37 Avocado Pick Up Lines

Avocados are not only a delicious snack, but they can also be used to help you get the girl or guy of your dreams. Dont know how? Then relax. Here, you will get the best avocado pick up lines that will help you to make a lasting impression on the person you like. Also, it will stand you out from the crowd cause we’ve compiled this list with a unique combination of humour and charm. So go ahead and impress with your smooth moves.

Avocado Pick Up Lines

1. Babe, let’s do some avocardio in bed.

2. How do you know when an avocado is ripe?

3. I heard you liked avocados? Well I’m a good fat.

4. Avocados are expensive, But i’ll smash you in morning instead.

5. Are you an avocado? Because I’m craving your gua-cock-mole.

6. Avocado for me, avocado for you. We smash and make sexy guacamole.

7. Babe you got some avocados? Go out with me will be a move in the ripe direction.

8. I am avocado, eat me while I am ripe and ready.

9. Girl, let’s guac’ed around the clock.

10. All you need is love and an avocado.

11. Spread love as thick as you would avocado.

12. I could hit your guac bottom any night.

13. You are all I avo wanted.

14. Girl, you are avocado out of this world.

15. We’re going to avo-baby.

16. Holy guacamole you are hot and ripe.

17. Girl are you an avocado? Because I’m gonna get the nut from your soft insides.

18. Girl, you are a perfectly ripe avocado. You are so good you could guaced my entire world.

19. And we will live happily avo after.

20. You are avo-ry special person to me.

21. I’ll tap your guac bottom any day to get my nuts out.

22. Avocados are getting kind of expensive. Can I smash you instead?

23. Let’s put together avocados. Pound and guac a good time.

24. Are you guacamole? Because avocadon’t get me started.

25. Are you an avocado? Because I’m gonna guacamolinside you.

26. What does the half avocado say to the other half? You complete me.

27. I want to put my seed in your avocado.

28. Babe, I’ll put you between a guac and a hard place.

29. I’m gonna name your ass avocado. Because it’s the good kind of fat.

30. Is this the produce department. Because I’m harder than a grocery store avocado.

31. With you in my bed, I got a hard guac life.

32. You’re the avocado of my life.

33. It’s OK, guacamole. I’m extra too.

34. I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

35. Babe I need your avocado fat on my breadstick.

36. Babe, you are so hot you making my avocado in my pocket hard.

37. Babe you avocado? Because I want to spread you and eat you good.

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