People love sharing elf jokes because of their timelessness, lightheartedness, and ability to make us laugh. They provide an opportunity for parents to bond with their kids as they share in the laughter and connect over something that is both silly and enjoyable.
So if you are looking to share something that is always appreciated when life gets stressful or overwhelming, look out for these best Elf Jokes that will keep everyone entertained. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Elf Jokes
1. Where does an elf stay on holiday?
A ho-ho-ho-tel.
2. Why is Stormzy like an elf?
He’s good at wrapping.
3. What elf can carry the most books?
A booksh-elf.
4. What is an elf’s favorite pick-up line?
Let me be your fantasy.
5. What does Mrs. Claus use to bake cakes?
Elf-raising flour.
6. What do elves put on their toast?
Jingle Jam.
7. What do you call it when Santa and his elves go on a big ship to the Californian coast?
A Santa Cruz.
8. Why don’t elves read novels?
They prefer short stories.
9. What did Santa say to the sad elf?
Don’t be little yourself.
10. What elf has the most books?
A bookshElf.
11. Where do elves go on holiday?
Santa Fe.
12. Where do elves go to get famous?
Holly-wood.
13. What do you call an elf who tells jokes?
A real Christmas card.
14. How do you make an elf horny?
Fairy moans.
15. What kind of bread did the elf make sandwiches with?
Shortbread.
16. Why did the elf pray?
He wanted to connect with his higher elf.
17. Where does Santa keep his helper’s manuals?
On the sh-elf.
18. What do elves use to walk when they hurt their legs?
Candy canes.
19. What happens to elves who misbehave?
They get the sack.
20. What is Santa Claus’ tax status?
Elf employed.
21. What’s an animal that never forgets Christmas?
An elfant.
22. Who do elf music fans call the King?
Elfis.
23. What do socialist elves support?
Redistribution of welf.
24. What kind of pictures do elves love to paint?
Elf-portraits.
25. What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?
Wrap.
26. What is the elves’ least favorite Christmas song?
Noelf.”
27. What kind of music do elves like best?
Wrap” music.
28. What is Santa’s helpers’ favorite convenience store?
7-Elelfen.
29. What’s Santa’s tax status?
Elf-employed.
30. What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper.
31. What kind of money do elves always use?
Jingle bills.
32. What do you call an elf’s butler?
Elfred.
33. What currency do elves use?
Jingle bills.
34. How do elves keep their breath fresh?
Orna-mints.
35. What language do they teach at Elf School?
North Polish.
36. What type of elf is the most chill?
The high elf.
37. Why did the elf do so poorly in school?
He had a short attention span.
38. What is an elf’s favorite band?
The Pixies.
39. What type of music do elves like best?
Wrap.
40. What do you do if you can’t hire a professional?
Do it your elf.
41. What language do elves speak?
North Polish.
42. What type of elf has lots of books?
A bookshelf.
43. Did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer go to school?
No, he was elf-taught.
44. Where did the elf go to school?
He was elf-taught.
45. What’s another name for Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
46. What kind of laptop do elves use?
A Rivendell.
47. Why aren’t elves fat?
They are elfy eaters.
48. What do you call an elf with a personal trainer?
Elfy.
49. What do you call an elf who wins the lottery?
Welfy.
50. What did Santa call the greedy elf?
Elfish.
51. Why do elves cry?
Because they are “Santa-mental”.
52. What do you do if you can’t hire a professional?
Do it your elf.
53. What do you call an elf entrepreneur?
A small business owner.
54. Where do you find elves?
Right where you left them, usually.
55. What kind of mobile phones do elves use?
Micro phones.
56. What do Santa’s elves say whenever they take a photo?
Let’s take an elfie.”.
57. What do elves learn first at school?
The elf-abet.
58. Who’s an elf’s favorite singer?
Elfa Fitzgerald.
59. What does Santa use after trimming his beard?
Elftershave.
60. Why is the elf on the shelf’s favorite school subject?
Spilling.
61. Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
To help their elf esteem.
62. What is an elf’s favorite sport?
North-pole vaulting.
63. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toe.
64. What does a diabetic elf need?
Tinselin.
65. What are elves’ favorite types of photos?
Elfies.
66. What do you call a pre-teen elf?
Twelvish.
67. Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
To help their elf esteem.
68. What did Santa say when he caught an elf stealing toys?
Don’t be elfish!”.
69. What do elves say when meeting mutual friends?
Small world!”.
70. What do you call a female elf?
Shelf.
71. How do you enslave a house elf?
By doing its laundry.
72. What do elves say when they make mistakes?
I elfed up.
73. Where do elves go when they feel ill?
The elf-centre.
74. What do elves say when they make mistakes?
I elfed up.
