If you are in a carpentry workshop and you want to flirt with the guys and girls who are working in that workshop, then you need to look out for these hot and cheesy carpenter pick up lines that will help you to flirt and impress that person.
Carpenter Pick Up Lines
1. Girl are you a carpenter, because you work my wood into timber.
2. Shall we play the carpenter game? We’ll get hammered then I’ll nail ya
3. Hey carpenter, I’m hammered. Want to nailed me?.
4. Hey girl, are you a carpenter? Because you just made a banana stand out of my wood.
5. Girl are you a carpenter? Because those are sweet legs you got.
6. Hey girl are you a carpenter? Because I can imagine building a family with you
7. Are you a carpenter? You look like a woodworker.
8. Babe I am the best carpenter, I know how to hammer, screw, and nail.
9. Do you want a drink? I’ll get hammered and you will get nailed.
10. Babe, I am a carpenter who builds stairs. I always think a step ahead.
11. Are you a carpenter? Because you look like a wood worker.
12. Are you The Carpenters? Because you’re my world. And I’m on top of you.
13. Gare are you a carpenter, because you made my hotdog stand.
14. Are you a carpenter? You look like you know what to do with wood
15. Are you a carpenter? Because you’re giving me wood.
16. Baby I’m a carpenter. Let’s build a relationship in my shop.
17. Hey yo girl, you a carpenter? Cus you’re making my banana stand.
18. Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful.
19. I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.
20. A girlfriend is like a good carpenter. No wood gets wasted.
21. I am a good carpenter, I can nail you any time, and I promise I won’t screw up.
22. I am a carpenter, I want to put my wood on your carpets.
23. I guess you’re a carpenter now gurl. Because you just saw my wood stash.
24. Babe, I am a carpenter and I know how to make you perfect. Are you board?
25. I know how to use my tools. My favorite is hammer screw driver.
26. Hey baby are you a Carpenter? You look someone I could build a family with.
27. Babe, are you superstitious? Because I foretell that you will knock on wood tonight.
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