Whether it’s an office setting or just hanging out with friends, cracking Friday jokes is sure to bring some laughter and good vibes into the room. And It’s a great way to celebrate the start of the weekend and bond with your colleagues. So not only does it provide a momentary respite from work stress, but it also helps in boosting morale and create strong connections between people.
So why not take advantage of this opportunity to celebrate the start of the weekend with some good-natured ribbing?
Here we’ve compiled the list of 90+ Friday Jokes that is worth celebrating. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Best Friday Jokes
1. What do you put in your drink on Friday?
Ice Cube.
2. Which day comes after a Black Friday?
A broke Saturday.
3. Why do cops love going to Black Friday early?
So they can beat the crowd.
4. What goes by slower than a boring movie?
Friday afternoon.
5. Why did Friday start going to the gym?
He was a weak day.
6. What’s the worst part about Friday afternoons?
Realizing it’s just wednesday.
7. What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?
Monday the 16th.
8. What do you call it when you have to finish your homework on a Friday?
A cryday night.
9. Why did Friday go to visit a doctor?
He was week.
10. What do cows do on Friday nights?
Go to the mooooooovies.
11. What is the best day for people with dimples?
Smile-day.
12. How does Good Friday end?
With a ‘y’.
13. What did the lazy people do the day after Friday?
They Sat.
14. What do you need if you have Friday I’m in Love stuck in your head?
The Cure.
15. When will a priest laugh at your Friday joke?
When it’s a Good Friday joke.
16. What can really ruin your Friday?
Finding out it’s only Thursday.
17. What can absolutely ruin your Fridays?
Realizing it is Thursday.
18. When is the best day to go racing?
Fri-Daytona.
19. What’s the worst thing that can happen on a Friday?
When you realize it’s Thursday.
20. Why do geologists shop on Friday?
For the great weekend shales.
21. When’s the best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker?
Friday.
22. Why did Han go shopping on Black Friday?
Because the prices were Solo.
23. Why don’t people like jokes about Friday?
They’re week.
24. What guarantees to ruin your Friday?
Learning that it was only a Thursday.
25. What did the accordion player say on Friday?
Accordion to me, it’s going to be a great Friday.
26. What’s the worst part about Friday afternoons?
Realizing it’s just Wednesday.
27. What do work-at-home peeps wear on a Casual Friday?
Nothing.
28. What is faster than the Flash?
Friday nights.
29. Nice people don’t go to work on Fridays. They make an appearance.
30. When did Rebecca Black buy the dress she wore in the Friday video?
On Black Friday.
31. When’s the next best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker?
Next Friday.
32. What do people who work from home wear for Casual Friday?
Nothing.
33. In what country is every day a friday?
Grease. (Fry Day / Greece).
34. What’s the best soap opera to watch before the weekend?
Fridays of Our Lives.
35. Why was the student so happy to go back home from school?
Because it was Friyay.
36. What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?
Monday the 16th.
37. When can Sunday feel like a Friday?
When you have a weekend job.
38. What does Friday smell like?
Weekends.
39. Who profits the most on Black Friday?
The folks.
40. What’s the best music to play on Friday night?
The Weeknd.
41. What comes after Friday the 13th?
Saturday the 14th.
42. What did the Iceberg say to the Romaine on Friday?
Lettuce celebrate.
43. What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
44. Which day do potatoes fear the most?
Fry-days.
45. Who wins in a fight between Friday and Saturday?
Saturday, because Friday is a weak day.
46. Why is Friday a happy day?
Because the next day is a sadder day.
47. How do you make a profit on Black Friday?
By completely ignoring the celebration.
48. What does an employee look forward to on Friday nights?
The next Friday night.
49. Where can you save 100% on Black Friday?
At home – by not shopping.
50. Why did Han go shopping on Black Friday?
Because the prices were Solo.
51. What do biologists wear on Casual Friday?
Genes to work.
52. Why wasn’t the Friday serious about anything?
It was a casual Friday.
53. What did the teacher give on black Friday?
50% off late assignments.
54. What did the fruit ask at the end of the work week?
Orange you glad it’s Friday?.
55. What did the fruit ask at the end of the workweek?
Orange you glad it’s Friday?.
56. What comes after a good Friday?
A Saturday.
57. What is the greatest gift Friday can give?
Weekend vibes.
58. What’s a burger chef’s favourite day of the week?
Fry-day.
59. Why did the man at the calendar factory sit cutting all the Fridays out?
He wanted a day off.
60. Why did Friday work out?
It was a weak day for him.
61. Why did Friday start going to the gym?
He was a weak day.
62. What should you do when life gives you lemons?
Ask for more Friday nights instead.
63. Why was everybody so worried about
Friday? Because it was Fatal Friday.
64. What is Friday’s favorite day?
Friday. It’s just that good of a day.
65. When do nuns laugh at Friday jokes?
When the Friday joke is about Good Friday.
66. How do you make a blonde laugh on a Sunday morning?
Tell her a joke on Friday.
67. What does God gift to hardworking people?
Fridays.
68. What did the horse get for Black Friday?
A Macintosh.
69. What comes after Black Friday?
Broke Saturday.
70. I don’t know what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter.
71. What would a tired person do if Friday night was a person?
Hug it and never let it go.
72. I said “Hi” to a feminist yesterday. The trial is next Friday.
73. Why did my dad not go to work on Good Friday?
Because it was a holy-day.
74. What’s Jack Black’s favorite day of the year?
Black Friday.
75. What comes after Black Friday?
Broke Saturday.
76. What is the only thing better than a Friday night?
A Monday holiday.
77. Why did I come back from the office early?
Because it was Friday De sombre the 13th.
78. What is Daniel Defoe’s favorite day of the week?
Friday.
79. How long is Monday from Friday night?
Five minutes.
80. What is an egg’s least favourite holiday?
Good fry-day.
81. What did the lazy guy do the day after Friday?
He sat.
82. Where can you find a computer on Friday night?
At the disc-o.
83. What did the fruit ask at the end of the work week?
Orange you glad it’s Friday?
84. When can Monday feel better than a Friday?
It can’t.
85. What is the thing that almost sounds unreal but is actually very real?
Boring Friday.
86. Why was the hospital empty?
Because it is a feel-good Friday.
87. Why couldn’t I get an appointment at the library for Friday?
They were all booked up.
88. What do cows do on Friday nights?
Go to the mooooooovies.
89. Which country has a Fry-day every day?
Grease.
90. Why do geologists shop on Friday?
For the great weekend shales.
91. What do you call a Friday that is not serious about anything in life?
Casual Friday.
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