Eggs are a popular and inexpensive source of protein and can be eaten anytime, as they are a great breakfast food, lunch or dinner food. They are also a great option for people who do not have time to cook breakfast or lunch.
They contain a lot of nutrients and are rich in many nutrients which can be found in small amounts in other foods. The yolk contains about half the calories of the egg white and is rich in iron, riboflavin, folate, thiamin, phosphorus and vitamin D. Also; they provide other essential vitamins such as vitamin A, D, E and B12, which is important for maintaining healthy skin and hair.
If you’re ready for a good laugh, here we’ve discovered some of the best and most hilarious Egg puns you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Hilarious Egg Puns
1. You’re so hard-boiled.
2. What sport are eggs best at? Running.
3. Shell shock.
4. You’re such a rotten egg.
5. Are you egg-noring me?
6. Easter is here: it’s do or dye.
7. That’s cracking.
8. These eggs are out of this world. Eggstraterrestial.
9. Don’t you like my egg-cellent jokes?
10. Egg-sactly.
11. Egg-citing.
12. You’re poaching my best yolks.
13. How do you make an egg roll? You give it a little push.
14. Omelet that slide…right onto my plate.
15. What do you call a smart omelet? An egg-head.
16. I need a double shot of eggs-presso.
17. Omelettin’ this slide.
18. Don’t yolk with me.
19. My name is Inigo Montoya. Prepare to dye.
20. Why was the chicken up all night? Restless Egg Syndrome.
21. Happy Fry-day!
22. You’re poaching all my best yolks!
23. How do monsters like their eggs? Terrified.
24. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical-yolker.
25. How does a hen leave its house? Through the eggs-it.
26. Why did the man steal his eggs? He likes them poached.
27. You must be an Easter Egg because I’m dying to get to know you better.
28. Don’t be such a chicken.
29. Let’s hatch a plan.
30. I might whisk it! Whisk it good!
31. Stay on the sunny side up.
32. You’re such a practical yolker!
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