75 Avocado Pick Up Lines With a Blend of Charm & Humor

Avocados are not only a delicious snack, but they can also be used to help you get the girl or guy of your dreams. Dont know how? Then relax. Here, you will get the best avocado pick up lines that will help you to make a lasting impression on the person you like. Also, it will stand you out from the crowd cause we’ve compiled this list with a unique combination of humour and charm. So go ahead and impress with your smooth moves.

Avocado Pick Up Lines

1. “I wish I were an avocado tree, so I could grow with you forever.”

2. “Just like avocado on toast, our connection is simple yet satisfying.”

3. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with this avocado again?”

4. “Girl, you’re very avocute.”

5. “Do you believe in love that’s as rich and creamy as avocado dip?”

6. “Is your name Avocado? Because you’re all I’ve been avo-waiting for.”

7. “Are you an avocado? Because I’d like to spread you on my toast.”

8. “Baby, if you were an avocado, I’d never trade you for anything!”

9. “Don’t mean to be too forward, but we avocado an undeniable connection!”

10. “Just like guacamole, you’ve got me dipping and falling for you.”

11. “Are you an avocado tree? Because I am totally falling for you.”

12. “You must be an avocado because you’re the good kind of fat.”

13. “You are the avocado to my toast, making every moment better.”

14. “Could you be the avocado in my sandwich of life, making every bite memorable?”

15. “Someone told me that avocados and you have something in common – both are heart-healthy.”

16. “Just like avocados, our connection is versatile and goes well with everything.”

17. “You’re an avo in a million.”

18. “Could you be my avocado soulmate? I feel a perfect match.”

19. “I may not be a culinary expert, but I know the perfect recipe for love includes avocados.”

20. “Do you like avocados? Because I’d love to guac and roll with you.”

21. “Just like avocados, our love is a constant source of joy and satisfaction.”

22. “Hey, are you an avocado? Because you’ve got that perfect ripeness.”

23. “The heart wants what it guants: avocado and you!”

24. “Is your name Avocado Queen/King? Because you rule my heart.”

25. “Is your name avocado, because you smashed your way into my heart.”

26. “Can’t stop thinking about that avo-kiss.”

27. “Just like avocados, our love is a source of healthy happiness.”

28. “Are you an avocado? Because I am ‘guac’ without you!”

29. “I may not be an avocado, but I can be the toast that complements your perfection.”

30. “Let’s avocarry each other’s hearts.”

31. “We are like avocado and toast, the perfect match.”

32. “Do you fancy avocados? Because we make a great ‘pear’!”

33. “Do you believe in love that’s as fresh and green as a just-picked avocado?”

34. “Could you be the avocado in my life’s toast, making every moment better?”

35. “Is your name Avocado? Because you’re the ripest one in the bunch.”

36. “Do avocados dream of being as smooth as you?”

37. “Excuse me, but I avoca-don’t want to miss the chance to talk to you.”

38. “You’re like a precious avocado dear, worth waiting for.”

39. “Do you believe in love that’s as green and fresh as a just-harvested avocado?”

40. “Do you believe in love that’s as rich and creamy as avocado ice cream?”

41. “Care for some guac and roll?”

42. “Girl, you must be an avocado pit, because you’ve taken root in my heart.”

43. “Just like an avocado, I find you extremely ap-peeling.”

44. “Guac, guac, who’s there? Me, wanting to scoop you up.”

45. “You are the avocado to my toast, the perfect pairing.”

46. “I’m the avocado, you’re the toast. We belong together.”

47. “Could you be my avocado half? Together, we make a perfect whole.”

48. “Like an avocado, I can feel you ripening my heart!”

49. “I may not be a chef, but I can whip up some love as tasty as avocado salsa.”

50. “Do you know what goes well with avocados? Us, together.”

51. “Can I be the cilantro to your avocado? Together, we’ll make everything taste better.”

52. “If love were an avocado, our love would be the ripest, creamiest one.”

53. “Don’t avo-melt my heart like that.”

54. “I always make guacamole, but I guaca-fell when I saw you.”

55. “I may be just an avocado, but you’re the toast that completes me.”

56. “Do you believe in love at first guac? Because I think we just found it.”

57. “I think you are the missing ingredient in my avocado toast of life.”

58. “Do you know why avocados are considered a superfood? Because being with you is super fulfilling.”

59. “Are you as perfect as an avocado? Because I can’t find a single flaw in you.”

60. “Is your name Avocado? Because you’re all I’ve ‘avo’ wanted!”

61. “Can I be the lime to your avocado? Together, we’ll create the perfect blend.”

62. “Do you know why avocados are heart-healthy? Because they remind me of you.”

63. “Our love story is like that of avocado and toast, a little bumpy but absolutely delicious.”

64. “I may not be a chef, but I can create a love as delicious as avocado toast.”

65. “Avocado you met someone so attractive?”

66. “Just like a fresh avocado, our love is never out of season.”

67. “When the chips are down, when the lime hits the ground, I hope you’ll be my guac.”

68. “Do you believe in love that’s as green and fresh as a just-picked avocado?”

69. “You and I make a better combo than avocado and toast.”

70. “Are you an avocado? ‘Cause I love you from my head tomatoes.”

71. “Girl, are you an avocado because you’re all that I avo-wanted.”

72. “Do you believe in love that’s as fresh and green as a just-harvested avocado?”

73. “You’re the avo to my toast, the guacamole to my nachos.”

74. “Just like avocados, our connection is smooth and full of flavor.”

75. “Are you made of avocado? Because my heart skips a beet every time I see you.”

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