Pizza is one of the most popular foods in the world. From children to adults, It is enjoyed by people of all ages. But, when it comes to sharing pizza jokes, it can be an excellent way to break the ice in any situation, whether with new acquaintances or longtime friends. It works all the time.
Here we’ve compiled the list of 73 Pizza Jokes that are best to make someone’s day brighter. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Pizza Jokes
1. Women wear perfume to smell good. And pizzas wear what?
Calzone.
2. Where do pepperonis go on holiday?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
3. What did the pizza slicer say before stealing the pizza?
Hand over the dough or I cut you.
4. What are you if you can’t decide what kind of pizza to get?
You’re indeSLICEsive.
5. Why didn’t the restaurant finish making the take-out pizza order?
They ran out of thyme.
6. What is the favourite thing carpenters love to put on their pizzas?
Saw-sages.
7. What’s a poodle’s favorite kind of pizza?
Pupperoni.
8. What does an aardvark like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
9. What did the boss tell his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
10. What can a whole pizza do but half pizza can’t?
Looking around.
11. What is something that a whole pizza can do but half pizza can’t?
Looking around.
12. What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZa.
13. What is the name of a machine that can ruin any pizza?
A microwave.
14. I burned 2,000 calories today…I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven.
15. What’s the difference between a donut and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family.
16. What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
You don’t pepper-own me.
17. What do you get if you cross 27 knives and a pizza?
Little Caesars.
18. What’s the difference between a pizza and pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped.
19. Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Oh, nevermind! It’s too cheesy.
20. What do you call it when a tired dad makes pizza?
Papa Yawns Pizza.
21. What did the pastry chef say when the pizza chef asked him for help?
I cannoli do so much.
22. Do you want me to cut your pizza into 4 or 12 pieces?
please, I’m on a diet.
23. If a pizza could talk, what would it say?
Probably lots of cheesy things.
24. I asked the waiter, “Will my pizza be long?”
“No,” he said. “It’ll be round.
25. What did the pepperoni say to the chef?
You wanna pizza for me?
26. What’s a pizza maker’s favourite song?
Slice, Slice Baby.
27. What do you call a pit stop that sells crabs and pizza?
A crust station.
28. What is pizza’s favourite Hollywood movie?
Pie Hard.
29. What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
30. How does a pepperoni pizza introduce itself?
Slice to meat you.
31. My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat…They really knead the dough.
32. What did the pepperoni say to the cheese?
Slice to meat you.
33. What are you if can’t decide what kind of pizza to get?
You’re indeSLICEsive.
34. What do you call a person who can’t decide what kind of pizza to order?
IndeSLICEsive.
35. I fell asleep with a pizza in the oven today.
Burned 2000 calories.
36. What type of person doesn’t love pizza?
Weir-dough.
37. Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi.
38. What is a pizza makers’ favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby.
39. How do dogs eat pizza?
They just put it in their mouth, just like everyone else does.
40. What’s the difference between a bad pizza joke and a good one?
The delivery.
41. Why aren’t pizza chefs allowed to play baseball?
They’re always trying to steal basil.
42. Where does a tired dad order pizza from?
Papa Yawns.
43. What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
You don’t pepper-own me.
44. Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
45. What did the person say after eating a frozen pizza?
Well, that wasn’t very well thawed out.
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete-zza.
But it’s too late, I’ve already eaten it.
47. Why did the hipster burn his mouth while eating his pizza?
He ate it way before it was cool.
48. Why was the Hawaiian pizza burnt?
Because it should have been on aloha temperature.
49. What shoes do pizzas wear?
Yeastys.
50. What’s the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one?
The delivery.
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
51. What do you call a fake pizza?
A pepperphony pizza.
52. What did the pizza say when it went out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
53. Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No, it will be round.
54. How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
55. What’s the difference between pizza and pizza jokes?
Pizza jokes can’t be topped.
56. What is something that pizza delivery guys and gynecologists have in common?
You can smell it but you can’t eat it.
57. I ate 3.14 pizzas today. Do you know what I got?
I got fat. And no, it’s not a pi joke.
58. Do you know why the hipster burned his lips?
Because he ate pizza before it was cool.
59. Why was the pizzeria desperate for business?
Because they kneaded the dough.
60. What do you call a sleepy father who got pizza for his kids?
Papa Yawns.
61. What did parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella?
I’m sorry, I’m too mature for you.
62. What did a pizza ask its toppings?
Are we feta off alone?
63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasta.
Pasta who?
Pass the pizza. Everybody’s hungry.
64. What do you call a sleepy Dad getting pizza for his kids?
Papa Yawns.
65. What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie Hard.
66. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice Baby.
67. What did the pizza say to everyone when the party came to an end?
Good pie, everyone.
68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza great guy. But since he’s on holiday, I’ve come to your house.
69. What is the best mathematical value for a pizza?
A pie.
70. What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
71. What does a pizza like to eat for dessert?
A slice of pudding.
72. You’re a lot like a pizza – regardless of how you slice it, you’re good.
73. What is something that an anteater likes the most on a pizza?
Ant-chovies.
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