If you want to lighten the mood of a serious conversation or add some humour to make someone smile, than puns are always be a creative way to make any conversation more interesting. Therefore to add an extra dose of love and laughter, we’ve compiled a list of Cute puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
1. What do you call an everyday potato? A commentator
2. What did one leaf say to the other leaf? I’ve fallen for you.
3. Why did the bike fall over? It was two tired.
4. What sound does a chicken’s phone make? Wing wing.
5. I love you from my head tomatoes.
6. Don’t go bacon my heart. I couldn’t if I fried.
7. Why are flowers so supportive? They be-leaf in you.
8. How do birds say hello? Goose bumps.
9. How does a light bulb start a rap song? Can I get a watt watt.
10. What kind of fruit is a crook? A Strobbery.
11. What is a whale’s favorite food? Fish and ships.
12. Why do frogs always work at hotels? They make good bellhops.
13. What kind of fruit is the most helpful? A lemonaide.
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
15. What kind of bird is sticky? A vel-crow.
16. Why can’t you sell a shoe to a bear? They prefer bear feet.
17. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe
18. What did the pig say to his girlfriend? Don’t go bacon my heart.
19. What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper.
20. Why should you never tell a joke to a window? It might crack up.
21. Who is a chicken’s favorite musician? Bach.
22. Why shouldn’t you become a vegetarian? It’s a missed steak.
23. What do you call an indecisive bee? A maybe.
24. What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan? You make me melt.
25. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? She felt crummy.
26. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
27. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
28. Why can no one sleep at the cemetery? Too much coffin.
29. How do dogs make sandwiches? With purebred.
30. What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
31. Why are volcanos so nice? They lava you.
32. What do lawyers wear to work? A lawsuit.
33. What did Shamu write on his valentine? I whale love you forever.
34. Why is Peter Pan always flying? He never lands.
35. Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife sleep? Because of his coffin.
36. Why are mexican restaurants usually kept secret? No one will taco bout it.
37. What’s the most attractive beverage? Hot tea.
38. What sea creatures are the best at algebra? Octopi.
39. Why are skeletons lonely? They have no body.
40. What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
41. What is a dairy product like as a partner? They’re your butter half.
42. What kind of bee rises from he dead? A Zombie.