Some people argue that pasta isn’t healthy because it contains carbohydrates that are not good for you if you eat too much. However, the carbs in pasta are mostly complex carbs which your body needs to function correctly. This means that eating pasta in moderation is good for you!
The benefits of having pasta are that it is quick to prepare can be eaten as an entrée or as part of a meal, and can be served with a variety of sauces, meatballs or vegetables to make a complete meal. Hence, if you’re ready for a good laugh, here we’ve discovered some of the best and most hilarious Pasta puns you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
1. I’m feeling saucy.
2. Sadly, they pasta way.
3. You’re pasta-tively amazing.
4. The pastabilities are endless!
5. I’m so gnocchi to have you.
6. No need to be ravi-lonely, I’m here.
7. You mac me smile.
8. I cannelloni laugh at my mistakes.
9. She’s dead, she pasta way.
10. The battle of spaghettisburg.
11. Sorry this gift is pasta due.
12. Just gnoccing around.
13. Can you pasta sauce please?
14. I’m feeling a little saucy.
15. I’m a ziti slicker.
16. I’m crazy pho noodles!
17. That fake noodle is an impasta!
18. Heading to the big ziti!
19. That made me laugh so hard I’m ravioling on the floor.
20. Just gnocchi it down and start over.
21. I walked right pasta and didn’t even notice!
22. That new guy looks Cannelloni (kind of lonely).
23. The pasta few days have been so warm.
24. Hope you gnocchi how awesome you are.
25. You’re so fusilli.
26. Life is full of pasta-bilities.
27. I did it fusilli reasons.
28. Penne for your thoughts.
29. How do I unlock it? There’s gnocchi hole in this door.
30. I’m such a hopeless ramen-tic.
31. Think about the pasta-bilities.
32. Holy Cannelloni!
33. That is tortellini accurate.
34. So you spaghetting older?
35. This too shall pasta.
36. Girls just want to have pho!
37. It cost a pretty penne.
38. Ramen to that!
39. Come and spaghet it.
40. A life without noodles seems im-pasta-ble.
41. I’m laughing so hard I’m ravioling on the floor.
42. Pasta Puns.
43. That low cut dress is so ravioling.
44. I am tortellini in love with you.
45. When a pasta gets sick, it ends up being a Mac n’ sneeze.
46. Don’t judge me because udon know me.
47. I’m a pho-natic!
48. I walked right pasta restaurant without realizing it.
49. Noodles are part of my daily rotini.
50. He drank too much and is totally sauced.
51. Pasta la vista, baby.
52. Noodle puns.
53. I cannelloni do so much.
54. Pasta than a speeding bullet.
55. You’re an im-pasta!
56. That’s pre-pasta-rous!
57. I Cannelloni laugh at my mistakes.
58. All pasta names should be recorded for pasta-terity.
59. This dish is so good, it’s pre-pasta-rous.
60. Sex and the ziti.
61. You and I are Ramen to be.
62. You pasta your test!
63. A penne saved is a penne earned.
64. Don’t make fusilli mistakes.
65. This is pastably the worst pasta pun ever.
66. Spaghett hype.
67. That is tortellini awesome!
68. Look, a lambourguini!
69. Spaghett out of my way.
70. You are tortellini awesome.
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