The key is to find a joke that is relevant to the situation and then deliver it with confidence and enthusiasm. Whether it’s a joke about cars, motorcycles, or other types of vehicles, Racing jokes can be hilarious as they play a good role in this; they are funny even if they don’t have a punchline as long as they capture the spirit of racing and its excitement.
Here we’ve compiled the list of 49 Racing Jokes that will make people laugh so hard that they will find themselves rolling on the floor with tears in their eyes. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Racing Jokes
1. What kind of makeup do women race car drivers wear?
Nascara.
2. Why did Simba lose the race?
He needed to Mufasta.
3. What do you call a Racer who practices birth control?
A humanitarian.
4. How can you tell if a Racer has been using the computer?
There’s Wite-out on the screen.
5. Why did the Racer die while drinking milk?
The cow fell on her.
6. What’s does a Racer make for dinner?
Reservations.
7. What’s the hardest part about drag racing?
Running in heels.
8. Why did the mustard lose the race between sauces?
Because it couldn’t ketchup.
9. Why are Nascar tracks oval?
The fans have trouble keeping up with more complicated shapes.
10. What do you call it when you lose a foot race?
Defeet.
11. What’s the difference between Nascar and F1?
The types of drinks served.
12. Where can you find a good Racer?
In the cemetery.
13. Why did the Racer cut a hole in the carpet?
To see a floor show.
14. How are all races the same?
Usually, the fastest guy wins.
15. How do you make a million dollars dirt racing?
Start with 2 million.
16. How many NASCAR drivers does it take to destroy a jet dryer?
Just Juan.
17. What do parents give their babies if they want them to become future race car drivers?
Formula one.
18. What do most men and the average Formula 1 pit stop have in common?
They both last about three seconds.
19. Why the F1 driver doesn’t get along with his crew?
He has thrust issues.
20. Why does parsley grow so fast?
Because it’s always in a race against thyme.
21. What’s the difference between a horny old man on his deathbed and a Formula 1 driver?
One does a fast lap.
22. What happens when Windows makes an F1 Team?
They crash.
23. How come there are no races at the zoo?
There are too many cheetahs.
24. Why is the white bishop piece in chess the fastest?
Because it’s on F1.
25. Why is the internet like a motor racing crash?
There are spoilers everywhere.
26. What do you call two track runners in love?
A long distance relaytionship.
27. Why do Racers make great astronauts?
They took up space in school.
28. Horsepower? How do you even fit one in there?
29. What happens when two silk worms are in a race?
It ends in a tie.
30. Why did the barber win the race?
He took a short cut.
31. Why did the legless dude think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
32. Why did the Racer cut off all his fingers?
So he could write shorthand.
33. Does a retards have a favorite race?
Yes! The grand autismo.
34. Do you know how to save a drowning Racer?
No?… Good.
35. What do you call a race of Tunas?
The Daytuna 500.
36. What don’t drivers eat before a big race?
In case they get indy-gestion.
37. What kind of track does a clown car race on?
A laugh track.
38. Who wins in a race between a bunny and a cat?
The bunny won by a hare.
39. Did you hear about the F1 driver who seized the day?
He ended up on the carpo dium.
40. Why did the Racer write TGIF on his shoes?
To remind him that Toes Go In First.
41. How do you make a Racer’s eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
42. What is a landlord’s favorite racing game?
Need for Deed.
43. What is Drag race if horseracing is the sport of kings?
A sport for queens.
44. I tried horse racing once, but I fell at the first fence. I might have done better if I had a horse.
45. How do you know that someone is a cyclist?
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
46. Why don’t pencils win races?
Because they’re stationary.
47. What do you think you would get if you crossed a race car with a stud?
The answer is crashed potatoes.
48. How many Racer jokes are there?
None, they’re all facts.
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