Have you ever wanted to impress someone with your wit and charm? Than, Banana pick up lines can be the perfect way to show your romantic side to her. Not only are they creative and witty, but they also show that you’re confident enough to take a risk with your words.
With the right pick up line, you can make her feel special and get her attention in no time. So whether you are looking for a romantic way to start a conversation with the person you like or just want to make them smile, these hot and cheesy Banana pick up Lines will make an impression they won’t forget.
So go ahead and impress with your smooth moves.
Banana Pick Up Lines
1. Babe, you always make me go wild.
2. Someone who likes eating bananas must prefer a whole bunch.
3. It will be fancy getting under my skin. Since I am a banana.
4. What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.
5. Babe, do you know how to spell banana? Because once I start you will not know when to stop.
6. What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
7. What makes bananas, Hitler, and Napoleon alike? Everything.
8. Why are bananas never lonely? Cause they hang around in bunches.
9. Want some bananas? Because girl I got some very good peelings about you.
10. Do you have some bananas? Because you give me all the peels.
11. Crocodiles make shoes, and bananas make? Slippers!
12. My banana can’t talk and knows how to act well.
13. How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
14. I am like a banana, and it’d be fancy getting under my skin.
15. Are you a monkey? I wanna feed you my banana.
16. Damn girl, you make a man-go bananas.
17. Do you bake? I’d like to fill your pie with my banana cream.
18. Girl, you will never eat another banana. Because I will never split on you.
19. I’d take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.
20. Why are you upset? Is it because you wanted a banana and you didn’t get any?
21. I do have a banana seat. Would you like to sit?
22. Why did the banana go to the hairdressing salon? It had split ends.
23. If my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana?
24. I may look tough, but I promise I’m all mushy on the inside.
25. Hey girl, I don’t know much about baking pies…But you make my banana cream.
26. Babe, you need to be extra nice to my bananas, you know why? You don’t want to hurt my peelings.
27. What are solid gold bananas called? A bunch of money.
28. Girl I hope you like bananas, because you just made my carrot grew in my pants.
29. What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey.
30. Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?
31. What is a banana’s signature move? The split.
32. Care for a feel of my banana? It has great curves in all the right places.
33. Are you ripe? I should go for you tonight.
34. Are you a banana peel? Because I accidentally slipped it into your inbox.
35. Babe, I got a banana that will make you go Ooh Ooh Ah Ah tonight.
36. When banana farmers get their heart broke, what do they sing? Nothing but Peelings.
37. Why did the banana fail her driving test? She kept peeling out.
38. What do bananas drink; Coke or Pepsi? Neither, they drink blood because they are evil.
39. You don’t have any dates. Well, you have a banana.
40. You are the top banana here.
41. Do you want to hear something obvious? I am bananas about you.
42. Are you natural sunlight? Because you’ve ripened my banana.
43. Babe, you always make me go wild.
44. I like you a whole bunch (hold up a bunch of bananas).
45. Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice fellow?
46. What’s yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
47. Tell me you are a banana because I find you a peeling.
48. You must be the one for me because you make me peel good.
49. Hey do you want to make like a banana and split… The check.
50. What do you call bananas who are friends with monkeys? A bunch of idiots.
51. Damn, that’s bananas. You showed up in my dreams.
52. I am just like a banana. Large and fruity.
53. You will never feel lonely if you will have a banana around.
54. Why do bananas do so well on the dating scene? Cause they have Appeal.
55. Well that’s bananas! I most definitely saw you in my dreams.
56. What made the banana go out with the prune? He couldn’t find a date.
57. You are like a banana to me, because I peel you in my heart.
58. You’re amazing, let’s never split.
59. What’s your favorite fruit? I feel like it’s a banana.
60. Do you want to play fruits tonight? I will pop your cherry with my banana.
61. Hey, would you like to help with my banana? I think it’s not peeling fine.
62. Why did the kid keep falling off his bike? It had a banana seat.
63. You must be the top banana here.
64. I am a banana, I might look large and fruity, but I am a demon in bed.
65. I look at you and wham! I’m head over heels I guess that love is a banana peel.
66. I have an apeeling idea, why don’t we split this joint and get coffee?
67. Hun, you put the “ass” in potassium, I could eat you all day.
68. You make a woman go bananas.
69. What do you say we go back to my place and get you to eat a banana?
70. Banana: Doctor, Doctor. Banana: I feel like a pair of curtains. Doctor: Pull yourself together.
71. Girl did you just eat a banana and throw it? Because you made me fall for you.
72. What is the fastest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
73. Peel me open for good time?
74. Babe, are you a doctor. My banana isn’t peeling well.
75. What’s worse than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
76. More challenging outside and mushy inside.
77. Babe are you a banana, because I want to peel you and eat you out.
78. What do you call bananas that don’t stick up for themselves? A bunch of pansies.
79. What’s the best thing to put in a banana cream pie? Your teeth.
80. Girl, I am the ripe one for you.
81. What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
82. Do you know that you are a banana? Because I find you a peeling.
83. Why did the monkey want the banana? The banana had appeal.
84. Do not be sad. Have a banana.
85. Name the hippest kind of fruit? A bae-nae-nae.
86. Wanna hear something shocking, I’m bananas for you!
87. Babe, you are making me go bananas.
88. I’m like a banana, fancy getting under my skin?
89. What do you call banana skins? Slippers
90. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
91. Babe, if you are a banana you would never get lonely. Because we will hang out in bunches.
92. Will you have to peel me for a good time?
93. Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
94. How do you spell banana? E, V, I, L.
95. Despite my looks, I’m not bent.
96. What would you like me or me with my banana?
97. Hold on to bananas, and they are a safe spot.
98. Would you like a banana to go with those splits?
99. What do you think my banana will say to you? Nothing, my banana can’t talk.
100. Girl, grab the banana before it gets soft.
101. You do not care about my banana at all. When will you start caring?
102. Why did the banana visit the doctor? He felt he had a splitting headache.