Pick up lines might be the way to go. Yes, it doesn’t matter if you’re trying to impress a girl or a guy. These Mechanic pick up lines are sure to get the desired reaction from them.
So what are you waiting for? Do you know you can increase your chances of getting someone’s attention with creativity and confidence? Therefore, we’ve created this list to break the tension and prepare things for you quickly.
Mechanic Pick Up Lines
1. Hey girl are you a mechanical pencil? Because I wanna stick my lead in you.
2. Girl you mechanic? Because you got my engine overheating.
3. I am a mechanic. I will rotate your tires and give you a full service to get you humming on the road.
4. Do you know that I am a mechanic? I wouldn’t mind changing your fluids.
5. Girl, you hand turns my wheels.
6. Do you have a mechanical pencil? Because I got the lead that will fit just right.
7. You got a broken car? I will fix it so it could ride to your broken heart.
8. You must be a mechanic. Because you sure know how to crank my shaft.
9. Damn girl, are you a mechanical pencil? Because you’re finer than .7mm lead.
10. I’m no mechanic but I totally would like to oil your piston.
11. I may be a Mechanic, But I promise I won’t just nut and bolt
12. Before I start working on your car, I need to pop your hood and check your fluids.
13. How about I shift my wrench into something else.
14. I have never been a mechanic…But I wouldn’t mind changing your fluids
15. With you my body’s defense mechanism shuts off entirely, I think your hotness fried the wires.
16. Your dad must have been a mechanic, because you’ve got a nicely tuned body.
17. Girl, I am a mechanic. And I know how to jack you up and make you feel alright.
18. You must be a mechanic, Coz you sure know how to crank my shaft.
19. Hey babe, I’ll be your mechanic if you’ll be my ride.
20. How about we go to my garage and see what’s under the hood.
21. Babe, can I be your mechanic? Because I am want to go under you and get dirty.
22. Girl need a mechanic? I will put some oil inside you to loosen you up.
23. I’d like to put my piston in your cylinder.
24. Babe, you a mechanic? Because you could blow my seals any night.
25. Hey girl you must be a mechanic. Because looking at you is repairing my broken heart.
26. Babe, I will put some spark plug into you to get you hot.
27. Girl, do you check your fluids often? Put your lipstick on my dipstick.
28. I’m no mechanic but I totally would like to oil your piston.
29. Babe your ride won’t start? I can service you with some fuel injection.
30. Girl, you so hot I would port ‘n polish both your intake and exhaust manifolds.
31. Girl, where we going, you do not need no brake. We are going all the way till we come.
32. Do you need your car fixed? I can pick you up.
33. Do you know I am a mechanic? I know how to work those nuts & bolts to get you moving.
34. Get blown by the best.
35. You need some lubricant. I am a mechanic and I can check out your fluid level with my dipstick.
36. I’d like to put my piston in your cylinder.
37. Girl, I am a mechanic and I want to work my car in your garage tonight.
38. Babe, do you know I am a mechanic? I know how to work those nuts & bolts to get you moving.
39. Girl, are you a mechanic? Because you just give my ride a tune up and lubrication inside my pants.
40. Do you know mechanics make great friends with benefits? Because we screw, nut, and bolt.
41. I’m a mechanic. Your ex broke your smile. I can fix it if you would let me.
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