Apple is a nutritious fruit with essential vitamins, minerals, and fibre. As they are rich in vitamin C, apples can also help to regulate blood sugar levels and reduce the risk of diabetes. Hence, the benefits of having an apple in the morning breakfast are endless.
If you’re ready for a good laugh, here we’ve discovered some of the best and most hilarious Apple puns you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Apple Puns
1. If friends were apples, I would always pick you.
2. You sure are unbelievapple.
3. Every apple has an individual taste.
4. I’m joking, I’m just apple-ling (pulling) your leg.
5. It t-apple-d over.
6. You’re a bad apple.
7. I apple-laud your great work.
8. This apple help you track your steps.
9. The sweeter the apple the sourer the core.
10. You’re one fine-apple.
11. Here’s my apple-lication.
12. Finally found my apple-y ever after.
13. Smitten to the core.
14. Whenever an apple goes to the gym, they love to work on their core.
15. I’m red-y to go apple picking.
16. The dentist loves apple pies because they have a lot of fillings.
17. I apple-aud your amazing work.
18. I think these puns are applepriate for the occasion.
19. When the young Apple saw the apple called Lady Alice, he was Smitten.
20. You are the apple of my pie.
21. And they lived apple-ly ever after.
22. I’m strengthening my core.
23. You give me all the peels.
24. I’m an in-cider.
25. They lived apple-y ever after.
26. The secret of my beauty is red apple.
27. You rock me to my core.
28. Always looking on the bright cider life.
29. You’re so p-apple-r.
30. You’re so a-peel-ing.
31. I apple-solutely love you.
32. I have a joke on apple juice but it has no punch line.
33. I have always been the apple of my little sister’s eyes.
34. You’re not apple-thetic person.
35. I apple-laud your efforts.
36. I can’t fight this peeling anymore.
37. You’re hardcore.
38. Spending some qualitree time on the farm.
39. An apple was very sad. His friends did not consider his peelings.
40. You are awesome to your core.
41. I would pick you over all other apples.
42. I can’t fight the peeling.
43. You’re so hard-core.
44. It’s not apple-icable to me.
45. Got bit by an apple and turned into cider man.
46. I’m hiking the Apple-achian Mountains.
47. I find delicious red apples extremely a-peel-ing.
48. To do well, you have to apply-ly yourself.
49. Slice slice baby.
50. Congr-apple-ations.
51. I’d like to apple-ogize.
52. Easy as apple pie.
53. Did you apple-y for the new job?
54. You can not stop looking after you find one bad apple.
55. I apple-solutely adore a good slice of pie.
56. As American as apple pie.
57. A core belief is that apple puns make me smile.
58. Can’t you Stayman?
59. I need a b-apple bath.
60. A wild apple is sweeter than others.
61. I am just one bad apple.
62. If all my besties were apples, I will still pick you.
63. They built a ch-apple.
64. Apple lies in the core of our knowledge of gravity.
65. You give me “all the peels”.
66. I think I’ve got a crunch on you.
67. I’ve got all the in-cider information.
68. You’re awesome to the core.
69. Apple-d a muscle.
70. This fall excitement gives me all the peels.
71. Having an apple-solutely wonderful day.
72. Apple-solutely.
73. I’m apple-d.
74. That hoodie doesn’t have a zipper, it’s an apple-over (a pullover).
75. I love this person from my core.
76. Who named it iPhone charger and not apple juice?
77. You have to strengthen your core.
78. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
79. All red-y to go apple picking.
80. Get in my car we will go apple picking today.
81. You autumn know you’re the best pick.
82. Keep calm and enjoy your apple.
83. She is the pie to my apple.
84. How do you like them apples?
85. If you cross an apple with meat, you are most likely going to get a Beacon.
86. Love you to the core.
87. You’re the apple of my pie.
88. You’re so a-peeling.
89. She is the apple of my eye.
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