If you are looking to spark laughter with wit, humor, and clever wordplay, than below, we’ve compiled the best Plant pick up lines that will make the person laugh, blush, and maybe even fall head over heels. So dont wait and scroll down to take your pick up game to a whole new level.
Plant Pick Up Lines
1. You have everything I could ever need to grow.
2. Are you Daisy? Because I incredibly urge to plant you right here.
3. These mason jars fit perfectly in my hand. I bet you would too.
4. Every time I see you, you have grown a little more.
5. It is ok if you have a bush. I like the bush.
6. Let me leaf-t up your mood.
7. Have you heard of me? I am a be-leaf-er.
8. If you were mine, I would shell you in on the back porch like I shell my garden peas.
9. Are you going home? I can give you a leaf-t.
10. Hey my delicate dainties, how often do you come here?
11. I see you have beets for me near your heart.
12. I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants…
13. I like your melons, can I taste them?
14. You grow so quickly without even realizing it.
15. I can turnip at your house if you want me to come over.
16. You remind me of a rabbit, and I can feed you some kale.
17. You do not have a nut allergy, do you?
18. I hope you like beets by me.
19. I never knew squeezing your beets would make me feel better.
20. Growing up with you was a dream come true.
21. You seem a little down. Do you need a leaf-t?
22. You are the beets of my songs.
23. I never thought I would get to grow old with you.
24. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking in my garden forever.
25. I love your sweet lavender smell.
26. Would you like my rosebush?
27. I can turnip the party where ever I go.
28. Is that a blush, or have you got some beet on your cheeks?
29. Every time I see you, my feelings for you grow.
30. You make me grow and be a better person.
31. Will we use your organic garden or mine?
32. You own my wood totally.
33. You make me grow, girl.
34. I am strong like a wood.
35. You must be a garden, ’cause I’m digging you.
36. Wood, you like a kiss?
37. I do not have earphones, but I do have some beets.
38. Let me mint you up because you are so cool.
39. Look, if I am a tree, you are my leaf.
40. You make me as happy as a clam.
41. Wait until you see my tangerines.
42. You know what is better than plant life? We make our own life.
43. Growing old with me will never be boring.
44. Let’s go identify wild plants in the forest.
45. Of all the tomatoes have tasted, your heirloom is the juiciest.
46. Holding your hands wood be cute.
47. How about you and me turnip in your bed?
48. I think the soil needs some double digging.
49. Growing up with you sounds like the best idea for now.
50. I got some beets for you.
51. I like that twigless sidewalk.
52. Kiss me so that I can beet my sleep.
53. Roses are red, bananas are yellow and I want to go out with a fellow yellow.
54. How big does your squash grow?
55. I will always be-leaf in you.
56. Hate to see you go, but I love to watch your leaves.
57. Kale, my love for you? Never.
58. Bushes deserve some grooming. I can groom it if you let me.
59. Your sense of humor kales me.
60. You could plant some seeds in my back garden.
61. I can tell we are mint to be with each other.
62. I would pick you over and over again like I would pick a flower.
63. You make my heart skip beets.
64. I have a few kale leaves in my pocket for you.
65. I’d love to get into your plants.
66. Even if there is Autumn, I will never leaf you.
67. If anyone makes you sad, tell me. I will beet them up.
68. You make me into a wood.
69. I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
70. If I pollinate those petals with my pistil, will cost an additional fee?
71. If you were mine, you would be the perfect fruit of my labor.
72. I be-leaf in you.
73. I have a green hand. So I will make you harder than wood.
74. Nothing can kale my vibe because I love you so much.
75. Leaf you? Never.
76. Let me beet up your depression.
77. I love to kale time with you.
78. I have something in my pocket. It can be your wood.
79. I can give you some mint. Encourage mint.
80. I can definitely beet people up for you.
81. I can not wait to grow old with you.
82. Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all!
83. Let me grow and become an amazing person for you.
84. I hear your name with each of my heart beets.
85. I would ask you to marry me but let me first grow.
86. I got an apple tree In my backyard. I’d catch them like I’d catch you.
87. I want you to be mine. Wood, you be mine?
88. I think your bra is tired. Can I leaf-t them up instead?
89. I love a man with a raised bed.
90. Take my hand and grow with me.
91. I can not wait to be with you and grow.
92. I will wrap myself around you like tendrils.
93. Can I trim your bushes?
94. If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?
95. I want to watch you grow and be a better human.
96. You have been growing and becoming more and more beautiful.
97. I bet you are spear mint because how are you chill?
98. You smile so brightly that it makes my wood grow.
99. Let me leaf-t your spirit. How are you doing?
100. Beeting is not fun, but beets are good.
101. I find that organic grown produce has more flavor, don’t you?
102. Let me leaf-t your hands because you look tired.
103. I will never leaf you because you are the cutest person.
104. Let’s head to the park so I can plant my tree.
105. Your beets make me feel so good.
106. Hey, baby. I’d love to plant a sapling in your forest.
107. Even when I am a-leaf, you make everything better.
108. I can trim your bush.
109. Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?
110. You are definitely growing.
111. To me, you are a sweet honeybee stinging my heart.