Rock climbing is an exciting activity that provides physical and mental challenges. But do you know you can take your rock climbing relationship to the next level by using these cheesy and funny rock climbing pick up lines? Whether you are a beginner or an expert climber, these pickup lines will break the ice and make your special one laugh, adding some excitement to your time.
Whether you are a beginner or an expert climber, these pickup lines will help you break the ice and make your partner laugh while adding some excitement to your time together. So if you want to make your rock climbing time with that special person more memorable, scroll down to start your dating game today.
Rock Climbing Pick Up Lines
1. Baby you got the perfect route for me.
2. Could you give me a catch? Because I like to be on top.
3. You’ve heel hooked my heart.
4. Hello, could you please show me your favorite crag?
5. It’s time to cave into you, babe.
6. I usually use protection, but will make an exception.
7. I know if I want to impress you I’ll have to be a little boulder.
8. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself climbing into your pants.
9. Do you like classic root? Because I got mine long and hard.
10. Want to get high, get hot, and get sweaty?… I need a climbing partner.
11. Hey, how about you offer me some feedback on how I can onsight your rack?
12. Let’s take our slaying to the next level.
13. Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.
14. Do you want to see my dangling belay?
15. I recently created a climbing gym in my jeans and would like to offer you a first ascent.
16. Any time you fall, I’ll be there to catch you.
17. Hey, sweetie, let me know how I can onsight your rack.
18. I’ve got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.
19. If I was a wall would you climb me all night?
20. Miss, could you prompt me? Then I’ll know the directions to your heart.
21. I’ve got all the hardware you need to be your real mountain man, if you know what I mean.
22. Are you ready for your first ascent?
23. I practically put my life in your hands.
24. Do you climb? Because I would want you to get on me.
25. Do you mind if I run my rope below your path?
26. Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants.
27. Are you a hard climb? Because I love the challenge.
28. Want to restuff my chalk balls while I recalibrate your GPS?
29. Babe you ever fell? Well you will soon be a true screamer tonight.
30. Those must be climbing pants, because I would love to climb in your pants.
31. Babe, you need no protection when you got my bolts.
32. I appreciate how you pointed out that crack.
33. Watch me babe while I beat on this pin.
34. Permit me to count those jugs for you.
35. With my strong hands and fingers, I can give shoulder and back massages all night long.
36. Do you think that jug is too high to reach? Well I think yours is just the right height.
37. If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
38. I play recklessly, and I can edge all night without protection.
39. Your rubbers are looking a little used, I have some new ones, wanna try?
40. Are you prepared to make your first ascent?
41. Hey, I was wondering if you could show me your favorite crag?
42. You missing a set of anchors? Because I would like to go in hard.
43. Ever had sex on a portoledge.
44. Spread your legs and trust the rubber.
45. I got your mountain right here.
46. Have you ever done it on a portoledge?
47. Just a climber looking to get belayed.
48. Girl are you a 9c? Because I can’t hold on to your curves.
49. Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?
50. Are you a solid rock? I want to get on top of you.
51. Have you ever fallen, babe? Tonight, you will be a genuine screamer.
52. You have really nice forearms.
53. A rock under the fingers is preferable to a rock on the finger.
54. If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
55. Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.
56. You’ve got the best path for me, baby.
57. Could you please excuse me? I think I’m in love with you.
58. Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good belay.
59. Could you prompt me? I’d like to know the directions to your heart.
60. I hope you have your chalk bag on, you’re making my palms sweaty.
61. Some climbers get off soloing; me, I’d rather play with your rack.
62. I know I’ll have to be a little more boulder if I want to impress you.
63. Is it a mirror you have in your pocket? I envision myself going inside your jeans.
64. I have a tuber that you may use whenever you want.
65. I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I’ll follow.
66. If I scrub that crack, will you wash my rope?
67. I’ve got an extra-large friend in my trousers.
68. Relationships come first, then relationships.
69. When you’ve got my bolts, you don’t need any protection.
70. Keep me tight; I’m going to take a step back and massage the crack.
71. Hey babe, give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.
72. They don’t call me a hard man for nothing.
73. Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next belay partner.
74. I’ve got everything you need to be a true mountain guy if you know what I mean.
75. Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?
76. I’ll catch you every time you fall.
77. Hey girl, I’ll let you top rope off of my lead.
78. I’ll belay you all night long.
79. Hey Baby, Climb Here Often?
80. Hey can i put my nuts or your rack?
81. Don’t worry, I’ve received top-rope certification.
82. Every time you fall, I’ll catch you.
83. The thing I like about cracks: The deeper you get, the better it feels.
84. Rock under the fingers beats a rock on a finger.
85. Have you got a pocket mirror? I thought I saw myself going inside your trousers.
86. Gal, you are amazingly gorgeous… can i get a pic of you climbing?
87. Are you a rock? Because I wanna climb on top of you.
88. Here, let me chalk up those jugs for you.
89. So, do you want to go rock climbing for a few hours and then screw?
90. Your harness isn’t the only one who can hug you tight.
91. I’m willing to jam my fist into just about any crack, baby.
92. Hey, sweetie, you’re working that crack.
93. Do you enjoy traditional roots? Because I earned mine the hard way.
94. Gal, you’re stunning… may I take a picture of you climbing?
95. Some climbers thrive on soloing; I’d rather mess about with your rack.
96. Keep me tight, I’m going to layback and work the crack.
97. Babe, it’s time to caving inside you.
98. Is that your restraining device, or are you just glad to see me?
99. Can I use your rack to store my nuts?
100. I like your slopers, can you teach me how to grip those?
101. I’m going to be topping out on you all night.
102. My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.
103. Girl, is your harness double backed? Cuz I had to double back to get a look at you.
104. I’m really good at hand-jams.
105. Babe I climb a lot, because I know how to handle them jugs.
106. Are you a difficult climber? because I enjoy a good challenge.
107. I’m willing to put my fist through almost any crack, sweetie.
108. I like the way you finger that crack.
109. I hope you’re wearing your chalk bag because you’re making my palms sweat.
110. I see two nice lookin’ rocks I’d like to grab, do you mind?
111. Can I put my nuts on your rack?
112. I just met you. And this is crazy. But here’s my number… Belay me maybe?
113. Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
114. You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?
115. I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
116. Can you hold my rope and give it a pull now and then when it becomes slack?
117. Soo…I have a 6 foot wingspan…
118. I play dangerously, I can do edging without protection all night long.
119. Do you like to climb? Because I’d like you to get on me.
120. Beautiful slopers, mind if I slap them?
121. If you fall, I’ll be there to catch you.
122. Could you please provide me with a catch? because I enjoy being on top.
123. Could you please prompt me? I’d like to know how to get to your heart.
124. If you show my your rack, I’ll show you my nuts.
125. Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I’m falling for you.
126. Can you hold my rope and give it a tug from time to time when it gets a bit of slack.
127. Is that a stalagmite feature or are you just happy to see me?
128. What is your favorite stemming technique?
129. Please allow me to heel hook your shoulder.
130. You know, I’ve always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower sexy.
131. Weren’t you on the cover of rock and ice last month?
132. Do you want to heel hook my shoulders?
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