If you are looking to spark laughter with wit, humor, and clever wordplay, than below, we’ve compiled the best Christmas pick up lines that will make the person laugh, blush, and maybe even fall head over heels. So dont wait and scroll down to take your pick up game to a whole new level.
Christmas Pick Up Lines
1. Let’s make like some Christmas lights and get lit.
2. Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
3. Are you interested in seeing the “North Pole”?
4. I’ll leave milk and cookies out for Santa, but your late-night snack is me.
5. There’s snow place like your arms this Christmas.
6. Is your name Rudolf? Because you light up the room.
7. Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.
8. I’m not Santa, but you can still sit on my lap.
9. I didn’t think I was a snowman but you just made me melt.
10. Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
11. I’d like to put my partridge in your pear tree.
12. You looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laid?
13. When we met, it was love at frost sight.
14. Believe me if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
15. Ever do it in a sleigh?
16. Know what I want for Christmas? You.
17. I’ll be Santa and you can whisper what you want in my ear.
18. Thanks to you, I never have a blue Christmas.
19. You’re the only reindeer for me.
20. You wanna take a ride in my sleigh?
21. I’d like to sit on your yule log tonight.
22. Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
23. How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
24. I’d like to be the elf on YOUR shelf.
25. He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
26. Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
27. I know when you’ve been bad or good…so let’s skip the small talk.
28. Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
29. You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
30. Do you wanna sit on my yule log?
31. Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
32. Let’s get elf-ed up.
33. Let’s role-play. You be mommy, I’ll be Santa.
34. Are you a candy cane? Because I’m hooked.
35. The only package I want this Christmas is yours.
36. I’d like to make your sleigh bells ring.
37. The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.
38. I’ve got a one-way ticket to the naughty list if you’re interested.
39. I’d ride that sleigh.
40. Baby, it’s cold outside… want to go somewhere and snuggle?
41. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
42. You’re at the top of my wishlist.
43. Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
44. Want to climb into my warm and fuzzy cloak?
45. All I want for Christmas is you.
46. Are you Christmas? Because I want to merry you.
47. Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
48. I’d like to be the Santa to your Mrs. Claus.
49. Can I see your tinsel?
50. Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?
51. Forget 12 days of Christmas, I want 12 days with you.
52. So do your bells jingle?
53. Can I be the milk to your cookies?
54. I want to make like Santa and squeeze down your chimney.
55. Sup tinsel, you want a magic sleigh ride?
56. Can I introduce you to my red-nosed reindeer?
57. Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
58. The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
59. Want some of my eggnog?
60. Come take a sit on Santa’s lap.
61. I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
62. If I were Santa, what would you leave me as a treat.
63. Do you wanna taste my Christmas cookie?
64. How about I slip down your chimney at half past midnight?
65. If i was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
66. Can I ride your reindeer?
67. Mrs. Claus got nothing on you.
68. How about we make tonight a not-so-silent night?
69. I’m gonna make you glisten like the snow.
70. Black ice isn’t the only thing I’m falling for.
71. He’s not so little, if you know what I mean…
72. Let me deck your halls with my balls.
73. Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?
74. I’ve got some reindeer games we can play later.
75. Unlike the snow, I promise I won’t FLAKE on our date.
76. Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
77. I’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
78. I’d pay good money to see you dance on that North Pole.
79. Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
80. I’d like to try YOUR Christmas cookies.
81. Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
82. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
83. I like milk and cookies, but I would rather have you.
84. Your eyes shine brighter than the lights on the tree.
85. What do you say we make this a Not-So-Silent Night?
86. I think we have great chemis-TREE.
87. I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
88. You make me want to get coal in my stocking.
89. Let me help you out of that ugly sweater.
90. If you were one of Santa’s reindeer, you’d be Vixen for sure.
91. You’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christmas morning.
92. The name’s Feliz Navi-daddy.
93. You can unwrap me like a gift.
94. I’d like to see what’s in YOUR stocking.
95. If I put you on my Christmas list, do you think Santa would deliver?
96. I can tell you’re quite the elf-a male.
97. Let’s make this gingerbread house a gingerbread HOME.
98. I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
99. Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?
100. Can I lick your candy cane?
101. Is your name Holly? Because you make me feel Jolly.
102. Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.
103. Do you want me to ice your cookies?
104. I like my Christmas stockings held up by garter belts.
105. Wanna sit on the North Pole tonight?
106. Who needs a sled when you could just ride me?
107. You are the hottest of cocoas.
108. Can I stuff your stocking?
109. If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?
110. You, me, mistletoe.