41 Science Puns That Are Hilarious to Read

Science helps us understand the natural world and develop technologies that improve our lives. But when we talk about Science puns, it add an extra layer of fun and intellectual amusement to the world of science.

Below, we’ve compiled a list of Science puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Science Puns

1. If you can’t helium or curium, barium.

2. The way to a man’s heart is through his veins.

3. The river is moving flowly but surely.

4. Ants are healthy because they have ant-ibodies.

5. I was boron ready to study chemistry.

6. Bad light ends up in prism.

7. Solid, liquid, and gas. They all matter.

8. You’re sodium funny.

9. For music, the planets listen to nep-tunes.

10. Organ donors really put their heart into it.

11. Photons always travel light.

12. You’re like fog, so down to Earth.

13. A molecule with sunglasses is a mole-cool.

14. Air resistance is a real drag.

15. C’mon let’s go! It’s time to get up and atom.

16. I’ll have one barium and two sodium, or just a BaNaNa.

17. You’re so hot, you denature my proteins.

18. We’re mixing it up in the lab of luxury.

19. Do you find bone puns humerus?

20. An educated tube is a graduated cylinder.

21. A hug without you is mercury. Hg.

22. Have you heard that entropy isn’t what it used to be?

23. All of the good puns argon.

24. Funny chemistry puns always get a good reaction.

25. I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.

26. The best field of study is geology. It rocks.

27. The cost of the space program is truly astronomical.

28. How come noses run and feet smell?

29. Watt is love? Baby don’t hertz me.

30. You’re as molecule as a cucumber.

31. If a prince farts, is it a noble gas?

32. Make like a melanogaster and buzz off.

33. Do I have to cell out everything for you?

34. If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.

35. I think you’re overreacting.

36. Bloom where you’re planet-ed.

37. This is a once in a lifetime photon opportunity.

38. The name’s Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.

39. I don’t need a spine — it’s holding me back.

40. Rainbows are pretty light.

41. Absolute zero is so cool.

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