81 Best Chocolate Captions for Instagram

1. Life happens, chocolate helps.

2. Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is?

3. A day without chocolate is like… just kidding, I have no idea.

4. Happiness is an unexpected piece of chocolate.

5. All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. – Charles M. Schulz

6. There’s no ‘we’ in chocolate.

7. Keep calm and eat chocolate.

8. Chocolate: cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment.

9. Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.

10. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy chocolate, and that’s kind of the same thing.

11. Money talks, but chocolate sings.

12. Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.

13. Some things just require chocolate to be fixed.

14. When life gives you lemons… throw them back and ask for chocolate.

15. My soulmate might be chocolate.

16. Be it bitter or sweet, chocolate is a treat.

17. Chocolate doesn’t ask questions, chocolate understands.

18. Friends are like chocolate. The good stuff lasts longer.

19. Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies.

20. If there’s no chocolate in heaven, I’m not going.

21. Every meal should end with something sweet. Maybe it’s chocolate or maybe it’s you.

22. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.

23. You are never too old for chocolate.

24. Breakups: the darker the chocolate, the better.

25. I’ve got a chocolate bar and I’m not afraid to use it!

26. Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.

27. Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get. – Forrest Gump

28. I could give up chocolate but I’m not a quitter.

29. Chocolate is the secret to eternal youth. Haven’t you noticed I haven’t aged a day?

30. Dip it in chocolate; it’ll be fine.

31. Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.

32. I dream in chocolate.

33. Chocolate fixes everything.

34. In chocolate we trust.

35. There’s no problem so big that chocolate can’t solve.

36. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. Unless it’s chocolate.

37. Chocolates come from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.

38. Eat chocolate, be happy.

39. Less drama, more chocolate.

40. Who needs therapy when you have chocolate?

41. A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

42. Chocolate is ground from the beans of happiness.

43. I never met a chocolate I didn’t like.

44. Life is short. Eat the chocolate.

45. There is no we in chocolate.

46. Chocolate is the sweetest way to tell somebody ‘I love you.’

47. My favorite vegetable is chocolate.

48. For instant happy woman just add chocolate.

49. Chocolate: my favorite way of coping with life.

50. There’s no chocolate I wouldn’t eat.

51. There’s nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

52. There is no problem chocolate can’t solve.

53. I find myself thinking about you…and then I find myself at the chocolate shop.

54. Chocolate and friends are best when they’re rich.

55. Me + Chocolate = Forever.

56. Life without chocolate is like an unsharpened pencil—it has no point.

57. Chocolate therapy is real therapy.

58. Why cry over spilt milk when you can laugh over chocolate?

59. Chocolate is the universal language of love and luxury.

60. Handle every situation like chocolate. If it doesn’t solve the problem, it can at least make it sweeter.

61. Like therapy, but cheaper: a bar of chocolate.

62. I’m a better person when I have chocolate.

63. With chocolate, darkness is a good thing.

64. Bitter, sweet, and irresistible.

65. Life’s too short to say no to chocolate.

66. The answer is chocolate; I don’t care what the question is.

67. Warm chocolate, warm heart.

68. Every chocolate is a chapter in my chocolate story.

69. No such thing as too much chocolate.

70. Let’s make this a choco-lot of fun!

71. Feeling the endorphin rush of chocolate.

72. Chocolate: because adulting is hard.

73. The sweetest joy, the wildest woe is love…and perhaps chocolate.

74. Chocolate is my spirit animal.

75. More love, more chocolate.

76. If at first, you don’t succeed, have a chocolate.

77. Life needs more chocolate.

78. Eat chocolate and enjoy the ride.

79. Chocolate makes everything possible.

80. Chocolate doesn’t judge, chocolate understands.

81. Some pursue happiness; others create it with chocolate.

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