61 Ice Cream Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Hard

Ice cream is a beloved treat enjoyed by people of all ages. It’s a sweet and creamy treat that brings joy to children and adults alike. So whether we’re young or old, ice cream has something special that brings a smile to our faces. But what about sharing Ice cream jokes while having ice cream? Sounds fantastic, right?

Well, It’s no surprise since ice cream is a universally beloved treat. But why are ice cream jokes so funny? It could be because they bring out the inner child in all of us as we remember the joys of eating ice cream with friends and family.

Here we’ve compiled the list of 61 Ice Cream Jokes that are perfect opportunities to connect with loved ones while spreading smiles. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Ice Cream Jokes

1. Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?

They have a soft serve.

2. How is ice cream as a girlfriend?

The sweetest.

3. Who is the most famous ice cream?

Mr Whippy.

4. I just had some green colored ice cream. It was mint.

5. What did the ice cream cone write on his girlfriend’s Valentine’s Day card?

You make me melt.

6. Why doesn’t ice cream get invited to parties?

Because it’s a drip.

7. What do you call an ice cream cone with a surprise flavour in the bottom?

A twist cone.

8. Why does the ice cream man go so slow?

Because he’s a sundae driver.

9. What football team loves ice cream?

Aston Vanilla.

10. What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor?


11. Where do you learn to make complicated ice cream dishes?

Sundae School.

12. Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?

It’s cool.

13. What is a horse’s favourite flavour of ice cream?


14. What did the ice cream cone say to the ice cream scoop?

Your legendairy.

15. What did the dentist say to the ice cream?

Your way too sweet.

16. What do you call an ice cream cone with a surprise flavor in the bottom?

A twist cone.

17. Why did no one take the pistachio ice cream so seriously?

He was nutty.

18. How does an ice cream congratulate you on your wedding day?

Cone-granulations, you have a wife.

19. The ice cream scooper got chocolate ice cream in my vanilla ice cream. That’s a twist.

20. What’s a lion’s favourite ice cream?

Mint Choc Chimp.

21. Why are popsicles so snobby?

They have a stick up their butt.

22. What does an ice cream lawyer say?

You got served.

23. What did the ice cream say to the upset cow?

You’re milking it now.

24. Why don’t they make ice cream from breast milk?

It’s an udderly bad idea.

25. What did the starstruck ice cream say to his lover?

It was mint to be.

26. What did the ice cream say to the angry ice cream?

Your a bit frosty.

27. What do you get when you cross and ice-cream, dog and a cow?


28. What hit song is a favourite among the frozen treats?

Life is just a cream.

29. Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?

They always get licked.

30. I’ve already had one ice cream today, so this is my secondairy.

31. Did you hear about the ice cream bandit?

He’s one smooth cream-inal.

32. Hey, Ernie would you like some ice cream?”

“Sure, Bert.”

33. What is a monkey’s favourite flavour of ice cream?


34. What do you get when you milk a cow in Antarctica?

Ice Cream.

35. How did Reese eat her ice cream?


36. What ice cream is always drunk?

Rum and raisin.

37. What is ice creams favourite day of the week?


38. My relationship with ice cream is unhealthy because it’s so cold.

39. What are ice cream cones like as parents?

Big softies.

40. What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?

Game of Cones.

41. Why was the ice cream so sad?

He was blue-berry flavoured.

42. Why does the ice cream always get out of trouble?

He’s too sweet.

43. What are ice cream cones like as parents?

They’re big softies.

44. What does no one want to eat and smells fishy?

A sardine ice cream.

45. Why do you never meet a workaholic ice cream?

They’ve always known how to chill out.

46. What’s the best band to listen to while eating ice cream?


47. What’s an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor?

Shock a lot.

48. Why does ice cream always get invited to the party?

Because it’s cool.

49. What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?

Wanna lick me?.

50. What is ice creams favourite movie?


51. Why was the ice cream cone misunderstood?

She was always waffling.

52. How do you defeat an ice cream in a fight?

Break their cone.

53. Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?

It was mint to be.

54. Why is ice cream terrible at tennis?

It has a soft serve.

55. I had some green coloured ice cream. Guess what?

It was Mint.

56. Why did the newspaper journalist interview the ice cream?

She was looking for the scoop.

57. What flavour of ice cream is always on the go?


58. Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?

They got their just desserts.

59. What’s Mikey Mouse’s favourite treat?

Mice cream.

60. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed.

61. What does the ice cream call his girlfriend?

Her ne and cone-ly.

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