Farming is a hard and demanding profession. It requires a lot of physical labour, which can be very tiring. But there are moments when the work is enjoyable and satisfying.
Farmers enjoy their time with their animals, being outside in nature, and working with their hands. They enjoy the sense of accomplishment that comes from producing food for themselves and others.
Below, we’ve compiled a list of Farm puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Best Farm Puns
1. Cows have hooves instead of feet because they lactose.
2. A farmer gave away a cow and realized it was a mi-steak.
3. I know a farmer who feeds his pigs sugar and vinegar. He likes sweet and sour pork.
4. I felt it in my soil.
5. It’s pasture bedtime.
6. Magic tractors turn into fields.
7. To get a cowgirl to like you, a tractor.
8. Tough hens lay hard-boiled eggs.
9. Sheep happens.
10. Scarecrows love fruit, especially straw-berries.
11. It was 2am and the farmer still hadn’t gone to bed. He likes to wait until the cows come home.
12. Every sheep’s favorite sport is baa-dminton.
13. Treat udders kindly.
14. No farm, no fowl.
15. I once had a pig called ‘Ink’. It kept running out of the pen.
16. If you need a listening ear, talk to corn.
17. You will never shock a cow with anything you tell them; they’ve herd it all.
18. I live my life by the seeds of my plants.
19. That deserves a round of ap-plow-se.
20. The farmer lost one of his cows and had to tractor down.
21. Farmers use pro-tractors when they want to make crop circles.
22. When farmers are milking cows they talk about udder nonsense.
23. You’ve goat to be kidding me.
24. You’re legen-dairy.
25. Hay there.
26. Farming is in our nature.
27. Farming isn’t for everyone, but hay, it’s in my jeans.
28. I herd it’s your birthday.
29. The best way to treat a sick pig is with oink-ment.
30. Lettuce turnip the beet.
31. You should never take a pig for grunted.
32. The boss at Old McDonald’s Farm is the CIEIO.
33. Ducks wake up at the quack of dawn.
34. I knew a scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize; he was out standing in his field.
35. The best farm animal for keeping time is a watchdog.
36. Cluck off.
37. A cow’s favourite meal of the day is breakfast. They always have moo-esli.
38. A pig told the farmer, “you take me for grunted.”
39. You’re hay-larious.
40. You look radishing.
41. Horses stay in shape by eating a stable diet.
42. A sleeping cow is a bulldozer.
43. There’s a new talent show on TV for farmers. It’s called the X-Tractor.
44. The farmer is out standing in his field.
45. We’ll re-coop as much as possible.
46. We have a wheat-ly routine.
47. Mixed-up hens lay scrambled eggs.
48. Fences should be horse-high, pig tight, and bull-strong.
49. I barley made it.
50. Ducks get up at the quack of dawn.
51. How dairy?
52. Farmers get medicine from the farm-acy.
53. Oh crop.
54. They say making hay is difficult, but it pretty seems rather cut and dried to me.
55. The farm animal that is the best timekeeper is a watch dog.
56. The best way to treat a sick pig is by using oink-ment.
57. Chicken’s like to bake cakes from scratch.
58. That was a-moo-sing.
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