24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
In beer we trust
Cool story babe..now get me a beer
Save water ñ Drink Beer
Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder
Beer me!
What happens at the reception stays at the reception
Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer
Keep Calm and Drink On
Iíd rather be drinking
Need cash for alcohol research
Time is never wasted when youíre wasted all the time
On break
I have a bit of a drinking problem
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind
Eat, Drink and Be Married
Alcohol doesnít makes things better, it makes them not as bad
Iím just living the dream
The luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got
Of course size matters, no one wants a small glass of wine
A meal without wine is called breakfast
You need a cold one
Sip happens
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker
Keep Calm and Party On
Got beer?
Something Old, Something Borrowed, Something New, and Something Brewed
Drinks well with others
Keep calm & drink wine
Say no to drugs, Yes to jugs
DEA: Drunk every afternoon
Friday is the beginning of my livers work week
Kiss my glass
I only drink Beer on days that end in Y
I donít get drunk, I get awesome
Keep calm & Drink ON
Iím gonna drink you pretty
Why limit happy to an hour?
I donít like the world alcoholic. I prefer advanced drinker
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Funny Alcohol Slogans
The vows are done letís have some fun
To have and to hold and keep your beer cold
Read them & enjoy, also share them with your friends
Celebrate a Serious Love Of Beer
I swear to drunk, Iím not God
I Went to [Brideís First Name] and [Groomís First Name] on [Date] And All I Got Was This Damn Koozie!
This girls needs a beer
I donít have a drinking problem, Iím just really thirsty
Alcohol doesnít solve any problems, neither does milk
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend
Donít worry beer happy!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
You look like I could use a drink
Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of lifeís problems
Beer: Helping homely people get laid since 2050 BC
How many drinks have I had? I donít know ñ Iím an alcoholic, not an accountant
Shut up and drink
The wedding is here, time for beer
less thinking more drinking
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