Top 130+ Weird Questions to Ask a Guy

If you need something beyond the ordinary that reveals the unexpected and quirky sides of a guy, then asking him weird questions is an ideal for break the ice in your conversations.

So now it’s time to add an intriguing twist to your conversations with these best weird questions to ask a guy who will spark laughter and curiosity.

Scroll down and let’s start the game!

Weird Questions to Ask a Guy

1. What’s your most hated mode of transportation?

2. If you were a superhero, what would be your mildly inconvenient weakness?

3. If animals could talk, which one do you think would be super annoying?

4. What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

5. If I was a guy do you think we’d be friends?

6. What is the most boring activity imaginable?

7. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten for breakfast?

8. Which one would you choose: be alive and alone or about to die with a group of friends?

9. Which superpower would you not want?

10. If you could only wear one outfit for the rest of your life, what would it be?

11. Are eyebrows also considered facial hair?

12. If aliens landed on Earth and offered to take you to their planet, would you go?

13. What are your favorite memes right now?

14. What movie quote do you use the most?

15. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?

16. Would you rather sweat melted cheese or always smell like a skunk?

17. How many phones have you broken and/or lost?

18. Which fruit do you think would be the most fun to be for a day?

19. What do you usually think about while you are on the toilet?

20. If you could only use one utensil forever, would you choose a spork or chopsticks?

21. What part of your body would you replace with an improved mechanical version?

22. If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or strong?

23. What’s your best example of a pyrrhic victory that happened to you?

24. What would be your strategy for a snowball fight?

25. If you could only eat food of one color for the rest of your life, what color would you choose?

26. Why do you think are manholes round?

27. What’s the grossest thing you did as a kid?

28. If you could only watch one movie genre for the rest of your life, but it had to be combined with ‘musical,’ what would it be?

29. What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?

30. If you were a professional wrestler, what would your entrance theme song be?

31. What music would you choose to play every time you walk into a room?

32. If you were a professional wrestler, what would be your entrance theme song?

33. If you had to replace your hands with something other than hands, what would you choose?

34. If you could have one superpower, but it had to be utterly useless, what would it be?

35. Which would be the nicest if animals could only talk?

36. Show me the funniest picture you have saved on your phone.

37. Who’s the fifth person on your missed calls?

38. Why is it called “beauty sleep” even though you wake up looking like a hot mess?

39. If you could lock up one person in a mental institution, who would it be?

40. If there was a sandwich named after you, what would be on it?

41. What is your guilty pleasure?

42. If you could instantly become an expert in something, what would it be?

43. What’s your dream job—if you could do absolutely anything?

44. Would you rather sneeze glitter or have your hiccups sound like a foghorn?

45. Do you think if anything is possible, it’s still possible for anything to be impossible?

46. What piece of tech do you hope is invented in your lifetime?

47. If your life was a video game, what would some of the cheat codes be?

48. How many pennies do you think would fit into this room?

49. If you could morph two animals to make one super animal, what two animals would you choose? Why?

50. Is your time truly wasted if you enjoy wasting it?

51. Would you rather live permanently in a roller coaster park or in a zoo?

52. Is there a limit to how intelligent a single person can be?

53. What was your favorite insult as a child?

54. What was your first impression of me?

55. What game do you dominate in?

56. What is your hometown best known for?

57. What is the most fun you’ve ever had?

58. What would you do during the Purge?

59. What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?

60. What were you like as a teenager?

61. How often does your brain go on autopilot?

62. If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?

63. If you could invent a new ice cream flavor that reflects your personality, what would it be?

64. What are some things that you haven’t seen or read, but know everything about because of popular culture?

65. If animals could talk, which species do you think would be the most annoying?

66. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life?

67. What imaginary sport would you bring to the Olympics?

68. What landmark from your childhood was destroyed and what was put up in its place?

69. Why is sandwich meat round when bread is square?

70. What scene from a movie scarred you for life?

71. If you had the power to shrink anything and take it with you, what would you do with it?

72. What is the most useful thing your mom or dad has taught you?

73. When was the last time you made a fool of yourself?

74. If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which would it be and why?

75. If you were a ghost, who would you haunt, and what would you do to them?

76. What’s your most favorite pooping position?

77. If you were a type of jeans, what type would you be and why?

78. What makes you feel old?

79. If man developed from monkeys, why do we still have monkeys?

80. What’s the most important file on your computer?

81. How would you be able to solve problems if you were from Mars?

82. What fact do you wish you had never learned?

83. If you were given $1,000,000 tomorrow, what would you do with it?

84. If you were suddenly elected the Mayor of your town, what’s the weirdest law you would pass?

85. If you could be an apple or a banana, which would you choose?

86. What’s the last thing you cried over?

87. Which animal do you think you’d be inexplicably scared of if they could speak?

88. What’s the grossest food you’ve ever eaten?

89. What fun activity from your childhood has been completely ruined for kids today?

90. Would you rather always have to sing rather than speak or dance everywhere you go?

91. What was the worst date you’ve ever been on?

92. If you were a candy bar, what would you be and why?

93. What would your autobiography be called?

94. What game do you dominate when you play it?

95. What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?

96. Which celebrity do you look up to the most?

97. How would you feel if you woke up one day and all your left socks had disappeared?

98. When did the saying “looks can be deceiving” really hit home?

99. If you were a city, which city would you be and why?

100. When you know the battery is dead, why do you press harder on the remote control?

101. If you could talk to animals, what is the first thing you would ask?

102. If you could create a new planet, what would it look like?

103. What’s the most useless talent you have, and how do you think it could save the world?

104. What board game always ends badly?

105. Have you ever taken something out of your possession and failed to return it?

106. If you could only communicate with one-word sentences for the rest of your life, what word would you choose?

107. What are you weirdly afraid of?

108. Should a man about to be executed in the electric chair be saved if he had a heart attack?

109. If you could choose any two famous people to have dinner with, who would they be?

110. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet dragon?

111. If you were suddenly invisible for a day, what would you do?

112. Which fictional universe would you absolutely not want to live in?

113. What movie trope irritates you the most?

114. Will someone ever be able to live forever?

115. How would you feel leading a parade dedicated to the most mundane thing you did today?

116. If you could have dinner with any mythical creature, who would it be?

117. What mythical creature do you wish actually existed?

118. What’s the future of dating?

119. What old fashioned way of doing things is better than how they are currently done?

120. Do fish have a thirst for water?

121. What would be the most spectacular funeral you could imagine?

122. Is it permissible for minors who act in R-rated films to see them?

123. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done to impress someone?

124. What’s the color of the mirror?

125. What’s your secret strategy for surviving a zombie apocalypse?

126. What’s your most impressive “go to” meal that you can cook?

127. What’s your fast food horror story?

128. How would you feel if your life was narrated by a famous comedian?

129. If you were a superhero, what would be your not-so-super power?

130. Have you ever attempted to swallow toothpaste?

131. Is it possible to hear someone’s iPod while they’re running at maximum speed?

132. What has been the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever worn?

133. If you were a kitchen appliance, which one would you be and why?

134. What is the most useless thing you know how to do?

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