If you want to lighten the mood of a serious conversation or add some humour to make someone smile, puns are always a creative way to make any conversation more interesting. Therefore to add an extra dose of love and laughter, we’ve compiled a list of Russian puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Russian Puns
1. The experience was soul-c-Russian.
2. Now you’re p-Russian my buttons.
3. A Russian tree is called Dmitri.
4. I’m visiting my Kazan in Russia.
5. If that’s how it’s going to be, Soviet.
6. Take your time. There’s no p-Russia.
7. Quit Stalin and tell me.
8. And I ran, Ivan so far away.
9. Do you prefer chocolate or Danilov?
10. There was a Russia-rection of old beliefs.
11. I’m getting coffee from Tsarbucks.
12. The band rose to a c-Russia-ndo.
13. You’re Sochi nice person.
14. I’m b-Russian my hair.
15. Lemonade on a hot day is ref-Russian.
16. Rasputin on airs.
17. What Tyumen?
18. The doctor diagnosed them of dep-Russian.
19. Lions and Taigas and bears, oh my.
20. The doctor prescribed Ural medication.
21. They acted with agg-Russian.
22. He has a sad exp-Russian.
23. If a Russian wants curly hair, they go to Perm.
24. Russians eat rice Putin for dessert.
25. Yuri-ly incredible.
26. We have Samara taste in music.
27. Nothing but nyet.
28. Hey, stop Stalin and just go already.
29. You need a license to Seliger.
30. Let’s not Russian-to any conclusions.
31. I’m Russian to finish the job.
32. I’m not Russian. I’m taking my time.
33. Vladimir Putin is the p-Russia-dent of Russia.
34. A Russian procrastinator keeps Putin it off.
35. I’ll love you for the Russia my life.
36. Russia Putin a lot of work for the Olympics.
37. How do you like my Perm?
38. I’m c-Russian on you.
39. I’m having a bad herring day.
40. Take it Kizhi.
41. Ural in for a good time.
42. Ural great people.
43. A gassy Russian is Vladimir Tootin.
44. And they lived happily Tver after.
45. Is the lake Nero far?
46. In Russia, they grad on a curve.
47. Thanks for Putin up with me.
48. B-Omsk away.
49. A Russian that’s programming is com-Putin.
50. I like to ride my Baikal over the place.
51. Russian dolls are so full of themselves.
52. Would you like Peipsi or Coke?
53. Like a shooting starka.
54. Russian milk comes from Mos-cows.
55. I’m Vlad to see you.
56. You’ve made a great first imp-Russian.
57. The couple lived happily Tver after.
58. I got a new car. It’s a Volga-wagen.
59. Ivan to know the truth.
60. Baikal you later.
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