Fruit is the best part of a healthy diet, and we all know that. As it contains vitamins, minerals, fibre and antioxidants, which are essential for our body to stay healthy. Also, It can also help with weight loss and diabetes management. Below, we’ve compiled a list of Fruit puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Fruit Puns
1. A good mango is hard to find these days.
2. Wanna hear my best pickup lime?
3. I miss you berry much.
4. Cherry on, my wayward son.
5. I a-peach-iate you.
6. All in due lime.
7. You are so berry sweet.
8. I love you cherry much.
9. Don’t worry, just let it mango.
10. You’re hard core.
11. I’m grapeful for our friendship.
12. I’m so grape-ful for you.
13. I appreciate your work, I don’t take you for pomegranate.
14. You’re plum-perfect.
15. Thank you! I apple-solutely appreciate it.
16. Peach perfect.
17. You’re one fine-apple.
18. I love when you call me papaya.
19. It’s grape to meet you.
20. Cherry up, buttercup.
21. Orange you happy to see me?
22. We are a pear-fect couple.
23. I’m so grapeful for you.
24. Be like a pineapple – always wear your crown.
25. You’re being un-raisin-able.
26. I think we did a grape job on this, don’t you?
27. I ap-peach-iate your hard work.
28. You are cherry sweet.
29. First place, You are number “plum!”.
30. I love, mon cherry.
31. And they all lived apple-y ever after.
32. This is my grape escape.
33. Neither here, nor pear.
34. My lady, your cherry-ot awaits.
35. We make a perfect pear.
36. It’s a pear-fect day for a picnic.
37. I’m bananas for you, let’s never split.
38. Practice what you peach.
39. I’m feeling a little melon-choly.
40. I find you very ap-peel-ing.
41. Grape minds think alike.
42. I’ll be pear in spirit.
43. Kiwi be friends?
44. I just plum forgot.
45. I’ve been searching for berried treasure.
46. I think I’m sick, I’m not peeling well.
47. Thanks a melon.
48. I cherry-ish you.
49. He doesn’t guava clue.
50. You’re the pineapple of my eye.
51. You’re berry special to me.
52. Thank you cherry much.
53. Always remember to practice what you peach.
54. Squeeze the day.
55. Citra ass down.
56. We were made for peach other.
57. I blueberry much love you.
58. You’ve got a zest for life.
59. Grape…just grape.
60. I find you very a-peel-ing.
61. You’re one in a melon.
62. We make a great pear.
63. I guava soft spot for fruit puns.
64. If he doesn’t appreciate you, let that mango.
65. This fruit salad really blue me away.
66. I find you so a-peel-ing.
67. You can call me any lime.
68. Thanks! I ap-peach-iate it.
69. I’ve been pine-ing for you.
70. Thank you berry much.
71. Good afternoon, your pine-ness.
72. I guava bone to pick with you.
73. You did a grape job raisin me.
74. Honeydew you know how happy you make me?
75. Don’t we make a great pear?
76. If you love him, don’t let that mango.
77. Each day is mango-nificent.
78. You’re the apple of my eye.
79. Nice melons.
80. I love you from my head tomato.
81. Orange you glad we’re friends?
82. I love you berry much.
83. A sleepy fruit is called a nap-ricot.
84. You’re so fig-gin amazing.
85. The sink is broken, call the plum-ber.
86. You two can get married but you cantaloupe.
87. You are juice the cutest.
88. You’re being very un-raisin-able right now.
89. You’re grape.
90. You better get juiced to my jokes.
91. Citris got real.
92. It happened right before my berry eyes.
93. Sorry I’m bad at pickup limes.
94. You want a peach of me?
95. You’ve got a peach of my heart.
96. I apple-solutely adore you.
97. No fig deal, you got this.
98. I’ve gone to grape lengths for you.
99. Grow a pear.
100. Thanks a bunch.
101. It’s just plum crazy.
102. Peach for the stars.
103. Let it mango.
104. It takes two to mango.
105. I had grape expectations for this.
106. You have a peach of my heart.
107. Lime all yours.
108. Eat, drink, and be cherry.
109. Honey, I cherry-ish you.
110. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
111. You’re my main squeeze.
112. This pie looks so apple-tizing.
113. You’re a peach.
114. I’m berry fond of you.
115. You are plum-believable.
116. That’s it! I’ve got to draw the lime.
117. You’re pear-fect.
118. Olive you so much.
119. You hold the kiwi to my heart.
120. Don’t give into pear pressure.
121. Orange you glad it’s a beautiful day?
122. Hey drop me a lime.
123. You are the pick of the bunch.
124. Here, pear, and everywhere.
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