95+ Nerdy Pick Up Lines

If you are looking to spark laughter with wit, humor, and clever wordplay, than below, we’ve compiled the best Nerdy pick up lines that will make the person laugh, blush, and maybe even fall head over heels. So dont wait and scroll down to take your pick up game to a whole new level.

Nerdy Pick Up Lines

1. You must be my Horcrux, because you complete me.

2. Let’s treat this between us like Newton’s First Law and keep it in motion.

3. We go together like copy and paste.

4. My love for you is as strong as Vibranium.

5. Are you a black hole? Because I can’t help but feel your powerful pull.

6. You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.

7. You are the droid I’ve been looking for.

8. Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.

9. Want to create a metamorphic rock with all this heat between us?

10. I am cosine squared and you are sine squared. Together, we are one.

11. I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That’s why I had to use a simile.

12. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.

13. Star light, star bright, won’t you accept this date with me tonight?

14. Look up at the sky—you see all the stars? That’s how many times I’ve thought of you today.

15. My love for you goes on like the value of pi.

16. You could say I’m your satellite because I orbit around you.

17. I used to think the moon was the prettiest thing in the universe—until I saw your smile.

18. Is your nickname glucose? Because you’re pretty darn sweet.

19. You must be related to Nikola Tesla, because you’re electrifying.

20. Are you a fossil? Because I want to date you.

21. You must be a supernova because you’re the hottest thing in the universe.

22. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I Dumbledore you.

23. You must be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.

24. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

25. Even if gravity didn’t exist, I’d still fall for you.

26. Let’s unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.

27. Wow, did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

28. Call me a proton—because I’m positive you’re the one.

29. Well, you must be the proton to my electron—because I’m attracted to you.

30. Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real.

31. Baby, you just turned my bronze into iron.

32. I guess the stars and I have something in common—we’re falling for you.

33. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.

34. You must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.

35. There’s a rocket ship with your name on it, and it’s heading straight for my heart.

36. Wow, you breathe oxygen too? We already have so much in common.

37. Wow! You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever seen.

38. You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.

39. Are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.

40. It would be my pleasure to turn on your personal hotspot.

41. I think I’ve discovered my supersymmetric partner in you.

42. Are you from the cosmos? Because you’re simply heavenly.

43. If you love water, good news—you already love 60 percent of me.

44. Can I have your significant digits?

45. I’m not a beater, chaser, or seeker. I’m a keeper.

46. R4 is red, R2 is blue. If I was the Force, I’d be with you.

47. Baby, you’re more precious than the ring.

48. For you, I would simply walk into Mordor.

49. You and I add up better than the Riemann sum.

50. Are you from Mars? Because you look out of this world.

51. I’ve got my on you, baby.

52. You make my dopamine levels go all silly!

53. Are you a square because you got all the right angles.

54. You shall not pass… without giving me those digits.

55. Can’t be a dot without a com, let me get your number.

56. Even if there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.

57. Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away.

58. Are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious!

59. Sirius’ light is nothing compared to yours.

60. You’re more special than relativity.

61. I’m the doctor to your rose just as sweeter.

62. I may not be a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

63. If you were an angle, you’d be acute one.

64. I swear, I won’t take our love for granite.

65. Hey girl, are you gold? Because I’m in Au of your beauty.

66. I’d call our bond covalent—it’s pretty strong.

67. Are you dopamine? Because you make me pretty happy.

68. Let’s make like Excel and spreadsheets.

69. You’re so hot, I bet you’re the one causing global warming.

70. Life without you would be like a sentence without spaces.

71. The flames of Mount Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you are.

72. Are you Carbon, Uranium, and Tellurium? Because you’re pretty C-U-Te.

73. I have all these extra electrons—mind if I give you some and create a spark?

74. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.

75. You are my density.

76. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

77. I bet you’re a Jedi in the streets but a Sith in the sheets.

78. I have my ion you.

79. You make my dopamine levels go all silly.

80. Is this a chemical reaction? Because I feel a new bond forming.

81. You must have your phaser set to stunning.

82. You’re the moon to my tide—I can feel your pull wherever I am.

83. You’re sweeter than fructose.

84. I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never-ending.

85. I went to the doctor and, turns out, I don’t have osteoporosis—you just make me weak in the knees.

86. If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.

87. Our love is like dividing by zero—you can’t define it.

88. Want to experience a gamma ray burst?

89. Are you an appendix? Because I think I should take you out.

90. I was lost in space until I saw you.

91. Are you a heart palpitation? Because you make my heart skip a beat.

92. I’ll smuggle you in my spaceship any day.

93. The universe is complex, beautiful, and fascinating—do you ever get jealous that it’s copying you?

94. You are one well-defined function.

95. You and a blue moon have something in common—you’re both rare finds in this universe.

96. Sure, the stars are beautiful, but they have nothing on your eyes.

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