61 Vitamin Pick Up Lines

If you are into some girl or guy who is into vitamins and supplements and wants to make them impress, then using vitamin pick up lines is a good way to start a conversation with your crush. We guarantee it will surely make your target feel special.

Vitamin Pick Up Lines

1. I’m no doctor, but you look like you could use some Vitamin Me.

2. Are you milk? Because you ain’t complete until I insert my Vitamin D.

3. I want to take you over the counter.

4. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

5. Put your white coat on, you’ve pulled…

6. Pharmacists accept third parties.

7. Are you multivitamin? Because you have everything that I need.

8. I am down for anything, including that sweet Vitamin A(ss) of yours.

9. You look like you’re suffering from a severe lack of Vitamin Me.

10. My doctor says I could use more Vitamin U.

11. I don’t need no vitamin complex, all I want is just simply You.

12. Is it me or is there an interaction between us?

13. Are you lost Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

14. Pharmacists do it over the counter.

15. I got your suppository right here, baby.

16. Are you vitamin deficient? I know a way to pump some into you.

17. Girl are you an iron supplement? Because you got my blood flowing.

18. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

19. Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.

20. I’m feeling a little off today. Will you turn me on?

21. If eye contact occurs, strip down and rinse off immediately.

22. If you ask me what kind of vitamin are you, I want you to be VitaMIN E.

23. Do you need Vitamin Me?

24. Are you vitamin C? I am getting sick missing you.

25. My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

26. I’m your Plan A… we’ll worry Plan B later.

27. I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.

28. You must be a vitamin, because I cannot function without you.

29. You must be a ClA$$ III, because you got my heart racing.

30. I know that you want me bad, but do not chew before swallowing.

31. Girl you must be Sotalol, because you prolong my QT interval.

32. Baby are you an antioxidant? Because you keep this free radical in check.

33. Hey girl listen I’m very sick and my doctor said that, “I need vitamin U…”

34. I have sugar free methadone because I’m sweet enough

35. Did you get some magnesium supplement? Because you are totally magnetic.

36. All I want is Vitamin B with you.

37. Hey are you my vitamins. Because I need to swallow you every morning.

38. The doctor says I need more vitamin U.

39. Would you prefer something to suck on?

40. Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.

41. I got some Vitamin D for you.

42. You make my dopamine levels all silly.

43. Baby, there ain’t no placebo for what I can give you.

44. Babe are you calcium pill, because you made my bone hard.

45. Pharmacists have a long duration of action.

46. Vitamins are essential…Especially vitamin U

47. Are you omega-3? Because you support my healthy heart.

48. You should get some Vitamine Me tonight.

49. Hey beautiful, my doctor says im lacking vitamin u.

50. I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

51. Pharmacists find new routes of administration.

52. So you’re gonna have to blow me for those pills…

53. Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my haert’s burning for you.

54. Baby, I will Medicare for you all night.

55. You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

56. My doctor said that I’m deficient in vitamin U. The only cure is if you vitamin C me.

57. Pharmacists do it without breaks.

58. Apply me to your sensitive area.

59. Are you stressed? I heard Magnesium and Vitamin D vitamin helps, and …sex helps too.

60. You do not need anymore Chili Pepper Extracts, because babe you are already HOT.

61. You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.

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