89 Funny Bread Puns to Unwrap Some Good Laughs

Bread is a staple food that is eaten all over the world. It can be used as an ingredient in various dishes or eaten on its own. They are rich in protein and carbohydrates, which are essential for the body to function.

The most important health benefits come from the vitamins and minerals that are added to bread such as calcium, iron, Vitamin D, potassium, and magnesium. These nutrients help strengthen teeth and bones or regulate blood pressure.

Having bread for breakfast also helps to keep your stomach full for longer periods so that you don’t snack on unhealthy foods. So if you’re ready for a good laugh, here we’ve discovered some of the best and most hilarious Bread puns you’ll love. Scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Funny Bread Puns

1. My kids are so kneady.

2. Wheat it and weep.

3. Have a loaf-ly day.

4. Why did the roll like to be in control? She wasn’t a sub.

5. How to get a raise at Panera Bread? Butter up to the boss.

6. You’re toast.

7. Naan of your business.

8. For dessert, a thesaurus eats a synonym bun.

9. The baker woke up on the wrong side of the bread.

10. Did you see the movie with Tom Cruise? It’s called Top Bun.

11. Who are all the croutons crushing over? Bread Pitt.

12. Who is a bagel’s favorite rapper? Toast Malone.

13. What did the crouton say to the bag of flour? I wasn’t born yeast-erday!

14. You’re the apple of my rye.

15. Rye are you being so serious?

16. Stop loafing around!

17. It’s a matter of loaf or death.

18. Don’t go baking my heart.

19. Rise to the occasion! Get a bread start!

20. You’re toast!

21. You’re the breadwinner!

22. Ryes and shine.

23. I’m staying at a bread and breakfast (B&B).

24. Bready or not, here I crumb.

25. What do you call a curious piece of toast? Wonder Bread.

26. If you order pita bread twice…Does that make it repeata bread?

27. It is wheat it is.

28. Wheat be cute together.

29. Sourdough bread always to the occasion.

30. You bread my mind.

31. Rye don’t you bake me on a date?

32. When two bread loaves like each other, what do they do? Go on a carbo-hi-date.

33. Don’t be sour, dough.

34. What exciting news did the baker tell her husband? She had a bun in the oven.

35. Let’s bread on it.

36. Ciabatta hurry up.

37. A baker gave me some sweetbread, it was pretty sourdough.

38. Just loafing around.

39. English muffins aren’t born, they’re bread.

40. Don’t be so kneady.

41. Why did the baker take on a second job? He kneaded dough.

42. What did the bread say to the cheese? So grilled to see you!

43. I’m not trying to butter you up, but I really do loaf you.

44. My new bakery business is on the rise.

45. I should stop loafing around.

46. What’s better than a coffee break? Breaking bread.

47. What’s a baker’s favorite martial art? Tae Kwon Dough.

48. What did the piece of toast say when he discovered his fate? You butter be kidding me.

49. What is the richest part of the bread? Elon Crust.

50. Gotta work your buns off because you knead the dough.

51. I don’t want naan of that.

52. Will you be my com-PAN-ion?

53. What do you do after breaking bread? Just loaf around.

54. You’re no bun!

55. What do you call a roll that loses weight? Flat bread.

56. The butter said to the bread, “I’m on a roll.”

57. What did the hamburger bun get the hot dog roll on a carbo-hi-date? A bunch of flour.

58. What series was the dinner roll binge-watching? Breaking Bread.

59. What are the best shoes to wear while eating bread? Loafers.

60. My loaf for you is rising.

61. All you knead is loaf.

62. Another one bites the crust.

63. What do you call a bagel that can fly? A plain bagel.

64. Why did the baker quit his job? He didn’t get a raise.

65. You’re looking like a stud muffin today!

66. I can dough better.

67. You’re the apple of my rye.

68. Ciabatta stay away from me.

69. You’re my butter half.

70. You deserve butter.

71. Don’t be so sour, dough.

72. I’m gluten love with you!

73. Baguette out of my way!

74. The banker wanted the baker to pumpernickels.

75. What’s the only bin you’d throw something delicious into? A bread bin

76. slices of toast is a deck of carbs.

77. Money is called dough because we knead it.

78. At night, you knead to read bread-time stories.

79. Bae-goals!

80. The best is yet to crumb.

81. Let’s tie the bread knot already!

82. It’s past your bread-time.

83. A toast to butter days.

84. What do bakers read for excitement? 50 Shades of Grain.

85. Next time you need a loaf, challah at me.

86. Loafing you is easy ’cause you butterful.

87. Last, but not yeast.

88. Second to naan.

89. What did the hamburger bun say to the hot dog roll? Don’t get fresh with me.

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