If you are looking to spark laughter with wit, humor, and clever wordplay, than below, we’ve compiled the best History pick up lines that will make the person laugh, blush, and maybe even fall head over heels. So dont wait and scroll down to take your pick up game to a whole new level.
History Pick Up Lines
1. You must be the eighth wonder of the world.
2. If I was a knight, would you lower your drawbridge for me?
3. Can I follow you home? Cause I feel like Columbus when he discovered America.
4. Are you from the French Revolution? Because I’m losing my head over you.
5. You must be related to Tesla because you’re electrifying.
6. I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
7. Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb.
8. My love for you is as contagious as the Black Plague.
9. Girl, are you studying history? Because I will give you a date.
10. My heart burns like a witch for you.
11. If you ask Thomas Paine, he’ll tell you that dating me is Common Sense.
12. Are you a union worker with a history of anarchy?
13. Babe, I am studying history, and I want a date now.
14. Did you invent the airplane?, cause you seem Wright to me.
15. I’m gonna bust right through your Ardennes.
16. Baby I’ll make you see stars and stripes.
17. My missile never had a crisis.
18. Are you from ancient Greece? Because you just Athens my heart.
19. Are you the Berlin Wall? Because I can’t get over you.
20. Baby, I’d annex your territory any day.
21. Your palace looks like it could use a sturdy column.
22. You may not be my First Lady, but I’ll make you feel like Jackie OH.
23. You must be the Suez Canal, because I feel so connected to you.
24. I’m sorry I wasn’t part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?
25. Are you the Boston Tea Party? Because you’ve caused quite a stir in my heart.
26. The national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.
27. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
28. Is your name Maya? Because I’d like to sacrifice you to the gods.
29. History Major: Quit Stalin and give me your number.
30. Baby, you are hotter than the Great Fire of London.
31. History will be written by Men who ride Hogs.
32. You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
33. Are you a Roman Goddess? Because I can’t resist your allure.
34. Damn, girl, you’re hotter than Chicago in 1871.
35. Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?
36. Your beauty could launch a thousand ships.
37. Is your name Cleopatra? Because my heart beats for you like Marc Antony’s.
38. Unlike the stock market, I never crash at my peak.
39. How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?
40. There’s a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings.
41. Are you from Medieval Times?, cause you Sir Gagsalot.
42. You must be the Constitution because you’re making my heart a more perfect union.
43. I’d go to the moon and back for you baby.
44. You remind me of the guillotine, i always lose my head around you dear.
45. If beauty were a plague, you’d be the Black Death.
46. Care to come over for some Hysteria Relief?
47. Do you like cats? Because your medical history is puurrrrfect.
48. Are you Joan of Arc? Because you just sparked a rebellion in my heart.
49. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
50. Are you a relic from the past? Because I’ve been looking for you my whole life.
51. Hey girl, do you want to Fidel my Castro?
52. If you were President, you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.
53. Are you the printing press? Because you create a revolution in my thoughts.
54. Not even the Berlin Wall could keep me from you my dear.
55. Are you Jefferson Davis? ‘Cause you’re making the south rise.
56. I don’t need a CRS report to tell me how beautiful you are.
57. Baby you just turned my bronze into iron.
58. I wish to colonize your heart my dear.
59. Are you the Renaissance? Because you’ve sparked a cultural revolution in my heart.
60. I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.
61. I’d like to get your opinion on my poll.
62. If you were in my class you could study my history.
63. My names huey long and I can share some wealth.
64. Wanna to play War of 1812? I’ll light your White House on fire.
65. I’m like the Vietnam War – way longer than you thought I’d be.
66. I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
67. We must be lemons, because when we met, the zest is history.
68. You must be an artifact, because I’ve been studying you like a historian.
69. Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.
70. Are you a Viking? Because whenever I see you, my heart starts to Ragnarok.
71. Are you a knight’s armor? Because I’m falling for you like a catapult.
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