Have you ever seen someone and felt like you wanted to talk to them but lacked words? You didn’t know how to start. Then no worries, here we’ve compiled the best and funny ELF pick up lines that will show your wit and charm to the girl or guy you have your eyes on.
These lines we have put here are witty, lighthearted, and memorable that will make your crush laugh. So go ahead and impress with your smooth moves.
Elf Pick Up Lines
1. I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.
2. I hear we’re both into dwarves.
3. There’s a reason why they stopped calling us “The Little People”.
4. I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
5. My treehouse or yours?
6. That’s quite a set of ornaments you’ve got there.
7. I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners
8. I can get you off the naughty list
9. Tiny hands give better backrubs.
10. I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi
11. If you’re lucky, I’ll put you on the naughty list.
12. My nose may be cold, but my heart is warm.
13. Nice view from down here.
14. Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful knees?
15. Is it chilly in here? ‘Cuz you give me snow flurries.
16. Are you Mother Elf? Because I would want to make some Baby Elves out of you.
17. I’m like a Night Elf thief, stalking you quietly in the night.
18. Babe, I’m free on Christmas Eve.
19. I’m not Elmo, but don’t stop tickling.
20. Is that Lembas bread or are you just happy to see me?
21. Do you have Elf in you? Would you like to?
22. There’s no height limit on love.
23. Trust me; I’m a good stocking stuffer.
24. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to orgasm loud for all to hear.
25. I wish I was an Elf, because I doubt I’ll be able to sleep after seeing your smile.
26. Just because a guy wears tights and pointy slippers doesn’t mean
27. I’m a magical being. Can I try to make your top and bra disappear?
28. I have certain needs that can’t be satisfied by working on toys.
29. I taught Santa everything he knows.
30. Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
31. I’ve mastered the “Elvish Tongue”… Want a demonstration?
32. I’m a magical being. Take off your bra.
33. Just because I’ve got bells on my shoes, doesn’t mean I’m a sissy.
34. I may not have pointed ears, but every time you’re around I become a wood elf.
35. Nice tunic. It would look great on the floor by my bed.
36. I’m an excellent shot. I *always* hit what I aim for.
37. There’re plenty more arrows where that came from.
38. I’m an excellent shot. I *always* hit what I aim for.
39. I used to be a lawn ornament for Brad Pitt.
40. It might be because Im an elf, but I’d love to build a relationship with you.
41. I’m like a Night Elf thief, stalking you quietly in the night.
42. Your eyes are as green as the moss that grows on rotting trees.
43. Do you prefer it with the Light of Earendil on, or off?
44. Banging Banging’s my favorite
45. People tell me I look like Cupid.
46. My candy canes are ribbed for your pleasure.
47. Let’s go back to my sweet pad. I’ve got a waterbed. Wink.
48. I don’t wiggle my ears for just anyone, you know.
49. I’ve mastered the “Elvish Tongue”… Want a demonstration?
50. You know what they say about guys with big ears.
51. I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man.
52. Santa’s busy… You can sit on my lap.
53. I may be claymation, but I’m stiff where it counts.
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