Spring is a season of joy and renewal that brings nature alive with the blooming flowers to the warmer temperatures. Therefore to add an extra dose of love and laughter, we’ve compiled a list of Spring puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Spring Puns
1. My life is in full bloom.
2. He just needs a kick in the bud
3. What a re-leaf it’s finally spring.
4. Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
5. It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
6. Spring into the season.
7. What in carnation are you up to today?”
8. Sometimes, I love the spring tulip much.
9. When is the best time to buy a trampoline? Spring time.
10. I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion.
11. I’m having an egg-cellent spring.
12. The trees are re-leafed.
13. Don’t worry, bee happy.
14. Because I’m having the spring-time of my life
15. Should I go out this spring? May as well.
16. A peony for your thoughts.
17. What do bees wear in the rain? Their yellow jackets.
18. You’re my favourite off-spring
19. What a re-leaf
20. Sea the beauty in every day.
21. What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
22. You look fresh as a daisy.
23. You grow, girl.
24. Does February like March? No, but April May.
25. You can poppy-n any time
26. Check it out, I’m turning green! Birch, please.
27. April May get here sooner than you think.
28. Happiness blooms from within.
29. What’s Irish and comes out in the spring? Paddy O’Furniture.
30. That’s a budding romance.
31. What is spring’s favorite type of pickles? Daffo-dills!
32. I hate spring cleaning. Darn things bounce all over the place.
33. When’s the best time to wash your Slinky? During spring cleaning.
34. How does spring move around? Spring rolls.
35. What do you call an emergency in the spring? May day.
36. Warm today, cold tomorrow
37. What do you say to a girl flower in the spring? ‘Grow, girl, grow’.
38. I was just pollen your leg
39. Last, bud not least.
40. ‘Did you notice the snow melting in April?’ ‘I thaw it’.
41. That’s blooming great.
42. We were mint for the spring.
43. What goes up when the rain comes down? Umbrellas!
44. Don’t kale my spring vibes.
45. When do monkeys fall from the sky? During APE-ril showers.
46. I ain’t dandy-lyin’.
47. I love my little sprouts
48. Bloom, baby, bloom.
49. Not a daisy goes by where I don’t think of spring.
50. What did the spring say to the airplane? Boeing!
51. Spring break has sprung.
52. Totally A Panda 1 year ago
53. Spring into step.
54. Here comes the sunflowers.
55. I haven’t botany flowers
56. I’m so excited about the spring that I almost wet my plants.
57. Spring is mint.
58. My winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.
59. Long thyme, no see, spring.
60. The more this towel dries, the wetter it gets.
61. Do you know about April 1st? Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
62. Can February march? No, but April may.
63. I hope your spring doesn’t succ.
64. I’m a succa for you.
65. Aloe you vera much.
66. Which month can’t make a decision? MAY-be.
67. Yeah, when I was 80 lbs lighter.
68. They can’t all be winters
69. My love for you blossoms like the spring.
70. What type of a bow can’t be tied or untied? A rainbow.
71. Should you plant flowers in any month besides April? May as well!
72. How can you make the sky prettier? With a rainbow.
73. How does the sun listen to its favorite music? On the ray-dio.
74. I’m dyeing to know what you’re doing tonight.
75. SEAsing this spring break.
76. Thanks for my son-flowers.
77. Which month do soldiers like the least? March.
78. You May get some flowers.
79. Thanks for the reminder.
80. I be-leaf in you.
81. You’d bee mad too
82. I thaw that the weather was getting warmer.
83. That’s a-may-zing.
84. The tulips are springing into season
85. How did the cake get wet? It got sprinkled.
86. Its time to exercise away these spring rolls
87. Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’.
88. Spring thyme is always fresh.
89. What is the shortest month of the year? M-A-Y.
90. Spring is everything I wanted it to bee.
91. We were mermaid for the spring.
92. Spring break? Alpaca my bags.
93. What is a king’s favorite kind of weather? Reign-y!
94. Mother Nature really sprung this on us.
95. This season puts a little spring in my step.
96. Has he sprung the question?
97. What month always asks questions and permission? May!
98. In desperate need of vitamin sea this spring.
99. Don’t stop be-leafing.
100. Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike? It lost its petals.
101. Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
102. Thyme for some daffodils.
103. That’s a bud omen.
104. Why are waterbeds so bouncy? They’re filled with spring water.
105. We shore are going to have a great time this spring.
106. I’m having the springtime of my life.
107. Spring and summer rolls have different seasoning.
108. Business is blossoming
109. Did you hear the one about the messy bed? Yeah, I made it up.
110. But you’re no spring chicken
111. Let’s put the petal to the metal.
112. Why did the bucket bounce? Because it was filled with spring water.
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