75+ Best Banana Puns to Make You Go Ape

Eating bananas is a healthy choice. They are a great way to get potassium, which is important for muscle control and regulating blood pressure. Also, they contain Vitamin C, which helps with iron absorption. And they’re a good source of fibre, which can help you feel full and maintain a healthy weight.

Below, we’ve compiled a list of Banana puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.

Best Banana Puns

1. Ripe for the picking.

2. Banana ghosts.

3. I’m trying to get the peel for it.

4. I’m ap-peeling to your better judgement.

5. I peel my age.

6. I am bananas for you.

7. Bananas doing gymnastic splits.

8. Bananas never get lonely because they hang out in bunches.

9. I find you very appeeeling.

10. That’s not ripe.

11. Bananas love to dance. They do the ba-nae-nae.

12. Why did the banana need a haircut? It had split ends.

13. Why did the banana call in sick to work? He wasn’t peeling well.

14. I like that girl, she is very ap-peeling.

15. Bananas with butts.

16. Banana-manatee crossbreed.

17. Why don’t bananas ever feel lonely? They’re always in bunches.

18. She is quite peal-ing in front of others.

19. How does a banana answer the phone? It says, “Yellow.”?

20. I peel it in my heart.

21. No worries, that’s a one banana problem.

22. Are you bananas?

23. Barium(Ba+ 2 Sodium (Na?

24. She is the ripe one for you.

25. How did the banana avoid the police? He split.

26. What’s a banana’s favorite thing to wear? A slipknot t-shirt.

27. I’m peeling great.

28. A bunny rabbit banana.

29. I can peel it in my bones.

30. What happens when a banana couple breaks up? A banana split.

31. Where do bananas get all of their clothes? Banana Republic.

32. These banana puns make me peel ill.

33. When you mix a dog and a banana, you get a pugnana.

34. Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang in bunches.

35. I peel it in my bones.

36. What do you call it when a banana eats itself? Canabananalism.

37. Pick of the bunch.

38. You’re quite ap-peeling.

39. Superhero foods.

40. I find you very a-peeling.

41. Yellow there.

42. A bunch of fools.

43. Beethoven’s favorite fruit is Banana..an.

44. A little pug in a banana costume.

45. Bread bananas.

46. Ba na na na na na na na na na Batman!!.

47. I peel the burn when I work out on my peel-oton.

48. A ghost banana is known as a boo-nana.

49. What do bananas wear on their feet? A pair of slippers.

50. What do when you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

51. I don’t work on Sundaes…?

52. After hearing your joke, I’m peeling better now.

53. She’s going bananas.

54. Peel the burn.

55. Banana-sheep crossbreed.

56. World’s nest Ba-Nana.

57. Left or ripe?

58. I’m bananas about you.

59. Why do bananas always use sunscreen? They don’t want to peel.

60. Don’t stop believin’, hold on to the peelin’ .

61. Thanks a bunch.

62. Sheep love baa-naa-naaaas.

63. What is a banana’s favorite day of the week? Sundae.

64. Sundae funday.

65. I’m trying to appeal to your better judgment.

66. I’m peelin’ good.

67. What kind of school do bananas go to? Sundae school.

68. You peel me?

69. Pot-ass-ium – Banana butts.

70. You’re ripe; I should go for it.

71. Drive me bananas.

72. I peel so happy.

73. Woohoo! This cover creates some peel inside me.

74. Bananas go out in a yellow submarine.

75. A banana’s significant other.

76. You can peel it in your bones.

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