Whether you’re looking for something cute or funny, these cat pick up lines will help you break the ice and get her attention. It will make her smile, laugh, and even get her wet.
So go ahead and impress with your smooth moves.
Cat Pick Up Lines
1. Put the cat down and pick up your sword.
2. If a cat were to describe you… He would say you’re purrrrfect.
3. Do you live in a corn field? Because I’m stalking you.
4. If I said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?
5. My dick is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.
6. I’d like to get your tongue.
7. If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives with you.
8. I’ve gato say, I knead to be with you tonight.
9. Are you a cat? Because you’re purrrrfect.
10. Are we in the litter box? Because I’m diggin’ you.
11. Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.
12. I’d like to get your tongue.
13. Be mine it’s meow or never
14. Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?
15. I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your pussy.
16. Dinner and a mewvie?
17. Don’t be a player hating
18. Girl you must be the back of my paw cuz i want to lick you constantly.
19. I’m feline fine now I have seen you.
20. Meet me by the dead bird.
21. Put the cat down and pick up your sword!
22. Hey girl, I was to be more than friends, if you know what I mean.
23. Now that’s a stray cat strut.
24. Cat, call me.
25. “You leave me positively speechless.”
26. You amewse me.
27. Can i spend all my 9 lives with you?
28. If you were a saucer of milk I’d lick you all up.
29. Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.
30. You “complete meow me”
31. I’ve got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?
32. Can you take me to the vet because you just took my breath away!
33. I’ll make you purrrrrrrrr.
34. My love for you resembles a hairball. I can’t hold it in.
35. I have a cat, she would like to meet you.
36. My love for you is like a hairball — I can’t hold it in.
37. Don’t procrastinate just be mine.
38. Don’t be a player hating.
39. Hey girl, can I come over and meet your cat?
40. We’d make the perfect couple
41. How you feline? Cause you purrfect, I’m not kitten.
42. Let’s make his story.
43. I’m feline fine now I have seen you.
44. Is your cat stuck in a tree? Cause I’m here to save that pussy.
45. Cat call me.
46. My vet says I’m lacking in vitamin U.
47. I’d give up one of my 9 lives for you.
48. Mind if I sniff your butt?
49. Are you Michonne’s cat? Because you are just too damn gorgeous!
50. Girl you are a purr-fect ten.
51. If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.
52. Psst… Hey babe, I got some nip.
53. I have a cat, she’d like to meet you.
54. Can I spend all my 9 lives with you?
55. You are purrfect.
56. I hope you have pet insurance because I’m about to destroy your pussy.
57. Want to see some hairballs?
58. Psst.. Hey babe, I got some nip.
59. Are you a part beaver? Because daaaaam.
60. Do you have pet insurance? Cause I want to smash your cat.
61. Just call me Puss in Boots
62. If a cat were to describe you. I would say you’re perfect.
63. Will you be my meow?
64. I have a pussy, and she would like to meet you.
65. I love cats. I heard you have a nice pussy. Can i play with her?
66. Don’t purrcrastnate just be mine.
67. Are you feline the connection between us?
68. Let’s make hisstory.
69. If I were a cat, I’d spend all my 8 lives with you.”
70. Hey, look what the cat dragged in.
71. We’d make the purrfect couple
72. My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?
73. If I were a cat, I’d spend all my 8 lives with you.
74. I am feline (feeling)fine now i have seen you.
75. I will make you purrrrr!
76. Be mine, it’s meow or never.
77. Since i met you i feel like the cat who got the cream.
78. I like you furry much.
79. Where have you been all my life?
80. If I were a cat, I’d spend all 8 lives with you.
81. I’m purrty sure if you didn’t give us a chance you’d be kitten yourself later.
82. Tail me you love me.
83. I’ve got nine lives to live, wanna be my first?
84. I’d give up one of my 9 lives for you.
85. Honey, just tail me you love me.
86. I like cats more than dogs.
87. If i said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?
88. I’m not high on nip, I’m just intoxicated with you.
89. I will pawlways love you.
90. Don’t be a player hating
91. Baby, you put the T in tuna.
92. Perhaps we should claw the door, things are about to get frisky up in hair.
93. If you were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
94. Let’s litter.
95. I eat cats if you know what I mean.
96. Is your cat stuck in a tree? Because I’m here to save that pussy.
97. Tell me what makes you meow.
98. Meet me at kitty-corner.