75. Why did Santa refuse to buy chips for his helper?
It’s bad for his elf.
76. Which elf is the best jazz singer?
Elfa Fitzgerald.
77. Why doesn’t Father Christmas eat junk food?
Because it’s bad for his elf.
78. What’s the difference between a gnome and an elf?
Gnomenclature.
79. What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
80. Where did Santa find the elf?
On the shelf.
81. What does an elf farmer call his cow?
An Eskimoo.
82. Where do all the elves want to play on their baseball team?
Shortstop.
83. What did the elf say to the pig?
Don’t hog the presents.
84. How did Santa’s helper see the doctor so quickly?
They had private elf care.
85. Why do rich elves donate to charities?
They like to share the welf.
86. What do you call an elf walking backwards?
A Fle.
87. How do elves get to the top floor?
They go in the elf-avator.
88. What would you call an elf with lots of money?
W-elfy.
89. Why do elves make good listeners?
Because they’re all ears.
90. Where do you find elves?
Depends where you left them.
91. Why doesn’t Santa go to the hospital?
He has private elf care.
92. What do Santa’s helpers tell someone who annoys them?
Elf off.
93. What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes?
Their mistletoes.
94. What is an elf’s favorite lunch?
Sandwich wraps.
95. What kind of jokes would a depressed elf tell?
Elf-deprecating.
96. What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
97. Why did elf take the day off work?
They had tinsel-itis.
98. What do you call a plastic elf?
Poly-mer.
99. What’s funnier than a dead elf?
A dead elf in a clown costume.
100. Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?
Because he was Legoless.
101. What do you call a selfish elf?
Myself.
102. What was the name of the girl elf on the shelf?
Miss Chievous.
103. What is the elves’ least favorite Christmas song?
Noelf.
104. What do you get when a group of 11 elves adds another?
Twelf.
105. How did Santa tell his elves to check their email?
First, yule log on.
106. What does an elf have for his birthday?
Shortcake.
107. What do you call a holistic elf doctor?
A gnome-opath.
108. What is Father Christmas’s tax status?
Elf-employed.
109. What do you call an Elf that just won the lottery?
Welfy.
110. What are elves’ favorite types of photos?
Elfies.
111. What do elves get instead of athlete’s foot?
Mistle toe.
112. What do you get when an elf passes gas?
Jingle smells.
113. What kind of cellphones do elves have?
Sleighphones.
114. Who is the elves’ favorite pop star?
Beyon-sleigh.
115. What is an elf’s fav crispy snack?
Jingle Pringles.
116. What do you call an elf who learns independently?
Elf-taught.
117. What sort of elf lives in a can?
A sprite.
118. Why did Santa stop smoking a pipe?
It was bad for his elf.
119. Why kind of photographs do elves like taking?
Elgify.
120. What language did they teach the guppy at Elf School?
Elfish.
121. Why do Santa’s elves give Santa so much respect?
They all look up to him.
122. What do you call an elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
123. What do elves eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
124. What is Santa’s helpers’ favorite convenience store?
7-Elelfen.
125. What do vegetarian elves eat?
Elfalfa.
126. Where do elves vote?
The North Poll.
127. What do you call an Elf who won’t share?
Elfish.
128. Where do elves go dancing?
Christmas balls.
129. What’s the Jewish version of Elf on a Shelf?
Mensch on a bench.
130. Where do elves go to feel better?
A n elf-farm.
131. Whose music do elves like the most?
Elf-is Presley.
132. Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log.
133. What do elves say when meeting mutual friends?
“Small world.”
134. Why does Santa love his little helpers so much?
He is an elf-made man.
135. What make of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas.
136. How many elves does a german Santa have?
Elf.
137. What’s an animal that never forgets Christmas?
An elfant.
138. What do you call a badly behaved elf?
A rebel without a Claus.
139. What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
The “elf“-abet.
140. What’s another name for Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate clauses.
141. What other kind of money do elves use?
Cold cash.
142. Who is an elf’s favorite rapper?
Too Short.
143. What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A real Christmas card.
144. What is elves’ favorite sport?
Miniature golf.
145. What does an elf have for breakfast?
Frosties!A bowl of frozen cereal.
146. What is an elf’s favorite type of cookie?
Shortbread.
147. How did Santa get to be so famous?
He’s an elf-made man.
148. What kind of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas.
149. What is an elf’s favorite candy?
Orna-mints.
150. What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes?
Their mistletoes.
151. What do Santa’s little helpers study at school?
The elfabet.
152. What would upset a normal person but not an elf?
Coming up short.
153. What kind of money do elves use?
Jingle bills.
154. Why do elves like Dolls?
They can share the clothes.
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