween!

76. Waaay ahead of the carve!

77. Oh my gourd-ness, it’s finally Halloween!

78. Just having a gourd time!

79. Squash goals.

80. I only have pumpkin pies for you.

81. Carving out some time for Halloween fun.

Witch Puns

82. Bow down, witches.

83. Be-witcha in a second!

84. If the broom fits!

85. Everything I brew, I brew for you.

86. You say witch like it’s a bad thing.

87. Witch, please.

88. Here I am, warts and all.

89. Keep calm and carry a wand.

90. You’ve got me under your spell.

91. If the broom fits, fly it.

92. Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.

93. What’s up my witches?

94. Can’t always get what you wand.

95. Witcha up to?

96. Witch way to the pumpkin patch?

97. Witch better have my candy.

98. Resting witch face.

99. Feeling witchy.

100. Wicked awesome.

101. Basic witch.

102. Witchful thinking.

103. Witching you a Happy Halloween.

104. Witch and famous.

105. Witching you a happy Halloween.

106. Witch upon a star.

107. Looking brew-tiful tonight!

Ghost Puns

108. Hey boo, let’s get sheet-faced.

109. Time to lift your spirits!

110. Ghouls just want to have fun

111. It’s time to boo-gie!

112. Looking fa-boo-lous.

113. Fasten your sheet belts!

114. Here for the boos.

115. Boo, Felicia.

116. I’m here for the boos.

117. Boo-yah!

118. I go to the bars for boos.

119. I think I have deja-boo.

120. If you’ve got it, haunt it.

121. Haunting my exes.

122. The ghostess with the mostest.

123. Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

124. Boo Felicia.

125. Have an eek-tastic Halloween!

126. #Squadghouls

127. Shake your boo-ty!

128. Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

129. You’re my best ghoul-friend.

130. Fa-boo-lous!

131. Get in the Halloween spirits!

132. Ghouls just want to have fun.

133. More boos, please.

134. The ghost-ess with the mostest.

135. Hey boo-tiful.

136. You’re boo-tiful!

137. Squad ghouls.

138. Romeo and Ghouliet.

Vampire Puns

139. I have an account at the blood bank.

140. It’s in my blood.

141. Are vampires real? No, unless you count Dracula.

142. So long, sucker.

143. What do weight-conscious vampires drink? Blood light.

144. What’s a vampire’s favorite cocktail? Bloody Mary.

145. Sucks to be me.

146. Have a fang-tastic Halloween.

147. Join my fang club!

148. You can Count on me.

149. Why aren’t vampires popular? They’re a pain in the neck.

150. I’m looking for my necks victim.

151. I’m a pain in the neck.

152. Why did the vampire use mouthwash? It had bat breath.

153. You make me batty.

154. Where’s Dracula’s ATM? At the blood bank.

Skeleton Puns

155. Dying to have fun.

156. Bone to be wild.

157. I’d tell you a joke, but you might not find it very humerus.

158. Lazy bones.

159. Laughing ’til I’m coffin.

160. It’s time to have some skele-fun.

161. Bone appetit!

162. Just try to skele-run from my skele-puns.

163. No body won the skeleton race.

164. This is a hip joint.

165. You can’t skele-run from my skele-puns.

166. Let’s have some skele-fun.

167. Some people have no guts.

168. Spine on the dotted line.

169. Do you play the trom-bone?

170. I’m bad to the bone.

Candy Puns

171. Halloween puns are so (candy) corny!

172. Wow, this Halloween candy is spook-tacular.

173. This will definitely come in candy.

174. I’m not playing Twix when I say I love this holiday.

175. What desserts do ghosts love? I scream!

176. Your costume is so realistic, it’s un-candy!

177. Goblin up candy all night.

178. Twix or treat!

179. I can’t Reese-ist a good Halloween pun.

180. Don’t go goblin up all my candy!

181. It may be (candy) corny, but I love Halloween!

182. Trick or treat yo’ self to some candy.

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