If you want to spark laughter with wit, humor, and clever wordplay, then below, we’ve compiled the best wine pick up lines that will make the person laugh, blush, and maybe even fall head over heels. So dont wait and scroll down to take your pick up game to a whole new level.
Wine Pick Up Lines
1. I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?
2. Are you made of grapes? Cause you’re fine as wine.
3. I don’t need another glass of wine.(But why???) Cuz girl/guy, I could just get drunk on your love.
4. I wish I was a glass of whiskey, girl/guy.” (But why???) “So you could hold me in your hands and nurse me.
5. Think I’m gonna go ahead and put these handles back on the shelf, cuz girl/boy, you’ve already got a hold on me.
6. You and I’ sounds like the name of the next great wine. Are you game?
7. I can tell a grape’s ripe by the way it tastes.
8. You me, a bottle of wine and you ex’s email?
9. Yeah, I get that the whiskey is from Tennessee, but you’re the only 10 I see.
10. I’d abstain from wine for month for just one night with you.
11. Are you a vintage wine? Because your beauty just gets better with age.
12. Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.
13. I think we could make beautiful wine together.
14. Call me a corkscrew, because I’m looking to get a laugh out of you.
15. Are you Cabernet? Because you’re making my heart race!
16. Are you a bottle of Merlot? Because I can’t resist your body!
17. I’ve a bottle of Domaine Romanée Conti with your name all over it.
18. I really like your carboys.
19. Pretty sure my vodka rocks is jealous. (But why???) Because you’re the most intoxicating thing in this place.
20. This ain’t no beer belly. It’s the gas tank for my love machine.
21. Do you believe in love at first sip, or should I pour you another glass?
22. I would buy you a drink, baby, but then I’d be so jealous of the glass.
23. I must be a wine lover because I can’t help getting lost in your eyes.
24. If I poured you a glass, I’d use my good stemware.
25. Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.
26. Are you made of grapes? Because you wine my heart.
27. Do you prefer red or white? Because I’m seeing sparks of both when I look at you.
28. If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I’d name it after you.
29. Did it hurt? When you fell from the vineyard?
30. I love to make good wine bet I can make you whine good too.