French fries are famous in many countries. They are a type of deep-fried potato that is often served with ketchup or other dipping sauces. And the popularity of French fries can be attributed to the fact that they taste good, can be made quickly, are easy to eat on the go, and are inexpensive.
Below, we’ve compiled a list of French fry puns that are the best and most hilarious you’ll love. So scroll down and see what we’ve got you covered.
Hilarious French Fry Puns
1. It is fry-tfully hot.
2. I’m fry-nally going to France.
3. Time fries when you’re having fun.
4. I’d sacri-fries anything for you.
5. Thanks for being such a great fry-nd.
6. Keep your eyes on the fries.
7. Did you see that movie with Fry-an Reynolds?
8. Let’s ketchup some time.
9. You never know if you don’t fry.
10. Don’t de-fry the law.
11. I’m a-fry-d not.
12. You never fail to yam-aze me.
13. When you combine fries and geometry, you get fry-angles.
14. Just fry and stop me.
15. That was tater-ly funny.
16. Such a fry-tening sight.
17. French fries aren’t cooked in France. They’re cooked in Greece.
18. Ignore all the taters.
19. Fryday – A potato’s favorite day of the week.
20. High fry-ve.
21. Stop poutine like a baby.
22. The burger was bothering the fries. So, they said, “Burger off.”
23. Time fries when I’m with you.
24. Time fries by.
25. What’s your Wi-Fry password?
26. When French fries meet, they ketchup.
27. This magic trick will stupe-fry you.
28. You’re the ketchup to my fries.
29. I’m going to the gym and working on my fry-ceps.
30. I saw a fry-t train.
31. I prefer fry bread over wheat.
32. You’re really sweet, potato.
33. I’m a fry-lance graphic designer.
34. French fries are my fry-ority.
35. This is so satis-fry-ing.
36. You gave me a real fry-t (fright).
37. French fry puns are so satis-fry-ing.
38. Hi-fry (hi-fi) potato.
39. Don’t be such a fry baby.
40. Stick to your daily poutine.
41. Mashing outfits.
42. When you cross a dog with fries, you get Frenchie fries.
43. The horror movie was fry-tening.
44. Taters gonna tate.
45. Chip off the old block.
46. When you cross a pharmaceutical company with a potato, you get Fries-er.
47. A floating French fry de-fries gravity.
48. My hair is fries-y today.
49. French Fries – Potato stick from France.
50. Sorry, I didn’t mean to fry.
51. I’ve got my fries on you.
52. It’s okay to let out your tears and fry.
53. These French fries are so grati-frying.
54. I bought the potato at a chip price.
55. Baby potatoes use paci-fry-ers.
56. Don’t be such a chip-skate.
57. There are a few things I want to modi-fry.
58. I only have fries for you.
59. That was electri-frying.
60. At the zoo, I saw a fry-noceros.
61. It might break because it’s fry-l.
62. There was a fry-nzy of activity.
63. Fry don’t know what you’re talking about.
64. Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
65. Frogs eat French flies.
66. I re-fry-ned from commenting.
67. My favorite exhibit at the science center is the butter-fry exhibit.
68. I tot you were my friend.
69. I need to veri-fry the information.
70. You’re my best mash.
71. Always fry your best.
72. Just fry your best!
73. It’s so cold. I’m fries-ing.
74. Happy fry-day.
75. A tiny potato is a small fry.
76. Friend fries are the best.
77. When you cross a potato with a dinosaur, you get a fry-ceratops.