Minecraft has become a top-rated game since its launch in 2011. so it’s no surprise that people love to joke about it. They share Minecraft jokes because it makes them relate to the game and its characters. Plus, who doesn’t like a good laugh?
They bring laughter and joy to those who play the game and help create an even stronger bond between members of the Minecraft community. So, It’s also a great way to show off your knowledge of the game and have some fun at the same time.
Here we’ve compiled the list of 33+ Minecraft Jokes that are perfect to show your appreciation for the game while having some lighthearted fun. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Minecraft Jokes
1. Do you know who likes eating sssssalad?
Creeper.
2. Why everyone dies in the bar?
Because a creeper walks in.
3. Last night I went to a Creeper party, it was weird, obviously.
4. Do you know who uses BOOM-a-range?
Australian Creepers.
5. Who’s on the other sssssssside of the street?
Creeper.
6. Did you hear about that Creeper-only party?
It was a bast.
7. What do you call a Minecraft celebration?
A block party.
8. What is a Creeper’s favourite food?
Sssssalad.
9. What’s a witch’s favourite make-up?
Ma-scare-a.
10. What music do Minecraft players listen to?
Bedrock ‘n’ roll.
11. I was at the Creepers-only party, and it was a bast.
12. Did you hear about the Minecraft movie coming out?
It’s a blockbuster.
13. The skeleton couldn’t cross the road. Do you know why?
He doesn’t have guts.
14. What do you learn at witch school?
Spelling.
15. Guess Creeper’s favorite subject. HiSSSSStory.
16. Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
17. As a Minecraft fan, I listen to Bedrock’n’roll.
18. I know what’s a witch’s favorite make-up; it’s ma-scare-a.
19. What is a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
The trom-bone.
20. Who plays trom-bones?
Right, skeletons.
21. What’s the only thing you can grow in Minecraft?
Grow cubic hair.
22. What is a Ghast’s favourite country?
The Nether-lands.
23. Who likes boxing?
Steve.
24. Who said, “I dig you”?
Alex to Steve, for sure.
25. Do you want to go to the block party?
Yes, it’s a Minecraft celebration.
26. A Creeper walks into a bar..everyone dies.
27. How do Minecraft players avoid getting sunburn?
Sunblock.
28. I want to study at witch school. Why?
To study spelling.
29. Ocelots are like crisps. You can never just have one.
30. Why did the ocelot cross the road?
It spotted a Creeper on the other side.
31. The Minecraft movie’s going out. Do you know why?
It’s a blockbuster.
32. How to kill skeletons?
Use their bones and arrows.
33. What did the zombie say to the villager?
Nice to eat you.
34. If you tickle the skeleton’s funny bone, you’ll make him laugh.
35. Nice to eat you, said the zombie to the villager.
36. Who uses scare spray on their hair?
Witches.
Read More
