75+ Heart Puns That Are Hilarious to Read

The Heart is the most important organ in our body. It controls every emotion in our life. It is said that the Heart has a mind of its own, it can be happy, sad, or angry. And we should always look after our Heart and take care of it while doing regular exercise to keep the blood flowing. Below, we’ve compiled a list of Heart puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Heart Puns

1. You’re so sm-heart.

2. Heart jokes are the best, they’re never corn-orary.

3. You hold the woo-key to my heart.

4. I read the heart-icle this morning.

5. Come live in my heart and pay no rent.

6. I really aorta tell you how beautiful you are.

7. I’ll never go bacon your heart.

8. My love for you is off the ch-hearts.

9. You’re my sweetheart, and I’m so pumped about that.

10. You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.

11. If you catch a heart thief, you have to place them under cardiac arrest.

12. You’re so heart-istic.

13. Eat your heart out this Valentine’s Day.

14. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

15. I wanna give you a hearty hug on Valentine’s Day.

16. I learned how to jumpst-heart a car.

17. When we put our two hearts together, we can’t be beat.

18. Transplant patients had a change of heart.

19. The skeleton quit playing sports because its heart wasn’t in it.

20. You have to have this operation, before you have a change of heart!

21. You can outsm-heart anyone.

22. My heart and my brain are Valentines to each other this year.

23. The police caught the heart thief. He was placed under cardiac arrest.

24. You’re my heartthrob.

25. It gets easier, not heart-er.

26. You must be a locksmith, because you have the key to my heart.

27. Heart-beet.

28. I’m having a p-heart-y and you’re all invited.

29. My heart goes out to you this Valentine’s Day.

30. Please accept this heartfelt gift.

31. You’re so beautiful, I can heartly believe my eyes.

32. I have so mushroom in my heart for you.

33. I know this is cheesy, but you’ll always have a pizza my heart.

34. You’re playing heart to get.

35. I know it’s corny, but you are a-maize-ing!

36. It’s OK to follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

37. I bought new work clothes from Car-heart.

38. I love you a latte.

39. I lub dub you with all my heart.

40. I won’t go bacon your heart.

41. I aorta told you yesterday.

42. You’re a heart-isan.

43. You octopi my heart.

44. I want to become an heart-ist.

45. I’m going to the dep-heart-ment store.

46. Heart puns are the best tool to keep a situation lighthearted.

47. You’re not vein, that’s why I love you.

48. You have a pizza my heart.

49. I aorta tell you how much I love you.

50. Hearts on fire this Valentine’s Day.

51. I have a heart-on for you.

52. It’s off the c-hearts.

53. I love you like no otter.

54. We’re looking for p-heart-icipants.

55. You have to always wear your heart on your sleeve, just be careful and don’t get it dirty.

56. Are you a locksmith? Because you hold the key to my heart.

57. It was made of qu-hearts.

58. I’ll st-heart tomorrow.

59. I’m working on comp-heart-mentalization.

60. I don’t use heart-ificial sweeteners.

61. What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts.

62. Let’s take a look at the c-heart.

63. The other day I saw two birds who were in love: they were tweet hearts.

64. I love you with all my butt. I’d say heart, but my butt is bigger.

65. I don’t want to be ap-heart.

66. He wasn’t able to heart-iculate his emotions.

67. I can heart-ly wait.

68. You really should follow your heart, but don’t forget to take your brain with you!

69. I can heartly wait to see you again.

70. Don’t touch the heart. I mean art.

71. This is really cheesy, but you will always have a pizza my heart.

72. You make my heart beet.

73. I’ll give you a kickst-heart.

74. You sure know how to make my heart beat.

75. Wear your heart on your sleeve. Just don’t get it dirty.

76. The air purifier cleans the p-heart-icles.

77. I’m so excited to see you again, I can heartly wait!

78. So mushroom in my heart for you.

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